Chapter 1 - This goddess is a degenerate!

  I came too, if you can even call it that, in complete darkness. The only thing stopping me from freaking out was the warm embrace I could feel, enveloping me, rocking me back and forth. I could barely make out muffled voices and the faint crying of a baby, everything sounded like it was underwater.

  I debated internally, wavering between the notion that this was merely an odd dream and the reality of actually being transported to another world. This uncertainty persisted until I found myself gently pced upon a soft surface, whereupon the sound of crying ceased.

  Without warning my vision returns, when my consciousness gets pulled up like a cinematic transition shot. This surreal, out-of-body experience, though disorienting, is a welcome change from the blindness and Deafness I previously endured. As I look around, I find everyone seemingly frozen in pce. Time appears to be standing still, affording me ample opportunity to survey my surroundings.

  Two infants, wrapped in cozy brown bnkets, rest together in a basket beneath me. At its edge, a woman adorned in religious attire resembling that of a nun can be seen, or maybe a porno about a nun with how thin her fabric was. Her hand emitted a mysterious radiance while examining the infants.

  Lying on the bed beside the babies, was a content but exhausted-looking woman with snow-white hair and dull silver eyes. She is currently nude except for a bnket draped over her lower half. Her adoring stare was fixed fondly upon the two babies.

  Lazily perched on the edge of the bed beside her was a petite woman with short purple hair and crimson eyes. She was cd in a loose robe that fell off her figure, the purple paint like design that y underneath did little to help her keep her modesty. On her head rested two demon-like horns, making her the most inhuman in the room.

  Not wanting to stare at the less than dressed women, I let my attention wander to the rest of the room. It was, if not old fashioned, then at least it is cking all the modern technology I am accustomed to seeing. Instead, there were peculiar objects such as the slimy looking ball suspended from the ceiling, illuminating the room. Or the ornate staff-like instrument levitating near the bed.

  The other furniture in the room included a dresser, a table adorned with painting supplies and a collection of comfortable chairs, each meticulously carved with intricate detail. Around the room were a few paintings of women in less than modest dress.

  Bottles resembling video game elixirs y spread out on the table, each boasting bizarre contours. Off to the side of the room was an assortment of weapons reminiscent of fantasy games, cking any sembnce of practicality.

  Suddenly, a gigantic blue screen unfurled itself across my entire vision, decring in capitalized, neon-lit letters: "FIRST DATE START!"

  "Congrats on getting your first date!" A familiar, honeyed voice resounded within my mind, causing me to instantly shift my thoughts back to my bazaar situation.

  'Goddess?' I questioned the choice of this title internally as I gnced over to her. Perhaps it was influenced by the online post I had seen earlier, but my thoughts were muddled and uncertain.

  With evident excitement in her tone, she said, "That's right I'm here to walk you through your first date and expin how your system works."

  'I’m so confused, I must be in some form of shock. First take deep breaths.' I then realized I wasn't even breathing, which only added to my growing panic.

  "And so, with the dating system you will continue to woo all the women until you make even us goddesses fall for you!" I tune back in at the end of her grand expnation, finally getting my nerves under control.

  I focused on the shifting screen in front of me, trying not to start panicking again. "This is your normal stat screen you can pull up anywhere," she said.

  The new screen looked like a stats menu. On the main screen was Pyer Level, Luck, Charm, Social, and Observe. They were all at 1 beside level which was at 0. On top of the screen were Goddess Points and Love Points, on the very bottom were achievements.

  She continued, “You can level by conquering targets. Every level will increase your physical stats a little, making you stronger and smarter. It will also give you 1 point to spend on your main stats and every 5 levels will unlock a new system feature!”

  “Luck controls how often dates can happen as well as how often special events occur to give you a chance at more Love points. Right now a date will trigger once every sixty nine days.” The goddess paused and looked at me.

  Her eyes were expecting something. After some time passed with her just staring at me, I finally broke the silence by asking, ‘What?’

