Chapter 0008: The Legendary Love at First Sight

  I don't know which awesome person once said that if someone wants to get out of the shadow of a lost love, they should immediately enter into another emotional relationship. Now I feel like this sentence is too damn philosophical.

  I haven't even entered the next stage of emotions yet, but I've been captivated by this beauty in front of me. Whatever Feifei or Huang Mao, they can all go sweep the toilet, I wish you have an unexpected pregnancy with your lover and give birth to a baby named Feng Jie...

  I gazed at her repeatedly, and the girl not far away from me. I have a weird habit that my girlfriend must be tall and slender, and this girl obviously meets my requirements.

  She was about 1.7 meters tall, wearing a light yellow long down jacket, paired with a fitted jeans, and knee-high boots on her feet, her long hair dyed a faint burgundy color, her white face looking at me with an angry expression.

  "What's wrong with you? What are you staring at so dazedly? You bumped into me and don't even know how to apologize!" The beauty walked over and scolded me harshly.

  My face is thick enough to be invincible, and I said without blushing or gasping for air: "You say so many people, how did you get hit? Is it fate?"

  "Who cares about fate? Do you see anyone on the playground? Stupid, go sweep your snow!" The girl was a bit fierce and after scolding, turned around and walked towards the teaching building.

  "Damn it, so flavorful and energetic! I like it! I really like this kind of girl's personality, not pretentious, straightforward and optimistic."

  "Who are these silly girls! I've never seen them before!" Wang Muming gossiped and asked Chenchen.

  "I didn't know where she came from, that white bone spirit, look at Xiao Fei, that stupid B, almost crawling into her butt!" Chenchen laughed and scolded.

  "Stop sweeping, call Weiwei and Zhang Wei, let's hold an emergency meeting. The focus of the meeting is to help Brother take down this woman!" I was filled with a surge of hot blood, threw down the broom, and prepared to go on strike.

  "You're awesome, I don't have your two skills, I'm afraid Zhang will kill me with a phoenix clip, I'll finish sweeping and then discuss what dog shit conference with you!" Wang Muming was not affected by my temptation, carrying the broom, continued to work hard.

  "Then help me scan mine too, okay?" I shamelessly said.

  "No way!" Wang MuMu shook his head firmly and said.

  "Damn it, I'll give you a box of Huanghe Lou and an extra bottle of iced red tea, how about that! Don't fucking refuse me, you're not worth more than that!" I made my offer.

  "Get out! Prices are skyrocketing now, and I have to raise mine too. You'll have to settle my lunch no matter what!" Wang MuMu started haggling over the price.

  "Alright! Deal! Morning and I will go have a smoke. Class will be over soon, you guys come find us in the dorm!" I replied readily.

  "Alas, this foolish guy will be stuck at this price range for the rest of his life!" Chenchen said with great dismay.

  We went to the toilet and smoked a cigarette, chatted for a while, looked at the time, felt about right, and started walking towards the dormitory. When passing by the teaching building, we saw that girl again, standing beside our exceptionally powerful instructor, saying something non-stop.

  My mood surged again, and I strode into the dormitory with Chenchen, diving headfirst onto the bed. Suddenly, a foul odor wafted over, and covering my nose, I finally found a pair of stinky socks on Wang Mu's bed.

  I dare to wear other people's socks casually, but I absolutely don't dare to wear Wang Muming's socks. Why? Because his socks rub against the feet. Have you ever seen socks that rub against the feet? I have, and I've even worn them before. As a result, my foot was rubbed into a blood blister. This kind of tragedy often occurs in our dormitory. Socks can be worn to the point of rubbing against the feet; in this lifetime, I've only seen Wang Muming's socks do that. Those socks must have at least two catties of mud on them.

  We once did a chemistry experiment, putting Wang Mu's socks in a basin of water to soak for a day, then pouring the water over half an apple and placing it under the dormitory building. The next morning, dozens of mice were found dead at the entrance of the dormitory. Later, this super-toxic mouse poison, no less than a biological weapon, triggered a crazy rush among students in the same dormitory to buy it.

  There is a rumor circulating in our school that if Wang Muming's socks are taken to the battlefield, the Nanjing Massacre will happen again in Tokyo and Japan will be destroyed.

  I quickly put my socks back in place and rushed back to my bed, taking a few deep breaths.

  "What's going on? I heard our Little Fei is going to fall in love!" The door burst open with a loud laugh, and three people rushed in. Piao Piao and Zhang Wei had a gossipy look on their faces.

  "Knock it off with that expression, staring at me like that. Hurry up and help your brother think of a solution, I must get this chick!" I said resolutely, glancing around at the others.

  "Grass, according to Ge's horizontal and vertical..." Wang Muming started talking again.

  Before he could finish, we several people pressed him on the bed and beat him up. Finally, with his mouth stuffed with socks, he stopped resisting and sat innocently on the bed.

  "Alright, except for Wang MuMu who can't speak, everyone else is enthusiastically expressing their opinions. Once an idea is adopted, I'll treat him to a week's worth of cigarettes!" I said magnanimously.

  "Then let me say a few words, I think that to chase after a girl, you must know what she likes, only then can you take the right medicine!!" Zhang Wei, in exchange for a week's worth of cigarettes, thoroughly rummaged through his already limited dating experience and came up with an extremely useful suggestion.

  "Bingo! This suggestion is reliable! Is there anything else?" I looked at Zhang Wei with hopeful eyes and encouraged him to say more.

  I thought Zhang Wei was a bit out of ideas for the time being, but didn't want to be without cigarettes to smoke. After exerting himself for half a day, he opened his mouth and said: "We can also use a clever trick to win, such as me pretending to be a hooligan, flirting with her, and then you come at the critical moment to save the beauty. Of course, if you hit me, you have to pay more!"

  "Hurry up and pull it, with your small build, not being beaten by those women is already a blessing. Brother, I advise you, don't risk your life for that little bit of smoke, it's not worth it!" Wang Mu said quickly, finishing his sentence with an expression willing to accept any punishment.

  Another round of beating, Wang Mumu was basically numb, his movements were very professional, directly hugging his head with both hands, squatting on the ground, enjoying our rain-like punches.

  "I'm telling you, brothers, can't you think of a way?!" I'm about to die from anxiety. Although I've studied beautiful women for years, it's only been theoretical, and the only time I put it into practice, I got dumped by someone else, so I can only beg these guys now.

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