Chapter 38: Save me! Strong X is here!

  Unconsciously, it's time to rush for the list again, and there is still one chapter left behind.

  PS: Sun Yang hit the rod face! Too cool!

  "Hey, Da Neng, come here for a sec." Just as he was about to walk out of the classroom, Zhang Tingting called out to stop him.

  "What's going on?"

  A group of students on duty shifted their gaze over, one was the unlucky guy who had just become desk mates with Beibei and the goddess of misfortune, the other was the popular class president and campus belle welcomed by all classmates. Either of them alone would have been enough to attract attention, let alone when they were together, their attractiveness multiplied.

  Zhang Tingting saw everyone's curious faces, cleared her throat and pulled Shang Guan Nengren's hand to walk outside: "Let's talk outside."

  "What's going on? Men and women shouldn't be so intimate! I'm still a virgin!" shouted Shangguan Neng, looking ridiculous.

  All eyes in the corridor converged, Zhang Tingting's face turned red, she let go of Shang Guan Nengren and said: "What nonsense! You're still pretending to be clever after getting a good deal."

  Shang Guan Nengren waved his hand and said, "What benefits did I get? I knew you wouldn't let me go once you grabbed onto me."

  "Are you looking for death?!" Zhang Tingting was furious and kicked towards Shang Guan Neng's butt.

  It can be seen that Zhang Tingting is more gentle than Xiang Beibei, and her buttocks are meaty, not afraid of kicking. Xiang Beibei is really ruthless and cruel, specializing in bullying younger brothers.

  Shang Guan dodged Zhang Tingting's kick and quickly ran towards the crowd in the corridor.

  "Borrowing and borrowing, bumping and colliding without taking responsibility!" Officer Nang Ren waved his hands wildly, indulging in reckless and wanton behavior.

  "Found D-ranked climber, host's ability is insufficient, unable to absorb."

  "Discovered E-class physics, host capability insufficient, unable to absorb."

  "Found F-class history, host has absorbed, auto-shielding."

  "Found F-level chess skills, will absorb?"

  "Found E-class..."

  From upstairs to downstairs, Shangguan Nengren's face was as bright as a chrysanthemum, and after running around in circles, the remaining math and geography sub-items of Class F were finally absorbed, and the bachelor's degree was pieced together. The ninth major art also absorbed chess and piano skills, leaving only painting to complete the puzzle.

  "We common people are really happy today..." The superior official laughed like a duck, "F-class painting skills at best. Nowadays, more people learn to paint than dogs, and it's easy to absorb. In this way, having ten items all mastered is equivalent to having nine major items fully absorbed, leaving only the last one."

  What's so good about this last item? Officer Wang thought for a moment as he walked towards the garage.

  "Stop right there, Officer! " Zhang Tingting stormed out of the car shed, her iron pencil case flying towards Officer Nengren's head.

  Shangguan Nengren used a clever trick to catch the pencil case, and chuckled: "Head monitor, why get so angry? Calm down."

  "Huh?" Zhang Tingting's eyes lit up, and she quickly took two steps forward, snatching the pencil case away. She examined it from top to bottom.

  "What are you doing?" Shang Guan Abilene covered her chest with both hands and took two steps back: "Put your eyes back in their sockets! I only sell my body, not my skills."

  "Pfft!" Zhang Tingting spat: "With your character, who would want you?"

  "Heh heh, I wonder who's envying my figure early in the morning." Upper Official Neng said with a sly smile.

  Zhang Tingting hummed softly: "Less nonsense, you caught that pencil case pretty accurately just now! Have you played baseball?"

  "I don't have the leisure to play with that." Upper official waved his hand and said, "Don't mind whether I'm right or not, there's no one else now, what are you looking for me for?"

  "It's nothing and you can't find me!" Zhang Tingting tapped on Shang Guan Neng's head with a pencil case.

  Shangguan slapped him on the face and said impatiently: "Get out of here! When have you ever come to see me when you had nothing better to do? Speak up! I'm busy!"

  Zhang Tingting smiled and put the pencil case into her wide pocket, saying: "Actually, it's not a big deal, I just wanted to ask you what's going on with you and Xiang Beibei?"

  "What can we do?" Upper official was momentarily stunned.

  "Still pretending to be innocent with me." Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes: "When have you ever seen Xiang Beibei being nice and polite to a boy? Why did she make an exception for you? Don't tell me there's nothing going on between you two, even a three-year-old wouldn't believe that."

  Shangguan Nengren suddenly understood, rubbed his teeth and said: "Nothing much, just that not long ago I borrowed summer homework from Xiang Beibei to copy, and we exchanged a few words."

  "Copy homework?" Zhang Tingting was taken aback, with a look of "I knew it".

