Chapter 0007: Class Teacher

  "My god, it's all over! It's past 9 o'clock! I'm done for...I'm done for... Zhang Kai Feng is going to kill me this time!!"

  A pig-killing-like scream rang out, and I dazedly opened my eyes to see Wang Mumu covered all over, shaking off something the size of a shrimp, with a "plop" sound landing on the ground, quickly putting on his clothes.

  "What the hell is going on?! It's still early in the morning, can't you see I'm dying?!" Yesterday I really drank too much, now my head feels like it's going to explode, and my temper is extremely irritable.

  "My god, big brother! Look at the time, we fought in a group yesterday and skipped class this morning. This is just asking for death!!" Wang MuMu said with a sorrowful face.

  I slowly and leisurely took a glance at the alarm clock, my head buzzing with a sudden realization that things were not going well. These past few days, our class teacher has been keeping an eye on me, which is nothing new since he's never liked me anyway. I skipped two classes, and today his mother is definitely going to get scolded.

  With a rustling sound, I quickly sat up, holding a pair of smelly socks that belonged to who-knows-who, and hastily put them on. While putting on my clothes, I loudly shouted: "You all get the hell out of bed! The sky is about to collapse! In a minute, our class director will drag you all out and shoot you for five minutes!"

  "Ah, where are my pants? Wang Muming, you give back my old man's pants!" Chenchen shouted with red eyes.

  "You think I want to wear it, this damn thing is like a dress, you find one for yourself, I have to go first, this damn pants are leaking air everywhere!" Wang MuMu muttered and ran out in a hurry.

  "Who the hell used my shampoo? Give it back to me!"

  "Damn you, Lao Lao! You stupidly put shampoo into toothpaste, no wonder it smells like Pantene!"

  "Stop pushing, one by one, is it okay?!"

  The bedroom was thoroughly messy, to be honest it's like this every morning. I looked at these idiots and felt speechless. The battle has begun, and they still have the nerve to wash their face and brush their teeth? I casually picked up a bottle of water, sprayed my hair a few times, used a wet towel that hadn't been used in over a year to wipe my face, grabbed a black glasses frame from beside the bed and put it on, then quickly headed to my class, High School Year 3 Class 2.

  Speaking of which, I have to mention that the class my brothers and I were in, and our head teacher, Zhang Wei, Wang Mu Mu, and also Rui Rui who was in Class 1 of Senior One, their head teacher was a woman over forty years old with an extremely violent temper.

  We've discussed her privately and all agree that she must have experienced some trauma when she was younger, which is an abnormal perversion. She often casually stretches out two fingers to pinch your arm hard, and even gave it a somewhat artistic name, "Loving Touch".

  Moreover, the name is extremely impressive, called "Zhang Kai Feng". At first glance, this name may not seem like much, but you have to know what my teacher's name is. You will definitely think that these two teachers' parents must have had a romantic past.

  Let's talk about my teacher, Cao De Shuang. He is a middle-aged man in his 30s, usually gentle and refined, wearing glasses, but don't provoke him. Once he gets angry, he will pull out a pair of black leather boots from under the table and invite you to play a friendly football match. On the field, he will kick you with his "Foshan shadowless foot" until you lose all your temper.

  There's Cao De Shuang (Cao is cool) and Zhang Kai Feng (Zhang opens the seam), I don't know how many students they've messed up, we're deeply shocked by them. As long as they appear together, students will show ambiguous glances, and within three days, topics about the two teachers keep popping up.

  I came to the door of our class with a nervous heart, took a deep breath, pushed open the door, and saw my classmates studying hard, chatting, reading e-books, admiring Japanese comics, and showing off their bright smiles.

  Mr. Cao Deshuang was talking non-stop in class, I lowered my head and just wanted to sit down when I heard the teacher's calm voice: "Get out, sweep the snow on the playground!"

  I heard this voice and felt relieved, fortunately the class teacher did not get angry. If he had smiled and spoken to me in a gentle tone, I would have been doomed. As long as you don't play football with your brother, everything is fine.

  I hummed a little tune, and just walked a few steps, I saw Chenchen running over in a flurry, as soon as she saw me, Chenchen panted heavily and anxiously said: "Are you playing soccer?"

  "Kick the hair off, sweep the snow!" I said with some relief.

  "It's okay, it's okay, not that serious!" Chenchen also let out a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from her forehead.

  The two of us strolled out of the teaching building, went to the security room, found two brooms, and with our heads down, we worked hard against the biting north wind.

  "How did I get back last night?!" I was really drunk yesterday and can't remember what happened afterwards.

  "It seems to be Xiao Ge who sent us back!" Chenchen thought carefully and said slowly.

  "Who undressed Wang Muming's clothes!" Sweeping snow was too boring, so we started gossiping about Wang Muming.

  "I'll tell you a secret, remember that woman named Baobao from yesterday?"

  "What's wrong?"

  "Everyone sees her and gets hard, right!"

  "Get out of here, I'm not hard!"

  "Your mom is hard, I saw it!"

  "Idiot, you're perverted, what's the point of observing this?"

  "Are you hard or not?"

  "Alright! I admit it, I'm hard up, what's going on? Tell me quickly!"

  "There is someone who doesn't have a backbone!"

  "Who is it?"

  "King Momo!"

  "What's wrong with him? Isn't he reliable?"

  "I saw a puff of white smoke coming out of his crotch at that time, he actually shot it, shot it!! Is there any?"

  "Haha! Awesome, and a puff of white smoke even burst out from his crotch, what the hell is this, a fantasy novel?!"

  We both burst out laughing without a care in the world.

  Bang! Bang! ......

  Just as we were laughing triumphantly, several snowballs flew over and hit us hard on the head. Wang MuMu had a furious expression, pinching two snowballs in his hand, shouting loudly: "You two bastards, I'll screw your grandfather! You not only talk behind my back, but also dare to say it in front of me? Let's fight!"

  "Wait, you're out here too?" I asked curiously.

  "It's all because of you JB, just because I didn't attend class this morning!" Wang MuMu had a look as if she had lost her child.

  "Why did you come out alone then? What about Zhang Wei and Weiwei?" I continued to ask, secretly clenching a snowball in my hand.

  "That stupid teacher said I couldn't bear your appearance!" Wang MuMu said with a resentful face.

  "Don't mention her, I couldn't take it either. If I don't hit you today, it would be a waste of your face that broke the traffic rules!" I said, and with a whoosh, I threw out a snowball, accurately hitting his face.

  "Hit him!" Chenchen had also been ready for a long time, holding a snowball and hitting Wang Muming with a series of heavy blows.

  The three of us were on the playground, chasing and playing in the snowball fight.

  I threw out another snowball, but the long-suffering Wang Mumu had finally learned to dodge and jumped back. The snowball drew an arc in the air and landed on a passerby's head.

  "Which bastard threw it!" a crisp female voice rang out.

  I saw that girl's face and was stunned at once, it felt so good, and I unconsciously said: "I'm going to fall in love!"