Volume 1: Devouring Chapter 33: Encounter with Police Sister

  In the afternoon, the clouds thickened again, blocking the sun from view and cutting off the scorching sunlight. A gentle breeze blew across my face, making people on the street feel much more comfortable.

  Yu Yuan Cake Shop, Shang Guan Ren had half a loaf of bread in his mouth, took the newly bought mobile phone from Xin Yu Yuan's hand, and looked stunned: "For me?"

  Xin Yuexuan smiled slightly and said, "My little brother is a big boy now, he should have a mobile phone. In the future, whether it's contacting classmates or encountering an emergency, having a mobile phone will be very convenient."

  "Hmm..." Officer Nengren stuffed half a loaf of bread into his mouth in one breath, chewing while opening the power button on his phone, a Samsung I9103 straight-board phone, all black with an ultra-large screen that looked very stylish. After entering the interface, there were many functions, feeling similar to Apple. Officer Nengren had played with his parents' phones before, but their several hundred yuan phones couldn't be compared to this Samsung model.

  "This phone comes with internet capabilities, as long as you're in a place with Wi-Fi, you can surf the web for free, just like on a computer. But your sister has already activated the mobile data function for you, so you can access the internet anytime. There are many other functions too, take your time to read the manual, haha, there are too many functions, it's giving me a headache." Xinyu Yuan said with a smile.

  Shangguan Nengren fell more and more in love with this phone as he looked at it, but at the same time thought of a question: "Yu Yuan Jie, isn't this phone expensive?"

  Xin Yu Yan touched the top of Shang Guan Neng Ren's head, smiling and saying: "Not too expensive, just over two thousand." (The author uses this phone model, bought it last year for over three thousand, and just checked the price online, this year it's over two thousand, a direct drop of one thousand, damn!)

  "Over two thousand? Yuanyuan jie, this..."

  "Sister gave it to you, dare you refuse?" Xin Yu's gaze was piercing as she stared at Shang Guan Neng Ren.

  "Hmm..." Officer Nang looked at the phone in his hand, and he really liked it. Xin Yu Yuan was still in this predicament, and he couldn't help but let out a bitter laugh, putting the phone in his pocket: "I want it! It's from my sister, how could I not accept it?"

  "That's right." Xin Yu Yuan smiled with relief and touched Shang Guan Neng Ren's face, saying: "School starts tomorrow, doesn't it?"

  "Ah!" At the mention of 'school opening', Shangguan Neng's face turned bitter: "After more than a decade of studying, this last year is the most bitter, Mount Duck Pear is too big!"

  "Hehe, sister believes you can do it." Xin Yuanyuan smiled slightly and said: "Come to my house tonight, I'll make a farewell dinner for you."

  "Sweat, I'm going to school, not traveling far, why hold a farewell dinner! However, Yuanyuan sister personally cooked the meal, if little brother doesn't eat it, that would be a loss, hehe, I'll arrive on time tonight." Shangguan Neng's eyes gleamed with greed as he licked his lips.

  Xin Yu Yuan's culinary skills are top-notch, although Shang Guan Neng Ren doesn't know what level he is at, but at least he has a D-level, and may even reach C-level.

  These days, Officer Wang made an inference himself. The seven levels of the top ten abilities, from the lowest F-level to the highest S-level, are roughly marked with Chinese characters as follows:

  B: Yes, but generally;

  Not bad.

  :D: Better;

  C: Good;

  B: Very good;

  A: Top-notch

  S: The new generation of pioneers, who can initiate and lead the trend, equivalent to Laozi of Taoism, Confucius of Confucianism, Mozi of Mohism, Bodhidharma of Zen Buddhism, Zhang Sanfeng of Taiji, etc. They are all masters of their respective schools, imitated by countless people in later generations, but never surpassed.

  The system manual is vague about this boundary, so this is just a personal inference of Shang Guan's, but after absorbing various F-level abilities and combining them with the manual's description of S-level, Shang Guan had the above speculation. As for whether it's correct or not, that'll have to wait until he reaches that level to compare.

  By comparison, Xinyu Yuan's cooking skills should be between D and C levels, able to make relatively delicious food, much better than his mother's F level. Every time Shangguan Nengren finishes eating at Xinyu Yuan's house and returns home to eat his mother's cooking, it's like chewing wax, hard to swallow.

  These two days of camping didn't even have time to go to Xin Yu Yuan's house for a free meal, and Shang Guan Neng Ren's greedy worm had long since rebelled.

  "You little glutton." Xinyu Yuen's jade-like fingers lightly tapped on Guan Nengren's forehead, smiling warmly.

  Shangguan was taken aback for a moment, then coughed dryly: "Yu Yuan sister, where's Meng?"

  "She's sleeping upstairs!" At the mention of Zhao Yimeng, Xin Yuanyuan's eyes were filled with warmth and she smiled: "Little girl can eat and sleep, and is going to become a little chubby girl."

  "There's nothing wrong with being a bit chubby." Shang Guan couldn't help but stare at Xin Yu Yuan's plump figure, chuckling: "I think women are better off with some meat on their bones, what's good about looking like a rack of ribs?"

  Xin Yu Yuan knew that Shang Guan Neng Ren was flattering her, and couldn't help but smile: "Your mouth is sweet enough, why not just say sister is fat?"

  "Impossible!" Officer Nang shook his head like a rattle drum: "Yuanyuan sister is a plump beauty, the style of Yang Guifei, how can a fat pig with flesh all over her body compare to you?"

  Xin Yu's eyes narrowed into a smile as she stroked the face of Shang Guan Nian, this younger brother, whom she found herself liking more and more.

  The cake shop gradually became busy, and Shang Guan was able to chat with Xin Yu Yuan for a while before making an appointment to meet up at night and then taking his leave.

