Chapter Twenty-Fifth F-Class Machine Ability

  For over a decade, the son who rarely entered the kitchen surprisingly wanted to make braised pork belly. Not only was his mother surprised, but Officer Yu also furrowed his brow and shouted at him, "Don't be ridiculous! Let your mom do it."

  "Oh, come on! Dad, just trust me this once, it's just a sauce, isn't it? It won't be any trouble, you'll see!" Shangguan Nengren hastily turned on the gas stove and put the pot on top.

  When the pot is dry, pour in some edible oil. Once the oil is hot, quickly sprinkle some scallions and pour in soy sauce. Use a spatula to stir-fry twice, then add the diced tomatoes that mother had chopped earlier and continue to stir-fry back and forth.

  After the tomatoes release their juice, the chef pours the well-beaten eggs into the pot and mixes them with the tomatoes. He sprinkles a suitable amount of salt and stir-fries everything together for about ten seconds before turning off the heat, and the tomato and egg stew is done.

  Upon seeing Shangguan's skilled cooking that was in no way inferior to his own, Mother exclaimed in surprise: "Oh my! Son, when did you learn how to make braised dishes?"

  "Mom, your son is a genius! Genius, you know? A genius can pick it up in one glance, no need to study!"

  "You're so poor!" Mother chuckled and looked at this ordinary tomato and egg stew, her eyes a little moist.

  "Mom, I'll take care of the cucumber shreds too, you don't have to worry about it." Shangguan Ren didn't notice his mother's expression, picked up the two cucumbers on the chopping board, and with a knife in hand, skillfully sliced and shredded them. Although they were not particularly well-shaped or uniform in width, they would be more than sufficient as a side dish for their homemade noodles.

  Mince garlic cloves, pour vinegar, mix sesame paste with a little water, stir well, and serve.

  At the dinner table, eating the braised eggplant and ingredients made by her son, the mother was so happy that she cried, saying that her son had grown up. Even the usually stoic Yuandi's eyes showed a hint of comfort, and he ate an extra bowl of noodles.

  As a parent, there are no excessive demands, even if it's just eating a meal made by one's children, that is happiness.

  In the afternoon, parents went out to work one after another. Wang Jian was tired yesterday and felt a bit lazy today, so he didn't want to go out and simply opened his computer to surf the internet and have fun.

  Summer homework is done, Shangguan Yi has also lifted the computer ban, Shangguan Neng played CS for a while, in half an hour, he was brutally killed 100 times, his face turned green. What's even more infuriating is that a player kept mocking him, thanking him for offering one flower after another.

  "Scolded the neighbor's, grandson! You wait!" Uppercase able person hated not to go, immediately opened a document, started making virus.

  F-level hacking skills, naturally include how to make viruses, but F-level is too low, and even a capable person like Shang Guan can only make the simplest of viruses. Moreover, when encountering digital antivirus software, they will basically be cleared away. Although Shang Guan is clear-headed, he's taking a gamble, betting that the bastard Wang Ba didn't install any antivirus software. This tone really gets stuck in his throat; doing it might not work out, but not doing it definitely won't work out.

  Monks fight for a stick of incense, people fight for a breath of air. If the superior is not a good man or woman, they will be miserable and already depressed after being scolded. And you still dare to mock and ridicule me? You unfilial son! Today, I'll make sure you won't have a good day.

  Quickly created a hidden virus, Shang Guan Neng immediately applied for a brand new QQ number, all the information was feminized, and the nickname was quite straightforward: Brother I want...

  Then log in to CS, soon found that grandson's number, and he entered a war zone, after dying several times in a row, the officer immediately complained that CS was too difficult, asking for one-on-one guidance from his brother.

  As expected, most of the people playing CS are energetic young men, hardly any over thirty years old, almost all single, even if not single, they like to flirt with little sisters online. As soon as Officer Nengren logged in with a female identity, countless male hormones were secreted and wolves howled loudly.

  "Little sister, come and let brother guide you! Brother's skills are superb, guaranteed to make you feel like you're in heaven!"

  "Damn it! Stinky rascal, sister don't bother with him, let me teach you, I guarantee that in three or two moves, you'll blow up that rascal's little brother."

  "Can you be more shameless? Little sister is looking for a teacher, not a rascal. Little sister, hehe, do you have a photo? Send one to take a look."

  "Damn it, you're the real hooligan!"

  Several men suddenly made a fuss, and at this time, Shang Guan Neng's target also came up: "Sister, don't bother with them. If you want to talk about skills, I'm the most powerful one. Do you want me to teach you?"

  "Alright! Alright! Brother, quickly teach me." Shang Guan Nengren sneered and started flirting with the target, and naturally they exchanged numbers. Afterwards, Shang Guan Nengren sent a virus directly to the target's email and messaged: "Brother, I sent you something good, be sure to take a look!"

  "Good stuff? Is this your beautiful photo?" The target added a sly smile emoticon after the words.

  Shangguan Nengren sneered coldly and typed: I hate it! Brother, you'll know if you take a look.

  "Hehehe, okay, let brother take a look."

  Soon after, the other party sent two words: I'm screwed!

  Then came two more words: Virus!

  The other party's QQ avatar disappeared.

  "Hahaha!" Shangguan Nengren threw his head back and laughed maniacally, his mouth open so wide that his tonsils were visible. He pointed at the computer screen: "You punk! Now you know what happens when you go against Grandpa! Hahaha!"

