Chapter 1 Bento

  "Oh yeah, long live, I finally crossed over too."

  Should I say it like this now?

  I am currently in a city that has been school-ized, and among all the animations, there are only two academy-ized cities that are well-known.

  One is Mahō Sensei Negima's Mahora Academy and the other is a city academy centered on developing super abilities in the Magical Directory.

  And where I am now is Mahoraga Academy of Magic Teachers.

  Why am I so sure? That's because from just now, a blonde loli has been chasing me to kill.

  Antanasia "Ana" Keti McDowell, the "Puppeteer", "Dark Gospel", and "Immortal Mage", with a 6 million dollar bounty on her head by the Magical Community.

  The one who's been trying to kill me is her, but why? Why did it have to turn out like this? My life shouldn't be such a mess.

  Think back, think carefully.

  Yes, I am Wang Fei, an ordinary name, an ordinary high school student, and also an ordinary otaku.

  Ten minutes ago, I should have gone to buy soy sauce for my mom, then after buying the soy sauce on my way back home, I took a shortcut and ended up... getting lost.

  It's strange, I've been walking on this street for over a decade and yet I got lost, what's going on?

  Then I found myself appearing on a wide road lined with cherry blossom trees on both sides.

  The city where I live doesn't have cherry blossoms at all, I can guarantee that.

  When I saw this cherry blossom avenue, it felt very familiar, but when I saw a figure standing by the utility pole, I knew that I had crossed over.

  As an otaku, one must always be prepared to cross over at any moment.

  So when I crossed over, there was just a tiny bit of regret, and then all excitement.

  But now, all I can give is fear.

  "Ah, good evening, you strange little kid." Floating in mid-air, Yvaine transformed into a grown woman indeed had the demeanor of a queen.

  What a pity I'm not a masochist!!!!!

  Turn around and run away!

  Although he knew he couldn't outrun a vampire, his body moved on its own, completely defying his will.

  The next moment, Yijian Jielin almost ran in front of me in the blink of an eye.

  Although ordinary people and vampires are vastly different, I only turned around and ran three steps before you caught up with me, I'm really disappointed.

  "Hey kid, you're Chinese, right? What are you doing here?" I could understand her perfectly, she was speaking pure Mandarin.

  "May I not answer?"

  "I'll suck your blood dry."

  "Spare me, please." I wailed and wept, almost kowtowing.

  The manga "Magic Teacher" may look like a comedy at first glance, but the level of danger in it surpasses that of "Hunter" or "Death God".

  At least, I don't believe she hasn't killed anyone in her six hundred years of life, even if you beat me to death.

  "Answer my question, kid." With Jinglin's expression becoming increasingly impatient, I don't know if this is a prelude to her killing me or not, but I must think of a way to survive.

  "I know Najib is there." Forgive me, I was flustered.

  At least when I crossed over, Nagi's whereabouts in the comic were still a mystery.

  "What...what, Nanaji!!" Iyami's eyes widened in panic, waving his hands and feet about, and with a "Pon!" sound, the illusion was dispelled, transforming him back into the eternal blonde loli from the manga who hadn't grown an inch in 600 years.

  No wonder he's a staunch supporter of Onion Dad, as soon as he hears the news, he judges that it can't be done, and his IQ has dropped by at least half.

  "Kill... I'll kill you if you dare cheat me."

  Taking a deep breath, I said firmly: "I absolutely did not cheat you."

  "Then why are you turning your head to one side? Hey... don't close your eyes, you bastard!"

  At this time, a girl, Sasaki Toki, suddenly appeared in my line of sight, and I was suddenly enlightened.

  Ah, so the plot has developed to this point.

  Before I could even sigh, Yilin grabbed me and we shot up into the air, "Hiss, a troublesome guy has arrived."

  Aren't you supposed to suck her blood? Why did you run away? The plot changed so easily.

  I'm amazed, but more regretful. If there's a main god here, would I get some reward points or drama gems for changing the plot?

  At least let me strengthen my body a bit, after all, in this story, an otaku's physique can't even make it to the end.

  I was taken by Yvonne Ching to her villa, and after knocking on the door, Cha Cha Man respectfully welcomed Yvonne Ching in.

  "You're back, master."

  Yiwen nodded slightly and then directly threw me to the ground.

  With a loud crash, I almost felt like my body was about to fall apart, and my internal organs were severely shaken, coughing up in agony.

  "Little one, where is Najib?"

  "Harmony, and harmony with onion mom, roughly."

  The next moment, I was kicked flying by Yiwu, "How dare you play me, what a big nerve you have, kid."