  “You were supposed to say noice.” She said as if I were a child.

  “Wait, did you really base how long this takes off a sex joke?” I repyed, annoyed.

  “How else was I supposed to do it?” I did not know how to reply to her truly bewildered expression. “Fine I'll just make it reset on new years like everything else. Happy now?”

  ‘Not really, no.’ I said back, sounding defeated.

  “Great! But make sure to say noice next time.” I’m getting the distinct feeling that she only hears what she wants to. Wait, can she even hear me? Am I even talking? I began to hyperventite once more, but then swiftly recalled that I am not actually breathing.

  “Charm influences how appealing you and your actions are to the target, enhancing the amount of love points and affection gained. If it's high enough, it can even turn a potentially negative action into one that still accrues a small gain,” she expined.

  “Social will guide you towards actions that yield the best gains and can unlock previously unavaible options,” she continued.

  “Observe determines the extent and type of information you can gather about the target. With a high enough level in Observe, you might even discover things the target themselves isn't aware of,” she added.

  “Goddess points are rewarded for exceptional performance on a date or navigating through bonus events. You can use them for various purposes, like initiating a date or resetting one that’s going awry,” she eborated.

  “Love points can be spent to level various things or buy things from the love shop. Spoiler alert, that's what you get at level five. You’ll want to check out the beginners shop. It has great items at amazing prices!” she hinted.

  With a snap of her fingers, another screen repces the st, this one pink with hearts coming off of it.“This is your date screen. It holds all the information you have about the current date and will appear whenever you start a date and at any key moments of the date. Don’t worry about being able to have time to read it, when this screen is out the world is more or less frozen.”

  This screen had zones for the date title, bonuses, information about the date target, and date options.

  [A simple one on one date with Yuno Ekker.]

  [First date bonus - All triggers have a 100% rate.]

  [Your little sister, born a few moments after you.]

  Gu gu ga gaGa ga guGu gi gaGa ga gi ga

  In the date option section, there was a set of four dialogue choices, including one in pink with heart-shaped emoticons floating around it.

  There were two gring problems here. The first was the fact that she was a baby, the other she’s my sister…

  “No need to thank me. After all the first capture target should always be the sister and none of that step sister nonsense, everyone know that incest is wincest.” She said, seeming unnaturally ecstatic about this.

  It is clear something is fucking wrong with her. ‘Can I just not do this?’

  “Well technically, if you wait a little while it will go away, but why would you do that?” She performed a slow, exaggeratedly cute tilt of her head.

  “Thank God, so how long do I have to wait.” I asked, a tone of relief in my voice.

  “A few million years or so.” She nonchantly stated, tossing out an insane number.

  …….

  ….

  ..

  I think I made it a day before I just sucked it up and hit the pink dialogue choice, which was the only one I could choose. At least I had a chance to calm down.

  With a poof of smoke the goddess appears before me once again. "Oh that was quick!" She said before stopping to giggle to herself. “That's what she said!”

  After looking at what must have been my gring face, she ceased her giggling. “Well, let's continue.”

  My perspective abruptly shifted back, then the words I chose flew out of my mouth. It was a rather jarring experience.

  My new sister responded with further gibberish, and suddenly, another prompt materialized before me.

  [Luck has triggered. You are in the perfect location for a date.]

  [Social has triggered giving you a special dialogue choice.]

  [Charm has triggered to make the special dialogue more effective.]

  [Luck, Charm, and Social have all hit to trigger love at first voice.]

  [+250 Love Points.]

  [+100 Affection]

  [Affection level hitting 100 has unlocked her card. Your level has increased to 1.]

  [Observe has triggered to let you see a special interaction.]

  [Yuna's special characteristic yandere has been triggered with love at first sight (sound?).]

  [Love points boosted to +5000]

  [Affection boosted to +1000.]

  [Hit max affection!]

  [Observe has triggered to let you see a special interaction.]

  [Yandere has broken the affection limit.]

  [Achievements Unlocked!]

