Volume 1: Devouring Chapter 15 Too Terrifying (2/2)

  "Are you awake?" Shang Guan Neng's whole body was filled with the aura of a hooligan, and his tone of voice had also risen. Damn it, even the school flower got her butt kicked by me, how cool is that!

  "Hmm..." The voice was as gentle as a mosquito's hum, and Officer Wang felt refreshed listening to it. Indeed, he had been subdued by my majestic aura.

  "Still not coming down!" How arrogant! The tone is getting higher and higher, Upper Officer's chest muscles are bulging, really giving off a domineering aura.

  Zhang Tingting jumped down from Shang Guan Nengren's shoulder, her eyes red, and looked at Shang Guan Nengren with a complex expression before covering her face and running away.

  Zhang Tingting was so humiliated when she got spanked in front of her younger sister that she didn't dare show her face again.

  Shangguan Neng's face turned stern, his sword-like eyebrows raised, and his tiger-like body shook. He let out a mighty roar: "Hmph! Now you know my prowess! You think being the school flower is something to be proud of? You've provoked me, now get ready for a beating!"

  "Wow! Brother, you're so amazing!" Zhang Rangrang's eyes were shining with stars, she pounced on Shang Guan Nengren's body, her small face rubbed against his chest like a kitten, and then quickly ran away, rubbing her face with both hands: "I'm going to die..."

  Shangguan Ruo: "......"

  Depressing pectoral muscles, ah! Have been modified twice, why is it still a ribcage?! Give me a few more pounds of meat or I'll die!

  "Stop messing around and quickly go take a look at your sister. For your sake, she's been through a lot of stimulation today." Shang Guan Neng said.

  "It's nothing." Zhang Rangrang disagreed: "My sister was spanked for the first time, and she can't save face now. Going back will only cause more trouble, let's talk about it tonight!"

  Upper official is sweating profusely, are all young people nowadays so cunning? The analysis of the problem is so thorough, it's terrifying.

  At this time, the poor-breasted little loli had packed up her fishing gear and said to Zhang Ranyan: "Ranyan, if nothing happens, I'll go home."

  The voice is somewhat androgynous, hair is short, eyebrows are unshaven, clothes are loose and baggy, no wonder they were misunderstood.

  Zhang Rangrang's face was full of guilt: "Yelan, I'm sorry, it's me who implicated you."

  The poor little loli shook her head: "No one could have predicted this."

  Zhang Rangrang was moved: "Yilan, you're so good."

  "But!" The poor-breasted little loli's face sank, and she tapped Zhang Yangyang's head with her fishing rod: "I'm very angry that you used me as a gun without my consent."

  "Oh no! Sorry about that!" Zhang Ruanruan covered her head with both hands, then giggled and hugged the poor-breasted little loli's arm, saying: "But I didn't want to be separated from you either! Look at my sister's fierce expression, I've been wanting to teach her a lesson for a long time. I thought you could win, but I didn't expect the helper she brought today to be so formidable."

  Saying that, Zhang Ruan turned her head and looked at Shang Guan Nengren, humming softly: "Brother, you're really annoying, causing me to lose."

  Shangguan Nengren shook his head and squatted down to gather up his fishing gear. His things were simple, so it was easy to pack them away.

  "Big brother, I'll help you." The poor-breasted little loli ran over and helped the capable official pour the water from the bucket into the lake.

  "Thank you." Xiang Guan smiled slightly at the poor-breasted little loli, whom he still liked. She looked very sensible and had a good personality.

  "You're welcome." The poor-breasted little loli smiled, revealing her teeth, and was truly very sunny. If it were a boy, any woman from 3 years old to 100 years old would be instantly killed.

  "Big brother, I'm Liu Yilan, Yilan with a 'yi' that relies on, and 'lan' like the orchid flower, 14 years old, what about you?" The poor-breasted little loli asked.