  Ire-haired Yiweng's golden hair danced wildly, I felt like I had become a wooden puppet, subjected to nearly * attacks.

  In just about one minute, more than half of the bones on his body were fractured.

  This injury is already fatal, and yet he just crossed over and got a free pass, it's too ridiculous.

  This should be the last memory.

  All that's left is the darkness in front of me.

  The next day, morning.

  There is sunshine, fragrance of flowers, and an unfamiliar ceiling.

  I'm not dead!!

  Sprang up in surprise to find that the severe injuries on his body, which were heavy enough to kill many people more than once or twice, had healed without treatment, and the fractured bones were intact.

  What's going on? He was healed! In the comic, isn't Yiwen not good at healing magic?

  "You're awake." A voice came from behind.

  Suddenly startled, she turned around abruptly and saw Chachamaru dressed in a maid outfit.

  "What's going on?" I moved my hands and feet, finding an unusual flexibility, and my body seemed to have become much lighter.

  "It was the master who saved you."

  "She should be able to cure evil with healing magic." I blurted out unintentionally.

  Cha Cha Wan looked at me with a puzzled expression, just as she was about to speak, there were footsteps coming from upstairs, and Yi Wen walked down wearing her pajamas.

  "You seem to know a lot of things." she said.

  I really know many things, but what's going on with this servant?

  "Anyway, I won't pursue last night's matter. Tolerating your impertinence is also one of the virtues of a master. Tell me everything you know." He gave the order very naturally.

  Let me tell you something, I'm a time-traveler, so I know many things, which is impossible of course.

  So I shook my head.

  For a moment, I seemed to see Yiwén stunned, and even Chácháwán beside her had an astonished expression.

  "You just shook your head." Yiwén stared at me blankly.

  "Of course." I nodded.

  "You refused to answer my question."

  "Yes."

  "How is this possible? You, a mere underling, actually dare to refuse answering my question. How did it come to this? How could it have become like this?"

  Appeared to be quite traumatized, Yiwu's words became incoherent.

  This gives me a very bad premonition.

  Suddenly, I was caught by Yiwu and with a flick of his right hand, I was thrown out of the wooden house like trash, heavily hitting the big tree outside.

  Ouch!

  Before he could react, a fruit knife had already shot out of the house, pierced his throat and nailed him to the tree.

  I stared in horror at the blood flowing out, and the intense pain made me howl.

  "Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm……"

  Because the vocal cords were cut, the cry was slightly hoarse, like a mournful wail with the mouth covered.

  In a burst of pain, I suddenly swung out with the fruit knife, and in an instant, fresh blood splattered everywhere.

  Then something even more frightening happened.

  The wound is healing.

  I was stabbed in the throat by a fruit knife, I didn't die, and the wound disappeared within seconds.

  Apart from the bloodstains on my hands as proof, I almost thought it was a dream.

  Suddenly, I thought of...

  Vampire.

  I seem to have become a vampire.

  After returning to the wooden house in a daze, I came to my senses a bit.

  As an otaku, becoming a nearly immortal vampire who isn't afraid of sunlight doesn't seem so bad. At least I have the capital to survive in this world. If I stay away from the plot, I should be able to live pretty well.

  Although it's like this, saying goodbye to humanity, there is a small regret.

  "Hey!" Yiwu suddenly shouted, I raised my head and saw her raising her second leg, lifting up her own foot, "Lick it clean for me, servant."

  "No!" I reflexively retorted back.

  As expected, Yiwu's face sank, but he didn't say anything and instead lowered his head in contemplation.

  At this point, I suddenly realized that vampires should not be able to resist their superiors. Since I was turned into a vampire by Yvonne, I should have been centered around her and loyal to her.

  But now, apart from physical mutations, thinking seems to have no effect.

  Is it because I am not of this world?

  "It's quite interesting, isn't it?" After a moment of thought, Yiwén raised his head and asked: "What is your name, then?"

  "Get out!" I replied irritably.

  Oh!

  Yi Wen nodded slightly, and I was shocked. Just as I was about to dodge, I was kicked out again by someone's foot. Then the fruit knife came again, piercing my throat and pinning me to a tree.

  If it were an ordinary person, they should have been dead by now.

  "Although something unexpected happened, you still don't have the ability to resist me, fall down."

  With a scowl on his face, he pulled out the fruit knife and I had to admit that after returning to the wooden house, he sat silently on the sofa without saying a word.

  "What a boring reaction." Yawned, Yiwen stood up and walked upstairs, "I'm going to sleep, Chacha, remember to wake me up on time."

  Hey hey hey, shouldn't you be in school now? Is it really good to sleep like this?

  How hateful! Skipping class with a clear conscience is our ideal.