  [Wincest - You have reached over 500 affection with a family member - All family member love interests gain 10% increased leveling speed for all skills and overall level after tier 1. You can use their card a +1 time a year.]

  [Twincest - you have reached over 500 affection with your twin. All twin love interests gain 20% increased leveling speed for all skills and overall level after tier 1. You can use their card a +1 time a year.]

  [All in one go - You have brought someone from 0 to max affection in 1 date - Double all love point gains.]

  [Born to charm - The first words out of your mouth have caused a rge affection gain - +1 to charm.]

  [In love - A girl has hit 500 Affection. All girls in love with you gain a 5% skill level speed.]

  [Madly in love - A girl has hit the affection limit - All girls madly in love with you gain a 15% increase in leveling speed for all skills and overall level after tier 1.]

  [Limitless affection - A girl has passed the maximum affection limit - Love interests who pass the affection limit will alway know your location and current state of being. They can teleport to your location once a year. Also you can ??? them once a year.]

  [Mad love - Get a yandere to fall in love with you - All yandere love interests will instinctively know your wants and desires.]

  [Due to an exceptional date you have earned 10,000 goddess points!]

  ‘OK, first that was a lot. Second yuck, she is way to obsessed with incest. Third, what the hell is a yandere? And what is this card that appeared?’ I thought. In front of me was a pink card slowly spinning.

  [Cards allow you to use your lover's gifts though only for a short time. Tip: If you look at any element for 10 seconds an expnation will appear.]

  After focusing on the word Yandere for ten seconds more information came up.

  [Yandere: A girl who is insanely in love with you.]

  ‘Ok that didn't help at all.’ I thought. While observing the self-satisfied, smiling goddess, I understood that any further crification from her would be futile. Resigning to this fact, I shifted my attention to the card.

  Dispyed on the card was an image of a girl with flowing white hair and luminous golden eyes. Her face bore a wide smile, accented by red droplets scattered across her face and clothing.

  Spoiler

  [colpse]

  [Name: Yuno Ekker

  Level: 1

  Affection: 1001

  Trait: Yandere, Twin, Sister, Family

  Goddess: The goddess of love.

  Primary Blessing: Yandere tier 1

  Lesser Blessings: None]

  [Each card can be used once a year for -Affection- amount of seconds. Resets on new years.]

  [Blessing: Yandere tier 1: Your affection for the target turns to stat points and skills as long as you are acting in the interest of the target. When not acting in the interest of the target your states are set to 1 and your skills are set to none.]

  “Well that's about all I can stick around for now. I used up the piece of my divine soul I left with you. Don’t worry, I will be watching your escapades with ripe attention until you become strong enough to contact me. I look forward to the day that you woo me off my feet and into the bedroom, where you pin me down and have your way with me. So for now tudalu.” With a graceful wave and a burst of pink smoke, she vanished from sight.

  My consciousness was drawn back to the baby, yet this time, my senses were fully functional; I could hear and see clearly. But I was still just exhausted. I really needed to rest and come to terms with this whole mess. Resolving to sleep, I closed my eyes.

  Barely ten seconds had passed when my perception was abruptly yanked away. A Japanese-sounding pop song filled the air, sung by a woman's melodious voice. Before me, a montage unfolded, featuring a white-haired boy maturing over time. The scenes transitioned through his various experiences: romantic dates with different girls, exploring unfamiliar pces, engaging in confrontations. The climax portrayed him confronting twenty-three astonishingly beautiful women, poised for what seemed like the ultimate showdown of his life.

  ‘Did that goddess really turn my future into an anime opening?’ I was fbbergasted. ‘You know I was always taught to never hit a woman but if it's the st thing I do I'm going to punch that fucking goddess in the face!’

  [Liev Ekker - Level 1

  Goddess points: 10,000

  Love points: 5000

  Stat points: 1

  Luck: 1

  Charm: 2

  Social: 1

  Observe: 1

  Skills - None

  Achievements - 8

  Cards: 1_Yuno - 1003]