  Shangguan Neng muttered to himself, feeling annoyed. He forced a smile and said, "Cough, all the articles in the world are just copies of each other. If you can copy articles, then naturally you can also copy homework. Who says copying homework is against the law?"

  "Cheating on homework isn't against the law, but it's cheating, do you understand? In school, if you get caught cheating, at most your grades will be cancelled, but in society, you're still cheating... eventually it'll evolve into corruption and bribery, and that really is against the law, by then..." Zhang Tingting transformed into 10,000 ducks, spitting saliva wildly, waving her arms and legs.

  The officer's eyes darted back and forth, searching for a fly. Finally, he spotted one, swatted at it with his hand, and caught it accurately. He pinched its belly, pulled out its intestines, and used them to strangle its neck. With a sudden jerk, the fly's tongue popped out! Then, with a swift slash of his knife, whoosh! The whole world was purified...

  "What are you doing?" Zhang Tingting looked at Shang Guan's uncoordinated appearance, her face full of black lines.

  "Ah..." Officer Nang Ren hastily threw the dead fly on the ground and stepped on it heavily: "Cough, there's a fly."

  "Never mind the flies, did you hear what I just said? The current social atmosphere is so bad because..."

  "Sister, spare me!" Officer Nangeng pulled his cucumber face and covered his face to cry: "I have old parents above, young children below, and a wife in the middle who needs to be supported. It's not easy! Who dares to compare with my misery? Why doesn't anyone sympathize with my difficulties?"

  "Pfft! You said you have an elderly person at home, but where did the young one come from? And a wife? Who is your wife? Come on, tell me, who is your wife?" Zhang Tingting ruthlessly exposed the loopholes in Shang Guan's words, her arms crossed: "Come on! Tell me, who is your wife?"

  Shangguan Neng's eyes stared straight at Zhang Tingting, whose chest was even more prominent due to her arms being wrapped around it. He cleared his throat and said, "Head Monitor, how did you work out? Your pectorals are well-developed!"

  "You..." Zhang Tingting's small face suddenly turned red, she pulled out an iron pencil case from her pocket and shouted angrily: "Rebel, you deserve to die!"

  "Ah! Help! Rape!" Officer Nangeng let out a loud shout, instantly attracting the attention of teachers and students within a hundred meters.

  "What? Rape? Where? Where?" The people who heard the cry for help suddenly had their eyes shining brightly, carefully observing, and everyone's eyes were radiating a unique glow that was only seen when watching romantic action movies. Suddenly, they rushed over like a swarm of locusts.

  "Hey! You!" Zhang Tingting didn't dare to mess around anymore, hastily pushing her bicycle and running away. Before leaving, she threw down a harsh sentence: "You remember this!"

  "Hmph!" Shangguan Neng patted the dirt off his body and sneered: "You want to fight me? Grandma (Beijing dialect, figure it out yourself)."

  At this moment, a tall man with legs as long as two men's ran over and saw that there was only one person in the car shed, so he hurriedly asked: "Brother, who just shouted 'rape'?"

  Shangguan Nengren opened the car lock and pointed at the school gate with a wave of his hand: "Scared off."

  Looking up at the tall figure, I don't know how it happened, but there was indeed a man and a woman pushing their bicycles out, looking carefully, their clothes were disheveled, their hair was messy, their faces were red, no matter how they looked like thieves who had just stolen food and were about to run away with their mouths still greasy.

  "Ah!" Gao saw it and shouted loudly: "In broad daylight, under the clear sky! Shameless dog man and woman, after eating and cleaning up, still want to run away! Stop for me!"

  Others who were attracted by the shout were startled, seeing Gao rushing towards the school gate with a boy and a girl, everyone reacted and turned to chase after them.

  In this way, the pair of male and female classmates who ran ahead were unlucky.

  "What's going on? We didn't do anything!"

  "What else can I say? Why are your clothes and hair so messy?"

  "Nonsense! You've just finished cleaning and you're making a mess again!"

  "Hygiene? Uh... forget it! Why are your faces so red?"

  "It's so hot outside and the sun is so poisonous, how can you not be red? What do you want to do? Teacher! Help! There are bad students bullying people!"

  "Whoa! You guys are ruthless! Brothers, let's roll out!"

  "Hurrah! The crowd dispersed like a flock of startled birds, and in an instant, all was quiet again. Only one couple remained, a man and woman, standing stupidly under the scorching sun, at a loss for what to do."

  The prime culprit, Officer Wen, pushed his bicycle past the scene, muttering to himself: "Amitabha, a friend in death is not dead in poverty, two donors are mourned and transformed."

  He let out a sigh as Director Gao pushed his wheelchair away, without taking any guilt with him.