Chapter 19: The Overbearing Female Cop 2/2
The night wind blows gently, feeling extremely comfortable on the face. Officer Nangeng pedals his bicycle leisurely on the wide road, with an unprecedented sense of joy and satisfaction. For someone who has been a miserable wretch for over a decade, suddenly bursting into a show-off is an indescribable thrill.
It's just the beginning of September, and people still linger in the sweltering summer. Many barbecue stalls on the roadside have not closed yet, and there are still many customers who come with their families and friends to enjoy delicious barbecue, chatting about national affairs and family matters.
For ordinary people, this is also a kind of happiness.
Passing by a barbecue stall, Officer Neng felt a little hungry. He thought that he had earned 1,000 yuan from fishing at noon and had just robbed more than 5,000 yuan earlier. Now he was also a "big shot". Since he was a big shot, it wouldn't be a problem to occasionally enjoy some delicious food!
Pull over at the entrance of the store, find an empty seat and sit down: "Boss, I'll have 40 skewers of lamb, 10 skewers of vegetables, and a can of ice-cold Coke."
"Alright! Just a minute, that's great!" The boss was a couple in their 40s. The small shop was less than 20 square meters, but the entrance had plenty of space, with six small tables, all seating four people. Apart from Officer Wang and his men, there were two other groups: one group of four young guys and another group of two young guys. There were many beer bottles on the tables and on the floor.
Shangguan Nengren was waiting right there, and the voices of the four people gradually grew louder.
"Damn it! That son of a bitch thinks our family is easy to bully. At that time, I wasn't at home. If I were at home, I would have chopped that son of a bitch to death!" This was said by a young man with a short haircut, looking around 17 or 18 years old, with an ordinary appearance, bare-chested, showing off his muscular arms and tattoos, quite tall, with a strong presence.
He was persuaded by a young man with a three-seven-part haircut: "Forget it! If you really kill him, your life will be over. It's not worth putting yourself in for a scumbag."
Another young man said: "But we can't let that son of a bitch be too arrogant, let's get some sacks ready and make him suffer first!"
The last young man was the most ruthless: "Why bother, tomorrow I'll prepare a few gasoline bottles and throw them at their house, burn the house down first!"
Upon hearing these words, the two young men at another table were frightened and quickly settled their bill to leave. The old couple who owned the place had gloomy faces, as today's business was ruined by these four people, with a loss of over 200 yuan.
"Hey kid, you want the lamb skewers and vegetable skewers." Luckily, Officer Wang arrived, ordering enough for three or four people. The boss was naturally enthusiastic: "And would you like some iced Coke? Anything else?"
The boss was too enthusiastic, and Upper Official felt embarrassed, dryly laughing: "Then... roast a couple more mantou, add some more chili pepper powder."
"Great!" Although they didn't get much, they could still earn a buck. Even a small mosquito is meat!
Those four young men became more and more excited as they spoke, their voices growing louder and louder, even starting to slap the table and hit the chairs, as if the whole world didn't know how awesome they were.
The official's words furrowed his brow, ruining his good mood.
"I'm telling you guys!" But he couldn't hold it in anymore, and Officer Neng stood up: "Keep your voice down, this isn't your home, what's with all the commotion for everyone to see?"
"Who are you talking about? Are you looking for death?" The four of them looked at each other, how dare they interfere with their brother's business? Isn't this like digging a grave on one's own birthday and hanging oneself on the longevity star? The four of them stood up together, staring viciously at Officer Nang.
Officer Wang was not afraid at all, in his opinion, these four rascals were just idle social loafers, commonly known as hoodlums. The more you fear them, the more arrogant they become. To deal with them, there is only one way: beat them up.
"Stop pretending to be tough, even if you come with ten more people, you'll still get served. If you want to eat well, eat well; if not, pay and get out! Don't give me that attitude!
Xiang Nengren picked up the unopened can of Coke in his right hand and pinched it, making a 'psst' sound. The Coke can suddenly burst open, with the gas rushing out wildly, spraying everywhere, including all over Xiang Nengren's body."
This move shocked the four young men, who thought they had some strength, but they couldn't even crush an unopened can of Coke with their bare hands. How much strength did this take? Not to mention that Officer Wang hadn't used his full force yet.
Adding to the previous performance of Officer Wang, the four young men, although having drunk a lot of wine, had not yet lost their senses. The one with the three-seven split head seemed to be the clearest-headed and hastily said: "Alright, alright, we've had a bit too much to drink, let's not disturb others. Boss! Check!"
"Ah! They're gone! They're gone!" The boss was delighted, finally getting rid of these four pests.
After settling the bill, the four young men carefully left with the remaining skewers they hadn't finished eating. As expected by Officer Nangeng, they were a group of cowards who bullied the weak and feared the strong, thinking that dyeing their hair and getting tattoos made them triad members. In reality, they were just a bunch of useless trash.
The female boss was tidying up the table, and the male boss quickly grabbed a can of chilled Coke: "Young man, thank you for just now. These four people have been intimidating others since 7 o'clock, and many people didn't dare to come here. Thanks to you, this can of Coke is on me, drink it as you like."
Shangguan Nengren curled up the corners of his mouth: "Then thank you, boss."
He's really good at doing business. Just now, he wasted his own Coke to drive away those four little rascals and helped you out. You should be grateful, being too shameless is not acceptable!
"Drip——"
A whistle sounded, and Officer Nang turned his head to look: "Police sister, are you just off work?"
A police car had just stopped by the side of the road, and a beautiful woman in a police uniform was leaning out of the window - if it wasn't Xu Jingyu, who could it be?
