Volume 1: Devouring Chapter 36 Item 8 Unlocked and New Deskmate

  Vote for me...

  "Hello Beibei!"

  A simple greeting, yet it made the lively classroom suddenly silent, with a pin drop.

  Almost all the boys looked at Shang Guan Nengren with admiring and sympathetic eyes, silently mourning in their hearts: "Great capable person... born great, died glorious, revolutionary martyr, eternal glory!"

  Those boys who tried to get close to Yifan at first also started with 'kind' greetings, but what they got in return was Yifan's smiling ignorance.

  Ignoring everything and still smiling sweetly, the whole world would be unique to Baby alone.

  Imagine you greet someone with kindness and enthusiasm, but they ignore you, or even worse, give you a fake smile. How embarrassing and humiliating is that? If you have a good temper, you'll just force a laugh and swallow your anger. But if you have a bad temper, you might even curse at them, and if you're someone who gets angry easily, you'll definitely hold a grudge against them.

  It is said that it's better to offend a gentleman than a petty person. If you offend a gentleman, he will consider his own dignity and upbringing and generally won't bother you. But if you offend a petty person, just wait for your bad luck! Today they'll smash a glass on you, tomorrow they'll splash some big filth on you, it won't take your life, but it can make you feel sick to death.

  In the past, among those who tried to get close to Xiang Bei Bei, there were several narrow-minded and petty individuals who secretly harbored malicious intentions towards Xiang Bei Bei. However, the outcome for these people was extremely tragic.

  According to rumors, just rumors, the lightest one had both legs broken and will have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair. The heaviest one, it's said, was crippled beyond recognition, worse off than a vegetable. At least vegetables don't feel anything. But this guy, with all five limbs broken, is still perfectly lucid, able to speak, see, and hear, just unable to move. Put yourself in his shoes for a moment - that's what it means to be worse off than dead.

  Later, I heard that the brother only persisted for a month and then bit his tongue to death, what a miserable end.

  The notorious Wei Bei hasn't been hit on for almost half a year, but as soon as the classmate Ouyang Neng opened his mouth, all the classmates were shocked and thought he was a heavenly being. The kind-hearted ones started drawing crosses on their chests, while those with bad intentions silently cursed: have a good trip, burn incense next year.

  Zhang Tingting's eyes widened in disbelief as she stared at Shangguan Nengren, "Are you tired of living?"

  Under the absolute attention of all classmates, Xiang Beibei's face was smiling from ear to ear. Seeing Xiang Beibei with this expression that was completely different from usual, the eyes of all classmates were filled with sympathy: Great person, may the original master bless you, infinite sky respect.

  She smiled and nodded at Beibei, uttering a single word: "Early."

  Crack!

  The whole class was collectively petrified, as if they had seen the end of the world, with expressions full of terror.

  "Hehe." Shangguan Neng smiled and asked, "Is everything okay now?"

  Smiling at Beibei with a nod: "Nothing's wrong, how about you?"

  "Hmm..." Officer Shang's eyes narrowed slightly as he cleared his throat, a hint of resentment in his gaze: "Still several days."

  "Hehehe......" Beibei's face turned red with a smile: "Just a few days, compared to what you've earned, it's already very light."

  "Cough..." This topic made Officer Shang even more speechless, and he smiled awkwardly twice before falling silent.

  She gave Beibei a faint smile, took out her books from her backpack and carefully organized them.

  Kala

  The entire class of petrified students shattered instantly, turning into a pile of rubble, and their hearts were also broken.

  It's the end of the world! The end of the world is coming soon!

  Bai Bai actually spoke to a male classmate with a smile, is 2012 really true?

  At this moment, most of the students in the class thought of "enjoying life as soon as possible", because there were only a few months left before the end of the world, and if they didn't enjoy themselves now, they would have no chance.

  Shangguan Nengren's deskmate poked Shangguan Nengren's arm.

  "Found F-level foreign language skills, will absorb?"

  Huh?

  Shangguan was shocked, Xiaodai's academic performance in the class was mediocre, how could her foreign language ability be only F-level? And F-level foreign language is her strongest ability, this is too unbelievable!

  Hesitating in his heart, but thinking that in today's society, mastering a foreign language is also a good skill, Shangguan Ren gritted his teeth: "Absorb!"

  "Absorption successful, acquired F-level foreign language ability. As a foreign language belongs to the sub-item of the major item 'Bachelor', the eighth major item 'Bachelor' is unlocked."

  Bachelor? What's that supposed to mean?

  Shangguan Neng hastily pulled out the eighth item and took a look. As soon as he did, he threw his head back and laughed wildly.

  Bachelor's degree: Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Politics, History, Geography, Language and Literature, Foreign Languages [English, Russian, Japanese, French, German, Spanish, Italian].

  A sub-item that is abnormally large in a major item, but for those who are good at being officials, it is the easiest to absorb. Being on campus, the ability of each subject is not yet free to take.

  What excites the top officials is that the grading of foreign language proficiency is completely different from other subjects, with levels ranging from proficient in one foreign language, proficient in two foreign languages, proficient in three foreign languages... and so on.