  "Oh, haha, my name is Shang Guan Neng Ren, 'Neng' as in ability, 'Ren' as in talent. I'm in the same grade as your classmate's sister, 18 years old." Both of them were referring to their virtual age, which was how people usually calculated their age in Huabu City. It was simpler and easier to remember, since you would automatically become one year older after each Chinese New Year, unlike those who used the lunar calendar, where you had to calculate how many years and months old you were."

  "Is your surname Shang? Haha, big brother, your name is really interesting." Liu Yilan said with a smile.

  "You're one to talk, I may have a weird name, but you're strange from head to toe. You're a good girl, dressing up like a boy, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have gotten into so much trouble today." Shang Guan Neng scolded with a smile, tapping Liu Yilan's head.

  As soon as this matter was mentioned, Liu Yilan became indignant: "It's not my business! How did I know there were so many messy things? When it comes to it, I'm the victim. I was used by others in a muddled way."

  "It can't be wrong to say that." Officer Gao nodded and turned his head to look at Zhang Ruirui.

  Zhang Rang felt embarrassed and guilty in her heart, but being stared at like that, she glared back fiercely: "What are you looking at?"

  Shangguan Nengren shook his head and whispered in Liu Yilan's ear, "Be more careful in the future, don't get sold out and still help count the money."

  The warm air blew into Liu Yilan's ears, hot and itchy. Liu Yilan's face turned slightly red, but she didn't dislike this feeling. She nodded lightly: "Big brother, I know... uh... that..."

  Seeing Liu Yilan suddenly looking embarrassed and hesitant, Shangguan Neng's heart felt strange: "What's wrong? Do you have something to say?"

  Liu Yilan smiled a bit shyly, touched her head and said: "Big brother, your fishing skills are really good, can you teach me?"

  Uh, little loli's smile is so cute! But...

  Is one fish good at technology?

  "Are you kidding me?! I just got lucky and caught a big one, if we keep going, maybe I'll lose!"

  "It's impossible, don't lie to me." Liu Yilan looked at Shang Guan Nengren seriously: "If your skills are not good, it's impossible to be so calm from the start and say 100% can win me. At first, I thought you were just bragging, but the first fish was over a meter long, I don't believe it's just luck, after all, such a big fish has a great impact on the fishing line and rod, but your rod is very ordinary, if it were me, eight or nine out of ten would break the line, but you pulled it up in one go, without superb skills, it's absolutely impossible to do."

  Shangguan Nengren was sweating again: How come all the kids nowadays are so smart? Zhang Ruanruan is, and you are too, it's terrifying.

  Technology is available, but that's magic. If your fishing rod, fishing line, and hook are all strengthened tenfold in toughness, a thirty-pound carp would be like a three-pound one in volume. It's easy to catch it, I'd like to teach you, but I'm afraid you won't learn.

  Shangguan Nengren shook his head: "Fishing is a way to cultivate one's character and nurture one's nature. Don't worry too much about technique, as long as it brings joy to your body and mind, that's enough. Besides, your technique is quite good already, you caught fish earlier than me!"

  "Is the body and mind happy..." Liu Yilan nodded thoughtfully, with a faint smile: "Big brother, you're right. As long as the body and mind are happy, it's enough. One shouldn't be too obsessed with technique."

  Shangguan smiled slightly and patted Liu Yilan's head: "As long as you understand."

  Liu Yilan's eyes were wide open, her gaze drifting aimlessly at Officer Neng Ren.

  "Huh?" Officer Neng looked at me strangely, what was I doing? And with this kind of gaze.

  "What's wrong?"

  "Huh? No." Liu Yilan lowered her eyelids, scratched her face, and smiled awkwardly: "It's just that I think big brother is very handsome."

  "Am I handsome?" Shang Guan Ren touched his face, could it be that he had really been transformed into a handsome guy?