  "Drip...drip..."

  As he walked along the road, a car horn sounded from behind him. He turned his head to see a police car with an open window and a female officer leaning out of it, smiling at him.

  Seeing this policewoman, Officer Wang couldn't help but smile and quickened his pace: "Police sister, it's you! On patrol?"

  The female police officer was Officer Xu from last time. It's been more than half a month since the incident, and the two hadn't seen each other again until today, what a coincidence.

  "Really? Little brother, where are you going?"

  "It's nothing, just nonsense." The superior smiled and suddenly remembered something, hastily saying: "By the way, thanks for what happened last time, sister."

  The policewoman smiled and waved her hand: "No need to thank me, ensuring the safety of all parties is the duty of a police officer. Besides, your sister even gave me a banner, which made me feel embarrassed in the police station for days."

  The golden flag was sent ten days ago, and at that time, Xin Yuanyuan originally wanted to take it with him to the police station, but Shang Guan Nengren had some reservations about the police station. His parents' intimidating education made him subconsciously think that only bad people would go there, so he refused.

  Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "That's to be expected. We've never seen our sister so serious and responsible as a police officer before! Policewoman, you'll always be in Huabei City from now on, right? Please don't leave! Otherwise, we ordinary people will have no one to reason with!"

  "Don't talk nonsense." The female police officer gave Officer Nangeng a brain crash and educated him: "You must believe in the Party and the government."

  "Police sister, don't spout nonsense. Even dogs know the current state of affairs." Officer Shang sighed and put on a worried expression: "As the saying goes: I advise heaven to shake off its dust, if you can eat one mouthful, it's one mouthful..."

  "Hmph!" The policewoman couldn't help but laugh, tapping on the young man's forehead: "Little brother is quite humorous, but nowadays society is much better than ancient times. At least there aren't many spoiled brats who dare to rob good women on the streets. Ordinary people are full and warm, what more do you want? Don't tell me about how great welfare is in Western countries. Those are small countries with only a few people. Our China has over a billion people, and we started from a low point. It's already not bad that the government can support so many people. You want good welfare? Okay! Let our country develop for another 50 or 60 years, and I guarantee you'll have all the welfare you want."

  "Fifty or sixty years?" Officer Nang said with a bitter smile: "I don't even know if I can live that long."

  "Strive to live on!" The policewoman smiled and asked again: "Haven't you encountered anything recently?"

  "What's wrong?" Upper official Nengren did not understand.

  The policewoman glanced at him and smiled: "Nothing, by the way, I think I saw you in Beijiao yesterday."

  "Northern suburbs? Oh, I'm going camping with my classmates in the mountains. School starts tomorrow, so we're making the most of our time to relax." After a pause, Officer Nang said: "Police sister, when did you see me yesterday? How come I didn't see you?"

  "Haha, I was in a bit of a rush at the time and just happened to pass by while hailing a taxi." The policewoman smiled and asked with some curiosity, "Speaking of which, your classmate seemed to be a girl, right? You two..."

  "No way!" Officer Neng's eyes widened, and he instinctively tightened his pants, waving his hands repeatedly: "Police sister, don't look at my classmate as a girl, but she's fierce! I'm afraid of her, being with her is always suffering."

  "What's wrong?"

  "Cough, personal privacy, excuse me for not spreading it. How can Magistrate Ouyang have the face to say that his eggplant was continuously ravaged by BeiBei, and it's still swollen now!"

  Seeing the officer's face turn pale and his forehead covered in cold sweat, the female police officer nodded with a smile: "Forget it, sister. You're not a small-time reporter, so I won't ask about your private affairs. However, that female classmate of yours is quite pretty! Don't you have any thoughts about her?"

  "That demon only has designs on her!" Shang Guan Neng's face turned iron-green, and he snorted: "She's just a wolf in sheep's clothing, a super female demon head, an angelic face with a heart like a snake's gallbladder. Whoever marries her will be cursed for eight lifetimes, and when they die, their body won't even be intact."

  "Oh, your female classmate is so vicious?" The policewoman was slightly excited.

  "It's not just vicious, it's downright cruel. Especially when she normally has a smiling face, but inside she's got evil intentions, hiding a knife behind her smile. The more she smiles, the more I want to kill her. I'm fed up, even if you killed me, I wouldn't want anything to do with her again." Officer Wang was still fuming about his swollen testicles, but had no one to vent to, until he saw the female cop and poured out all his grievances to her, scolding Beibei for a good while. After finishing, he felt so relieved!

  Refreshed and invigorated, feeling better than ever before.

  Female police officer was shocked: "Your classmate is actually so ruthless and venomous?"

  "They all said it's not ruthless, but cruel." Shang Guan Neng hummed: "If you fall into her hands, don't think about being okay. The only way is to buy insurance in advance, or else you won't even have money for a funeral when you die."

  "Haha, isn't that an exaggeration!"

  "No, no, police sister, this is all I can say, I don't dare to tell others, I'm afraid of losing face!" Officer Shang Neng now finds the policewoman more and more pleasing to the eye, and can't help but share his own experience.

  "I just took a glance, she didn't even reflect on her own revealing clothes, but instead kicked my brother with one foot. It hurt so much that I had psychological trauma for half a day. Last night was even more outrageous, he got bitten by a snake and I sucked out the venom, which is equivalent to saving his life! But she actually gave me an even harsher kick, it hurt so much that I didn't sleep all night, and it's still swollen now!"

  After listening to Shangguan Zhibiao's tearful accusation, the female police officer couldn't help but burst into loud laughter, her voice growing louder and louder, until she was banging on the car door uncontrollably, tears streaming down her face, almost laughing hysterically.