Chapter 36: Wang Muming's Hairstyle

  I've always been someone who can't keep things hidden in my heart, if I'm not satisfied with something, I have to say it out loud, no matter who it is. Today's incident has left me feeling particularly uncomfortable because Xiong Ge has always been my idol, and today he was forced to drink saliva by Wang Liang, which really makes me feel sick, so I must get to the bottom of this.

  "Xiao Ge, I want to ask you something. After I'm done asking, I'll go to the hospital to get stitched up, okay?" I said, puffing on my cigarette as I stared at Xiao Ge.

  Xiao Ge leaned back his head, lying on the sofa, rubbed his temples with some fatigue, and smiled bitterly: "Nowadays, all these kids are clever, I know what you want to ask, are you going to say that now I have a physical body, I'm afraid? Is that right?"

  I didn't say a word, just nodded my head. Xiang Ge looked a bit tired, but his voice was full of vigor: "I'm Zhang Xu, I've been in society since I was 15 years old, what kind of person haven't I seen? Wang Liang is nothing to me, do you know that?"

  "Then why are you drinking?" Weiwei also seemed to have some reservations about this matter.

  "Hehe, I just want my big brother to enjoy this world for a few more years. When one is too hard, they are easily broken. We've been in the spotlight too much lately!" Xiong Ge said with a bitter smile, his words also unclear.

  We didn't understand what Xiong meant, nor did we know what he was thinking, but from his words, we could roughly guess that he was doing this for Hei. We let out a sigh of relief, although we still didn't understand Xiong's meaning, knowing that he was doing it for Hei made us very satisfied.

  Why should we be satisfied? It's simple, because we're going to follow him afterwards. Who would follow a useless leader, right? This is also one of our naive little thoughts.

  "I'm telling you, you're really something, can't even go to the hospital, I need to use alcohol to disinfect my face, this is so damn unlucky!" Wang MuMu's face at this time was like a big flower cat, all covered in menstrual blood.

  "Big brother, I'm really confused. You're lying on the ground with your face down and the back of your head exposed, how can you get a slap in the face?" Chenchen asked anxiously.

  "I can say it was the third day of her period, when the blood was flowing the most urgently, and I happened to arrive just in time. She gave me a very timely slap on the face. I said that when I fell to the ground, why did my occipital region feel hot?" Wang MuMu finished speaking, turned his back to us, and let us take a look at his occipital region. We saw a fiery red hairstyle, and were stunned by its awesomeness.

  "Haha, awesome"

  "Your hairstyle is really something else, haven't you noticed it's a bit like, having a perm and then dyeing it grape red?"

  We all laughed, even Xue Ge couldn't help but laugh, Wang Mu Mu this stupid B, if you don't admire him, it's a crime.

  "Alright, nothing's wrong, don't drag this on. You guys are just a bunch of jinxes, every time we run into you, nothing good happens. Hurry up and get lost! I'll give you 2,000 yuan, go to the hospital and deal with your injuries yourselves!!" Xiong Ge walked over to the table, pulled out a wad of cash from the drawer, and handed it to us.

  "Xiao Ge, if you keep playing like this, I really won't take you seriously!" Weiwei was genuinely angry this time. Xiao Ge's money was also earned with his life on the line, so why waste it?

  "It's okay, we have the money, don't worry about it, just take it back!" I said, and with a glance at several of my friends, I opened the door and left. Xiaogang stood at the door, saw us off, and never mentioned the matter of money again.

  "King Mummy! Can I tell you something? Is there a problem with your ancestral tomb or what? Why do you always run into weird things? You should find a Taoist priest to calculate it for you, if not, then move the tomb!!" Zhang Wei started mocking King Mummy again.

  "He's just a Taoist from Er'lang Mountain, what's the big deal? And he even asked someone to do something so nasty!" Chenchen chimed in.

  "Oh, damn it, I forgot! You said he couldn't figure it out, but today he's got a 'bloody disaster'!!" Zhang Wei said with a laugh.

  "Let's just keep being friends and not say anything, okay?" Chenchen said as he started running away because Wang Mumu stretched out his two bloody claws and was about to grab him.

  We took a few girls, hailed two taxis and went to the hospital. I've been to the hospital more often than school lately, familiar with paying bills and getting stitches. But this time was different, Wang Yunyao stayed with me, holding my hand with her small hands.

  In the winter, clothes are thicker, and his knife is probably newly bought, not yet opened. The wound on his back isn't too serious, just a few stitches, wrapped with some gauze, and it'll be fine after a few days of rest.

  We packed up the goods and added the sewing needles, but after emptying all the money from my pocket, it was still not enough. Wang Yunyao saw my predicament and without a word, took out 2,000 yuan from her card and said to me: "I'm lending this to you, you must pay me back!"

  I smiled and replied: "You're all mine, what's a little money!"

  "How come that guy isn't here? You're just making a cut on your mouth!" Wang Yunyao glared at me, saying viciously.

  I've gotten used to her overbearing style, I don't dare provoke her. I didn't refuse her money because I feel no need for hypocritical politeness. Besides, if I don't take this money, those few bastards outside will squeeze me to death.

  Adding Wang Yunyao's money, the medical expenses were paid off, and there was still over 400 yuan left. It was barely enough to not starve to death. The few bastards outside, I could also give them some money soon. Looking at the money in my hand, I couldn't help but say: "Damn it, money is hard to earn, shit is hard to eat!"

  Because it was too late, we took a taxi one by one to send the girls back home, and then climbed over the wall together, returned to the dormitory. Our dormitory's gatekeeper, an old man who can't even see 50 cents clearly, is actually serving as a security guard, I'm speechless. It's said that he was hired with a lot of money, it's really ridiculous.

  Back to the dormitory, after a quick wash, we lay comfortably on our beds, ready to turn off the lights and sleep. But who knew that as soon as I turned off the light, someone would turn it back on? This happened several times in a row, and I suddenly got angry. Turning my head around, I saw Wang MuMu sitting at his desk, writing with great concentration, not even lifting his head or blinking his eyes.

  "What the hell are you doing writing a will in the middle of the night?" I cursed loudly.

  "You know Máo, I want to use an iron pen to write out a 2 million word love letter?" Wáng Mùmù said with a worried gaze and a hoarse voice.

  "Let him write it, if he can write 2,000 words, I'll really call him grandpa!" Chenchen said drowsily.

  "For crying out loud, can't you just not mention Grandpa's thing!!" Wang MuMu said with great displeasure.

  We can't do anything about him, you can't beat him into submission, and scolding is useless, so we just ignore him, let him write whatever he wants.

  Under the dim light, Wang Mumu wrote hastily, brewing a shocking masterpiece.