Chapter 37: The Earth-Shattering Love Letter

  Since it's the weekend, I turned off my alarm clock last night and slept until I woke up naturally, which is absolutely a happy thing. When I got up, it was already around 4 pm. To be exact, I was woken up by hunger. As soon as I was about to get out of bed, I saw Wang Mumu still there, writing diligently, sometimes scratching his head in distress, and sometimes revealing a silly smile, which is really ridiculous.

  "Hey, Mùmù's brother, didn't you sleep all night?" I walked over to him wearing slippers and drinking a glass of water.

  "Shut up and don't talk to me, it's been years since I've written anything, you're lacking inspiration, get out of here, stop bothering me!" Wang Mumu said with a pair of bright red eyes, speaking impatiently.

  "I'm telling you to eat something, and you're acting like a mad dog, starving yourself to death! I cursed in annoyance, then looked around the bed and saw that Lui was not there, Zhang Wei was also gone, only Chenchen was still sleeping with her head covered."

  "Get up, giant gorilla! Let's go eat, don't sleep anymore!" I pushed Chenchen a bit, and she opened her eyes in confusion, sat up straight, stared blankly for about half a minute, then asked me: "What time is it?"

  "It's already four o'clock, hurry up, let's go eat!" I was putting on my clothes while urging Chenchen. As soon as I finished speaking, Chenchen heard the word "eat" and her eyes lit up. She stretched out her big foot and stepped directly on Wang Muming's head, then jumped down.

  Wang Muming had already gotten used to Chenchen's way of getting out of bed in the morning, and was numb to it. I got dressed with Chenchen without bothering Wang Muming because he was always very focused on what he was doing, so it was better not to disturb him.

  We went to a small restaurant outside, casually ordered a fish-flavored meat noodles and a spare ribs, had two bowls of rice, started a meal of fierce eating, when leaving, asked Wang Mu for a bowl of congee, we comfortably smoked a cigarette, and leisurely returned to the dormitory.

  Just pushing open the dormitory door, Wang Mu was laughing loudly like a madman, his bird's nest-like hair shaking back and forth, quite stylish.

  "What the hell is wrong with you again?" Chenchen slammed the pot back onto the table and scolded him.

  "Haha, I'm really a genius, I've discovered that I have some Gorky-like potential. If Joanne sees this love letter, she'll definitely sleep with me!" Wang Mu said proudly.

  "Bring it here, let me take a look!" I walked over and casually picked up the love letter on the table.

  "Well, take it away and appreciate it, you can also learn some knowledge from it!" Wang MuMu started showing off again.

  I'm sitting on the bed with Chenchen, looking at the love letter. This look has been going on for a long time and I couldn't help myself, deeply fascinated by Wang Muming's writing style. It's so damn unique!! It's so damn talented!!

  The original text is as follows.

  Dear "Qiao Mimi",

  In the crowd, I caught a glimpse of you and couldn't forget your face. Your melancholic eyes, high ponytail, snow-white butt, and sparse mustache are all deeply etched in my mind. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and my love for you is pure. I hope we can taste coffee and White Rabbit milk candy together again. I'm willing to sleep with you for ten thousand years.

  Your round eyes like a "yao bing" make my heart as pure as a whiteboard. The ripples in your eyes are as dense as nine threads, and your nose is as neat as two pieces of flatbread. Your nostrils have left a deep impression on me, like six lines etched into my brain.

  Especially when you wear that "qing yi se" dress, blown by the east wind, you're as beautiful as flowers blooming on a pole. If I could go to bed with you, I'd rather not eat or drink for nine million years...

  "Awesome! Masterpiece, no, a work that shocks the world! This is a mahjong textbook!!" Chenchen admires Wang Muming with utmost respect.

  "As the ancients said, pretending to be a B is invincible! It's true! My son is telling lies! This love letter of yours was actually given by Kawashima to his house, and you even slept with her, just a small matter!!" I said from the bottom of my heart.

  "That's natural, Puyi is my elder brother, who am I afraid of! ...... " Wang Muming now completely regarded himself as the king.

  "Hurry up, time is waiting for no one!!" Chenchen urged.

  "Don't rush, I'll call her first... I want to hear her read it in person!!" Wang Muming's voice was calm and elegant as he took out a knockoff Nokia N91 from his pocket, slowly removing the phone case. The phone suddenly fell apart, with half of the receiver and half of the keypad still connected by a few red wires, not yet fully separated. After dialing the number, Wang Muming quickly brought the phone to his face...

  "This damn phone was bought for that price, it's too freaking awesome, and it can still be used for such a long time!" Chenchen got a headache as soon as she saw this phone.

  "It's like his mom gave it to you, but you still can't use it, this stupid phone, only Wang Muming can handle it, just like Xuge's car, only he can drive it!!" I said with a sigh.

  "Hello, I'm Aixinjueluo Wangcai..." Wang Mumei introduced himself elegantly.

  "Damn your sister's fortune! I'm your social brother Wang Muming!!" Wang Muming's phone was always extremely loud, and the speaker couldn't be turned off.

  "Huh? How did you get my wife's phone number? Ah, damn it! You're messing with me, and now you're bringing trouble to my doorstep!!" Wang MuMu was initially puzzled, but then he reacted and shouted angrily into the phone.

  "Stop messing around, I'm having dinner with my wife and Qiao Mimi!!" Kuai said over the phone.

  "Oh...I see! Then I'll go!" Wang Mumei put her mind at ease.

  "Don't come over, I'm begging you, let us have a good meal, okay? If you go back, I'll wash your pants for you!!" Lui has a phobia of wooden tables.

  "What the f**k, are you going to tell me where you are or not? Otherwise, I'll pee on your bed, believe it or not!" Wang Mumu had too many disgusting ways.

  "Alright!! Big brother, we're at Xihua Garden, VIP hall, waiting for you by the large crystal table. Come on over! Remember, don't mind the weird stares from others because this place is pretty high-end and I've spent a fortune!!" Lui hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

  And when I heard this place name, I felt a chill in my heart. This Wang Muming is really crazy this time.

  "Wooden wooden, listen to me for a sentence of advice, don't go, it won't work!" I said kindly.

  "Are you my brother or what? Wang MuMu is finally going to make a comeback, and you won't let me go!" Wang MuMu is already ready to fight to the death with me.

  "I'm doing it for your own good, really!"

  "Damn it, lend me twenty bucks for the taxi fare, okay? If not, you're coming with me!" Wang Mumu was like a bandit at this moment.

  "I'm also going, let's grab a delicious meal!" Chenchen is also quite interested in this matter.

  "Alright, since you two insist on going, I won't stop you. You'll end up there sooner or later anyway!" I sighed and pulled out 20 yuan from my pocket and handed it to them.