  Xiang Guan was so relieved, he closed the new penguin application and started playing Dou Di Zhu with his own account. This game is more about luck, and today Xiang Guan was lucky, winning over 20,000 beans in just over an hour.

  "It's still better to play card games! As long as you know how to play, the rest is up to luck." Shangguan Nian was muttering to himself, finally finding some comfort in his F-level gaming skills.

  Bei Bei didn't come, Xin Yu Yuan's matter was also resolved, Shang Guan Neng Ren stayed at home again, and nothing else happened today, it passed quickly.

  The next day, the sky was clear and sunny, with a gentle breeze blowing. The lotus flowers in the Mingyue Lake were in full bloom, accompanied by the chirping of frogs, filling the air with a sense of summer fun. Many tourists sat on small boats, rowing with double oars, playing and drifting on the emerald-green lake, feeling extremely relaxed.

  About 100 meters outside the shores of Lake Ming, there is a well-known Mechanical and Power Engineering College in Huaibei City. This college has close exchanges and cooperation with the Navigation College. A considerable part of the technical support for the ships driven by the students of the Navigation College is provided by the Mechanical and Power Engineering College. Moreover, it is common to see teachers and students from the Engineering College testing their self-made small mechanical boats on the lake.

  Minghu Lake has become not only a romantic place for couples to take a boat ride but also a showcase of the technological capabilities of the College of Engineering.

  I heard that this afternoon, the teachers and students of two colleges will jointly test a newly developed high-speed boat, which is super small in size and rough in production. However, what matters in the experiment is not the packaging but the actual effect. As long as those ugly mechanical combinations can produce the expected results, it's considered a success.

  When Shang Guan and his team arrived at Ming Water Lake by bike, they saw more than 30 people busy pushing a very ugly boat into the water. There were about ten people on board responsible for driving and technical testing, including men and women of all ages. They looked very meticulous, with a rigorous style similar to that of researchers.

  Shangguan Nengren hastily walked up and patted the arm of a young student: "Hey! Big brother, what are you all doing?"

  "Found E-class machine capability, host capability insufficient, unable to absorb."

  Good grief!

  Upper official, you're so capable that I want to cry without tears! A+ ah! Just a little bit short! How can you be so competitive? Can't you just be less competitive for once?!

  The young student saw the official staring at him with an evil gaze, looking very suspicious, and involuntarily shrunk his neck, took two steps back, and said: "What about the experiment?" He didn't say anything else.

  How dare you ignore me? Fine! You wait and see! Sooner or later I'll make you regret it!

  Shangguan Nengren hummed and stretched out his sinful hand towards another young beauty: "Sister, what are you doing?"

  "Found E-class sailing ability, host ability is insufficient, unable to absorb."

  Whoa!

  Is it E-class again? Can't you guys try harder?!

  "Hey handsome guy, is this boat made by you?"

  "Discovery of E-class machine capabilities, host capabilities insufficient..."

  I... I'm going crazy!

  Half an hour later, Officer Wang was disheartened to discover that today was a day of bad luck. The most unfortunate thing was that more than 20 people were paralyzed, including those who drove boats and machines. Ironically, they were all of the lowest E-level. Is there still justice in heaven? Is there still law on earth?

  Just as they were feeling depressed, two girls walked over from a distance and quickly mixed with the more than 20 people, smiling and looking at the trial ship on the lake surface, constantly talking about some jargon that ordinary people couldn't understand.

  Shàngguān néng rén kàn le tāmen yī yǎn, cháng de dōu tǐng yībān, jiàn tāmen hé zhèxiē shīshēng yìqǐ de, xīn xiǎng tāmen de nénglì yīnggāi yě zài e jí yǐshàng, biàn méi le qù mō shàng liǎng bá de chōngdòng, yī pì gu zuò dì shàng, kàn zhe lúnchuán zài húmiàn shàng xíngshǐ.

  Never mind, although the ship looks a bit ugly and the iron skin is rusty, it turns very flexibly and moves quite fast. In the self-made obstacle water area, it can also shuttle through it flexibly, making the superior officials enjoy themselves greatly.

  Gradually, Shangguan Nian was enchanted, his heart itched with hatred, and he wished he could also go up to experience the thrill of sailing.

  "Little brother, do you like boats?" A slightly rough hand patted on his shoulder without warning.

  "Found F-class machine ability, will it be absorbed?"

  Shangguan Nengren's head turned around in surprise, a girl was standing behind him with a smile on her face, one of the two girls from before.

  "Huh? Sister, who are you?" Shang Guan Neng was puzzled in his heart and didn't know why this girl would come over to chat with him.

  The girl smiled and said: "I'm a student of the Engineering College. I saw you're very interested in ships, so I came over to take a look."

  "Oh? Hello, sister." Xiang Guan Nengren hastily stood up and shook hands with the girl, while secretly muttering a "absorb" under his breath.

  "Absorption successful, host obtains F-class machine."

  Wow! Sister, you are really a Bodhisattva of mercy and salvation!

  A large amount of mechanical knowledge suddenly appeared in his mind, giving Shang Guan Neng a big surprise. This knowledge was too powerful, and Shang Guan Neng even found himself learning how to make simple machines, such as mountain bikes. As long as the parts were sufficient, he could assemble them perfectly. Although it wasn't an earth-shattering ability, it was very empowering for Shang Guan Neng. And bicycles were just one type of machine - there were other equally simple machines that Shang Guan Neng had also mastered.

  Just a light touch can get others' abilities, and Shangguan Yan is more and more in love with being all-around.