Xu Jingru hehe smiled, got off the car, walked to Shang Guan Nengren's face and sat down, put the police hat on the table: "Little brother, you're quite capable! The cola is all crushed."
She had just heard a big commotion from afar and came over to see Shang Guan Abing bursting a Coke can, stunning the four of them. Thinking back to how Shang Guan Abing single-handedly took down two thugs, she became even more interested in him.
Officer Wang waved his hand: "This doesn't count as anything, it's just a bit of strength. By the way, policewoman, are you on patrol?"
Xu Jingru shook her head: "No, just got off work, I'm hungry, came over to eat something. Are you just out of school?"
"Right! Late self-study, third-year high school students can't afford to be hurt!" Shang Guan Nengren made a bitter face and retorted to Xu Jingru.
Xu Jingru listened with a smile, remembering that when she was in high school, she had similar experiences and could deeply feel the bitterness of Shang Guan Nian's struggles. But as the years passed, she just regarded it as one of life's experiences - bitter, sweet, sour, and salty. The experience of being a senior in high school was simply 'bitter'.
When listening to Shangguan Nengren's rant, Xu Jingru ordered some roasted skewers and two bottles of beer.
Xie Jingru actually drove and wanted beer, astonishingly saying: "Police sister, are you drinking now?"
"Nonsense! If I'm going to drink, it's now." Xǔ Jìng Rú rolled her eyes and didn't bother with a glass. She used her thumb to pop the cap off the bottle, which opened with a loud "pop".
"Wow! That's impressive!" Upper official couldn't help but admire
Xu Jingru took a big gulp of iced beer, exhaled and said with satisfaction: "That's right, not to mention opening bottle caps, my sister can also split five bricks with one hand and kick off a wooden stake with one foot."
"Hmm..." Shang Guan's face was covered in cold sweat as he bitterly smiled and said, "Sister, you drove here, aren't you afraid of drunk driving?"
"Two bottles of beer don't count as drunk driving, but my sister's record is a whole case of beer plus two bottles of Erguotou, what's that little bit of alcohol!" Xujingru said proudly.
Upper official is very capable and sweating like a waterfall!
What a terrifying police sister! As expected, she's a violent dragon mom, even drinking is so fierce!
Xu Jingyu is particularly straightforward and speaks like an old man, making it easy for Officer Gao to chat with her. They can even discuss in front of each other whether Takase Rola or Sawai Mariya is better. This sister, one word - fierce!
Two bottles of beer were not enough for Xu Jingru, so she ordered two more. Shang Guan Neng wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Sister, you can't drink anymore, or you'll really be driving drunk."
"What's there to be afraid of when driving after drinking? My sister is a police officer, I dare anyone to arrest me?" Xu Jingru was full of bravado.
Shangguan Zou was able to make Genghis Khan surrender.
Is... is this what police officers should say?
The boss and the landlady are sweating profusely, what kind of evil have we created?! We just sent away four plague gods, and now the dark destroyer god has arrived. You guys aren't here to form a team and explode our equipment, are you?!
Fortunately, Xu Jingru still had some sense and didn't ask for more after finishing the two bottles. But in Shangguan Nengren's opinion, it wasn't that she didn't want to drink anymore, but rather that she was full and her stomach couldn't hold any more. It was also fortunate that there were no toilets nearby; otherwise, with Xu Jingru's temperament, she would have come out of the toilet and drunk a few more bottles.
"I'm full!" Xu Jingru pulled out a tissue to wipe her mouth and let out a burp: "Little brother, do you want your sister to send you on your way?"
Shangguan Nengren also ate almost, shook his head: "Sister's kindness, younger brother has accepted it in his heart, but younger brother still wants to live for two more years, can only disappoint sister's good intentions."
"Hmm?" Xu Jingru raised an eyebrow: "What's with that? Are you mocking me?"
"No way!" Shangguan Neng refused to admit defeat: "It's just ahead, my home. It's not worth it for sister to send you off. You've had a busy day, so why don't you head back and rest early? Otherwise, I'll feel guilty."
"Haha, this is more like it." Xu Jingru stood up with her police hat: "Boss, the bill."
"Wait, wait!" Upper Official Neng hurriedly said: "It's easy to run into sister, little brother is happy in his heart, this meal little brother will pay for."
"Huh? Haha... " Xu Jingru looked at Shang Guan Nengren, chuckled and said: "You're still a student! You'd better keep that little pocket money for yourself! Sister... uh... uh?"
Xu Jingru's hand was in her pocket, and her face changed. She immediately pulled it out and switched to another pocket, but after searching all the pockets from front to back, top to bottom, she didn't find a single penny.
Xu Jingru's face turned red, and her majestic aura vanished in an instant. She looked at Shangguan Nengren with a bashful expression: "Uh... little brother, you... uh... can you..."
“……”
"Hahaha......" Shangguan Neng pointed at Xu Jingru, laughing so hard that he slapped the table, tears streaming down his face.
"Sister... you... you... my little brother is convinced." Shang Guan Neng Ren laughed so hard he almost choked, but seeing Xu Jingru's fierce gaze, he quickly wiped away his tears and snorted for half a day before pulling out the 1,000 yuan he earned at noon from his pocket and asking the boss: "Boss, how much is it in total?"
Seeing Officer Wang take out so many red envelopes at once, Xu Jingru was surprised and asked: "Where did you get the money?"
Shangguan Nengren chuckled and told the story of fishing at noon, and Xu Jingru listened in amazement, exclaiming: "I didn't expect there to be such a big grass carp in Ming Water Lake, you're really something!"
"Hehe, it's okay!"
The total bill for two people came out to be eighty-nine, which was much cheaper than in a restaurant.
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