Chapter 38: Sneaking into the Crematorium at Night (Part 1)

  Up to here, I have to introduce what Xihua Garden is. Xihua Garden is located on the edge of our city's urban area. It doesn't do anything else, it's just for cremation, in plain words, it's a crematorium, cemetery. In our city, it's called Erhuo Crematorium.

  Because Wang Muming and Chenchen are not locals, and they also have a bit of a country bumpkin flavor, they don't understand the basic architecture of our city at all. As a result, Lai Lai's joke led to a series of absurd events.

  The following is for everyone to see clearly, the perspective temporarily shifts to Wang Muming and Chenchen. Everything that happens below was personally told to me by these two idiots.

  Wang Muming and Chenchen, in high spirits, put on a new set of clothes. Of course, their new clothes were just two slightly cleaner ones picked out from a pile of unwashed laundry. Wang Muming even styled his hair with hair wax, making it look like a hedgehog's quills, and wore a pair of sunglasses, looking quite stylish.

  After borrowing money from me, these two fools started their strange journey. Due to the winter season, it got dark extremely early, and after 6 pm, it was already pitch black. In our city, around this time is when taxis change shifts, making it very difficult to hail a cab. So, the two fools stood in the freezing cold wind for over an hour.

  For over an hour, Wang Mumu maintained a single pose, with both hands raised beside his head to ward off the cold wind. Who knew this idiot's face was particularly long, and his palms were clearly insufficient? His hair was relatively long, so the ends of his hair froze, and the freshly applied hair wax instantly turned into ice shards. At this moment, if he were to fight someone, he could kill them with just a swing of his icy hair - it was incredibly cool.

  "Damn, it's too cold! Let's find a tricycle to ride?" Chenchen was shivering and made a sensible suggestion.

  "For crying out loud, can't you be more embarrassing? Have you ever seen anyone ride a tricycle to pick up a chick? And besides, the place Lui Lui found doesn't even allow tricycles in!!" Wang Mu Mu was unusually serious for once.

  "Are you stupid? Must you ride in? Can't we stop on the street and walk in?" Chenchen was really freezing.

  "Do you know where Xihua Garden is?" Wang Mumu covered his head and asked with squinting ignorant eyes.

  "I know... where I haven't been before! Not too far, let's go, find a tricycle to ride!!" Chenchen spread her big feet and started running.

  Wang Mumu covered his head and followed closely behind. The two of them searched for half a day, finally spotting a group of tricycle riders at the street corner. They ran towards them as if they had seen their own father, moving extremely fast.

  "Hey buddy, where are you headed?" A tricycle rider followed the two men, shouting greetings. These human-powered rickshaws usually only take on nearby jobs, afraid to go too far and get caught by traffic police.

  "Xihua Garden!" Wang Muming said with a hint of pride in his tone.

  "What are you guys doing here? It's so late!" The tricycle rider was quite puzzled.

  "Let's eat!" Wang Mu said with unusual pride.

  "Is there food available here?" The tricycle driver was now somewhat bewildered, carefully sizing up the two individuals. He looked at Wang Mumu, who had a head full of spiky hair and wore large sunglasses, looking exceptionally cool. Next to him stood a young man resembling a giant ape, but somehow he didn't seem like a mental patient at all.

  "What's with the ink stain? Are you going or not?" Wang MuMu said somewhat coldly and impatiently.

  "How much are you paying? That place is a bit far..." The trishaw rider might not have made much money all day, although he had encountered two unruly young people, but still wanted to take on this job.

  "I'll give you 15, how about that! Such a wide road, you can step on it hard, and there's no traffic jam!!" Wang Muming started bargaining.

  "That road is indeed spacious, but there are hardly any people, the problem is that it's a bit gloomy, you'd better add some lights!!" The tricycle rider hesitated.

  "I'll give you two more, I only have 20 in my pocket, can you leave me three dollars for water money?" Wang Mu Mu said his bottom line.

  "Get on, let's go!" The trishaw rider's response was unusually brief.

  Wang Muming and Chenchen sat in a rickety, drafty car, bouncing along the road, excitedly heading towards Erhuo's funeral. The three-wheeled vehicle drove further and further into the wilderness, with hardly anyone else on the road. It was pitch black and quite frightening.

  "This damn place is where, are we almost out of the province?!" Chenchen looked at the dark road and said with a bit of trembling.

  "High-end places are of course different, I've heard that many awesome clubs are in the suburbs, and they're all filled with beautiful women, celebrities, long legs, and stunningly gorgeous!!" Wang Mumu pretended to be very knowledgeable.

  "Wouldn't he find a deserted place and rob us?" Chenchen still didn't feel at ease, vaguely feeling that something was off. Wang Mumu had an expression of not caring, and said in a domineering tone: "Just him, a tricycle rider, we can handle him with ease, who knows who's going to rob who!!"

  The tricycle finally stopped at the entrance of Xihua Garden, Wang Muming and Chenchen were frozen like wolves, panting heavily. Wang Muming looked at the gate of Xihua Garden with some confusion.

  Only saw the gate decoration is exceptionally luxurious, especially tall and large, just this gate's ironwork, without two or three hundred thousand can't buy it.

  "This is really classy! This is what a dining place should be!!" Wang Muming exclaimed in front of the gate.

  "This place is so gloomy, it's pitch black!!" Chenchen said with some confusion.

  "You don't understand anything! This place is mysterious on purpose to prevent paparazzi from sneaking shots!" Wang Muming said instructively.

  "Dude, you guys have paid for the ride, let's take a break, okay?" The tricycle rider had been pedaling for over an hour and was exhausted, covered in sweat, his hat removed, revealing hair that seemed to be steaming. He looked like he'd just taken a sauna.

  "Here you go, bro. People who come to a place like this don't care about money, what's the rush? Find me three bucks!!" Wang Mumu handed over a crumpled 20 yuan note.

  The tricycle rider looked at him with an extremely strange gaze, Wang Mumu looked at his gaze and thought of Qiaoqiao's words, don't mind other people's strange gazes, because this place is too damn high-end, thinking of this, Wang Mumu suddenly puffed out his chest.

  Riding a tricycle, he found Wang Mumu, three dollars, riding the tricycle like crazy, racing to snatch life, he can now confirm that these two are indeed his mother's neurosis, mentally ill people killing is not against the law, thinking of this he rode faster and faster, with white smoke coming out of his head like a chimney.

  "Come on! Go in and eat, today I must take down Qiao Mimi!" Wang Mumu walked in excitedly.

  Chen Chen was a bit puzzled and didn't want to go in, but he also didn't dare stay here by himself, so he steeled himself and followed Wang Mu Mu inside.