Chapter 0009 Research on Pudding's Salon!

  Ke Ke lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and with a pretentious air of profundity, said: "Do you guys know what the ultimate weapon is for picking up chicks, something that's unbeatable and unstoppable?"

  "Money, money! Watching movies, shopping, everything costs money. Now even having kids doesn't come for free, and to top it off, nobody wants to have them with me!" I said with some emotion.

  "Money is important, but it's not the most important thing!" Weiwei seemed to have found a sense of pretentiousness, as if he were a romantic saint, with a somewhat ** appearance.

  "Stop messing around! Look at what happened to Wang Muming, or you'll end up in jail too!" Chenchen couldn't stand him acting like this.

  "Stupid B, you look like a gorilla! Which forest did you run out from? Go back quickly, where is your spouse? Don't accidentally get a green hat!!" Lei Lei cursed extremely viciously.

  "Damn you, what's going on, want to fight?" Chenchen usually resorts to violence rather than arguing.

  "Can't you wait until we've finished discussing, you two are about to fight, I'll be the referee for you!" I looked at the two who were about to start fighting and said helplessly.

  "In my opinion, chasing girls is all about having a thick skin. What's the big deal with strategies? Just follow her around for 12 hours, wherever she goes, you go. If you see her talking to another guy, just give him a big slap on the face and he'll be gone! Of course, when she's sleeping, you can't follow her, or it's easy to get in trouble!" Lui Lui spoke with an air of a wise monk, chatting away.

  "I'm going to your grandfather's, what kind of rotten trick is this? Brother's face is thick and that's absolutely invincible in the world, but with your way of fighting, I'll end up squatting in prison!" I thought he was holding back for half a day, wondering what kind of high-level move he would make, didn't expect the move to be so rotten.

  "Either let Wang Muming go directly or bite her to death!" Zhang Wei cursed at the side, turning a corner.

  "Damn it! My gums have been bad lately, but I really do have a good solution. However, with the attitude you guys are giving me, I'd rather die than tell!" Wang MuMu crouched in the corner, smoking and looking like he was ready to take a beating at any moment.

  "Mu Mu Ge, do you really have a good way? I'm really out of options now, I have to ask anyone."

  "I'm asking you, among us, who fell in love first, who kissed a girl first! Who slept with a girl first? A bunch of inexperienced men, studying your sister! You can study out the penis, but absolutely cannot study out the vagina!" Wang Mu Mu said with a smug expression, looking at us disdainfully.

  He said that here, we suddenly realized that because he usually has a bit of a loose tongue, so when he speaks, we instinctively want to beat him up, so we neglect his strengths. In the women's circle, he is very prestigious, but the quality is not great, basically all the beauties are quite stunning, and the taste is a bit heavy.

  "Wang Muming, you're at it again!" Weiwei seemed very dissatisfied, Wang Muming stealing his thunder.

  "Brother, you're right! You're wrong, brother will beat you!" Wang Mumu's appearance is really annoying, I really want to kick him in the face, but now I need his help, so I'll tolerate it for now.

  I gave Weiwei a signal with my eyes, indicating that he shouldn't get angry. I put on a smiling face and said slowly: "Mumu, actually I've always admired you! You have this innate melancholy quality that attracts those little beauties, it's like they're at your beck and call!"

  Ugh!

  Several onlookers heard my words, took another look at Wang MuMu, his disheveled hair, the eye boogers in his eyes, and then thought of his socks, couldn't help but feel a wave of nausea. ChenChen almost shouted: "Too damn depressing......"

  Actually Wang Muming is quite handsome, a bit like Nicholas Tse's type, more masculine, but he's just too lazy and sloppy in daily life, so he ends up with this kind of demeanor.

  Wang Mu had already gotten used to this group of people's reactions, and didn't pay any attention to them. He stood up, pacing back and forth in the room, and slowly said: "First, I'll tell you the first step. You go to the flower shop next to the school and order half a month's worth of roses. Not too many, just 9 every day. Have the florist deliver them for half a month!"

  "What does this JB mean?" Chenchen asked.

  "Look at that ignorant face, any woman has a curious mind and vanity. For half a month, someone kept sending her flowers, she must be thinking day and night about who sent them, and under the gaze of so many people, her small vanity would definitely get great satisfaction. In this way, Xiaofei, although not yet formally acquainted with her, had already left a very good impression on her mind, laying a solid foundation! Wang Mumu spoke endlessly, at this moment his body seemed to emit countless halos, radiating an intimidating aura."

  We all listened carefully and couldn't help but nod our heads. This Wang Muming is indeed a talented person with a unique style.

  "What then?" I continued to ask.

  "The next step is to meet in person, with the groundwork laid earlier, she will definitely agree to a private date. You must pretend to love her very much, but can't give her anything concrete, maintain a bitter and aloof attitude, keep a subtle distance, send a text message every day to ask about her, but only one, let her always feel your presence, yet seem like you're still at arm's length. During this time, continue to send flowers every day!" Wang MuMu seemed like an immortal, grasping the beauty's mindset with precision, making us feel ashamed.

  Niub is sincerely admired by everyone.

  Wang Mu Mu was very satisfied with the surprised expressions of everyone, nodded and continued: "Then it's the confession, I'll create a handwritten manuscript for you overnight, just read it as is. Of course, I won't write it for free, you have to pay an equivalent price, initially set at a plate of dumplings. I've been eating bread for half a month, I must improve my diet!"

  "I'm paralyzed, how can I be so talented? I am the Confucius of the women's world!!" Wang Mu said excitedly, her mouth watering.

  We deeply agree that although this guy is very silly, he still has a lot of talent in emotional aspects. If he dresses up carefully, he should be able to win over many ignorant girls.

  But trouble came again, I just thought of it, I don't have that much money at all, one flower costs two yuan, nine flowers a day, that's 18 yuan a day, and at least send them for a month, that's 540 yuan, I can barely scrape together more than 200 yuan in my pocket now, and I still need to eat.

  "Uh... it's like this, since I'm going to fall in love recently, my funds are a bit tight, so I've decided not to be your parents for this month. You'll have to solve the problem of food and cigarettes on your own!" I quickly finished speaking, turned around and ran out.

  Just as I walked to the door, I heard curses from inside the house.

  "Wang Muming, I'm gonna kill you!"

  "With your dawdling and nonsense ideas, now look what's happened, we've got nothing to eat!"

  "Anyway, I'm going to starve to death, so you can just go sell your ass!"