  "Ah! I didn't say he's handsome because of his height." Liu Yilan waved her hand and explained, "I meant that Big Brother is very impressive in terms of his character and personality, very...very manly."

  A crow flew over his head, shouting loudly in its mouth: "Fool! Fool!"

  Shangguan's face twitched and he forced a bitter smile: "Is... is that so?"

  I thought I was really cool, but you're a flat-chested little loli, don't hit people like that.

  "Big brother, are you angry?" Seeing that Officer Gao's face was not right, Liu Yilan asked cautiously.

  "No." Officer Neng shook his head and sighed. It's not worth arguing with a little loli like you, who is still flat-chested anyway.

  "It's getting late, let's go home!"

  "Big brother, can I have your phone number?" Liu Yilan pulled on Shang Guan Neng's arm, her face full of expectation.

  "What's up?" Shang Guan Neng glanced at Liu Yilan's flat chest and smiled: "I'm not interested in small breasts."

  "Poverty... poverty-stricken breasts..." A sharp sword pierced through Liu Yilan's chest, and she covered her face and wept: "Wuuu, it's because of this that I always dress up as a boy..."

  "Hmm... is... that's it!" Shangguan Nian understood, and emotional misunderstandings were all caused by poverty.

  Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Officer Gao patted Liu Yilan's head: "Alright, alright, you're still young, you can still grow! Maybe by 18 years old, you'll be a boss, have confidence in yourself."

  "Waaah, big brother is cheating, this is hereditary, my mom's chest was very flat too, she wore A-cup bras and even had no milk when I was born, I was raised on formula..."

  Shangguan Ying: "......"

  Shang Guan Neng Ren didn't know how to comfort her, but Zhang Ruan Ruan came over and hugged Liu Yi Lan's arm, saying something that made her angry: "If you can't grow up then just don't grow up, from now on just be a man, I'll be your girlfriend."

  "Die on your own!" Officer Nang Er slapped Zhang Ruan's forehead with a loud slap.

  "Ouch!" Zhang Rangrang covered her head and cried out in pain, "Why did you hit me?"

  "You're going easy on him!" Officer Nangeng glared at him: "Is that any way to talk?"

  "Hmph!" Zhang Rangrang pouted: "What can I do, I'd like to give my own bust to her, but now isn't it that I don't have the skills?"

  "Hmm..." Officer Nang looked at Zhang Ruan's chest for a moment, and indeed, her sister's chest was big, and her younger sister's wasn't small either. The 14-year-old girl already had B-cup breasts.

  Cough, what was I thinking!

  Shangguan Nengren shook his head and saw Liu Yilan still wiping away tears, so he comforted her: "Don't think too much about it, a woman's value isn't determined by her bust size. Besides, having big breasts doesn't necessarily mean they're useful. Haven't people always said that... Ah yes, 'big-breasted but brainless', women with large breasts are easily deceived and when they get old, their breasts will sag, which is really disgusting to look at. It's better to have small breasts, it's more convenient for exercise and the mind is clearer. Just look at those female leaders, most of them have small busts..."

  He said a lot, and Upper Officer was confused, rubbing his temples: What am I talking about?!

  Liu Yilan continued to sob: "Waaah, I know big brother is consoling me, I know a woman's breasts are just like a man's... that thing, the bigger the better, the more valuable and dignified."

  Boom!

  Shangguan Nian's brain was rumbling with thunder, almost getting struck into a crispy roast duck.

  "Where...where...where did you hear all this nonsense from?"

  Liu Yilan's face turned red, and she was too embarrassed to speak. But Zhang Ruirui on the side didn't think so: "Come on! What's the big deal? Now that the internet is so developed, you can see anything, do you want me to print out a copy of 《**》 for you?"

  The official was so shocked that he turned into stone on the spot and shattered into pieces.

  Now... now... now... Nowadays kids are too scary...

  The second update is here, today's update has over 6,300 words, and it will be around this amount from now on, seeking all kinds of support ^_^