  To put it simply, F-level foreign language proficiency is equivalent to having a proficient grasp of one foreign language, but the first foreign language must be internationally widely used English. If you upgrade one level, you will have a proficient grasp of a second foreign language proficiency, but the order can be chosen by yourself.

  For example, if the upper official has absorbed F-level foreign language ability and found that he is proficient in English, if he wants to absorb E-level foreign language ability, he can arbitrarily choose one of the other six foreign languages. Even if the absorber masters French, you can change it to Japanese for absorption. I don't know if this is a system welfare or not?

  Just when he was excited, the silly classmate next to him poked him again. Nangeng Ren suddenly became unhappy, turned his head and glared at the silly classmate: "What are you doing?"

  The eyes behind the glasses of Little Dullard were filled with terror, and he stammered: "Y-you... are you an evil alien who has possessed my classmate's body and is going to launch an attack on Earth on doomsday?"

  Shangguan Ruo: "......"

  People in this life will always encounter some inexplicable things, and then subjectively imagine them, turning them into their own subjective supernatural consciousness, spreading them, and thus forming religions and superstitions.

  Shang Guan suddenly had an idea pop into his head: "In the mythological stories of several hundred years later, there shouldn't be a legend about me, right?"

  A scene gradually filled the mind of Shangguan Nai, and on a certain day hundreds of years later, an old woman with a stern face scared her disobedient grandson: "Still crying? If you still cry, Shangguan Nai will come to eat you!" Then the little grandson suddenly shuddered all over, covered his head with a quilt, and didn't dare cry again.

  The cannibalistic ogre Gao Jianli, infamous for centuries, can only stop a child's nighttime crying.

  "…." Shangguan was able to shake his head vigorously, shaking off the discordant scene from his mind. He cleared his throat and looked at his stunned tablemate with sympathetic eyes: "You should go see a neurologist."

  “……”

  On the first day of school, Class 2 of Grade 3 had a super hot topic, almost everyone was discussing the connection between Wei Bei and Shang Guan Nengren's two people and the doomsday, some timid people even wondered if they should take advantage of the few months left to live wildly? Can't wait until after death to find out that this life has no meaning at all!

  These thoughts didn't stop until the head teacher walked into the classroom.

  The class teacher's surname is Wang, a man in his 40s who teaches Chinese and is very strict. Students who offend him end up with a tragic outcome, earning him the nickname Yan Luo Wang (King of Hell). As soon as he appears, the classroom instantly falls silent.

  Seeing the effect he had created, Yan Luo Wang nodded in satisfaction and stood on the podium, saying: "Classmates, summer vacation is over, today is also the start of school, I think you are all clear that this is the last year of your high school career, next year will be the college entrance examination that will affect your life, so I hope you can seize the last year's time and don't let the future leave regrets."

  Yan Luo Wang paused for a moment, then said: "Each group leader, please hand in the summer homework and re-arrange the seating. To be fair, this time we will draw lots to determine the order. Let's begin!"

  As soon as the reseating was announced, almost all the boys collectively shuddered, praying to God, Saint Mary, Buddha, and the Three Pure Ones: Please don't let me sit with that unlucky girl! I'll never watch romantic comedies or play video games again...

  The group leaders handed in their summer homework and put it on the podium. At this moment, Yan Luo Wang also took out two small paper boxes and took out the seat numbers that had been prepared in advance, putting them into the two boxes separately. Although this time was a random draw for seating arrangements, Yan Luo Wang still adhered to the principle of boys and girls sitting together, dividing the different seats into two parts to avoid the possibility of boys or girls sitting together.

  To say that Class 2 of the third year is also a weirdo among all classes, there are 56 people in the whole class, not too many or too few, with 28 boys and 28 girls. From this, it can be seen that the parents of these classmates are still following the natural order, avoiding the bad consequences of the uncoordinated sex ratio in China.

  The lottery results came out quickly, and Shang Guan Neng looked at the number in his hand: B6.

  The seating arrangement in the classroom is arranged with rows represented by letters and columns represented by numbers. The so-called B6 refers to the second row, sixth column. The third-year Class 2 has eight rows and seven columns. Shangguan Nian's seat is in the second row, second from the back, a very good position, especially for those poor students, it's a revolutionary base where they can slack off, sleep, and read miscellaneous books without being easily discovered during class.

  Shangguan Nengren zipped up her backpack, gave a flying kiss to Daidai, who was sitting next to her, and said "I'll miss you", then walked away with a smile under the stunned gaze of Little Daidai.

  When the upper official finally walked to his new seat, he suddenly stiffened, rubbed his eyes hard, and didn't dare believe that he was actually sitting with her.

  "What's wrong? You're not going to be my deskmate, are you? Haha..."

  Familiar smile, familiar laughter, and that familiar red hair clip. Xiang Nian's face turned upwards, wailing to the sky: "Heavens! Earth! Are you trying to drive me to death just to be satisfied?!"

  Shangguan Nengren's new deskmate is Xiaomian Niang, who is also Beibei!

  All the boys looked at Shang Guan Neng Ren and Xiang Bei Bei sitting together, instantly gazing at him with congratulatory and sympathetic eyes: "Brother, thank you for making such a sacrifice in our last year of high school. Next year we will burn paper money for you."