Chapter 6: The Worries of Height
Even Liu Yilan, a little loli with not much curiosity, was teased into a state of being scratched by a kitten, which shows how serious the absurdity of the whole thing is.
Looking at the little loli's eyes full of 'begging for knowledge' desire, Upper Official smiled slightly and said: "This is my exclusive secret technique! It's not convenient to say outside, let's go home first and I'll tell you when we get home."
Although she was seriously dissatisfied in her heart, Xiaoluo looked around and saw that there were too many people, it really wasn't a place to talk.
Nodding: "Big brother, let's hurry up! If Dad and Mom knew we made so much money, they would definitely be very happy."
"Haha, if they knew, they would definitely not be happy, but rather go crazy with joy." Shangguan Nengren was quite pleased with himself, imagining the expressions on his parents' faces when they found out that he had made 800,000 yuan in one breath, and feeling secretly delighted.
Today, Xiaoluli came to show her best side to Shangguan Nengren, and she didn't ride the big and majestic electric tricycle, but instead changed to a red female electric vehicle.
A luxury car (even if it's an electric one)? A beautiful woman (although she's just a loli)? They complement each other well, at least they're much more pleasing to the eye than Shangguan's old-fashioned 26-inch bicycle.
Shangguan Neng looked at Xiaoluli's electric car and then at his own bicycle, hesitated for a moment: "I want to buy a car."
In the past, I didn't have money and couldn't afford it. Now that I have money, Officer Neng wants to indulge a bit. He took Little Loli to the car store first, picked and chose, and bought an electric tricycle... Don't underestimate this electric tricycle, Officer Neng's is not ordinary. It has a stylish and compact appearance, with a bright yellow color throughout, fully enclosed automatic doors, and is not afraid of wind or rain. It's most suitable for going out shopping, picking up kids, and is suitable for both men and women, young and old.
Moreover, the upper official's body is slender and sitting inside does not appear crowded. The most comfortable thing is that the price is not expensive, only spending a little over 2,000 yuan, which is economically affordable.
The biggest advantage of electric vehicles is that they don't require a driver's license or vehicle registration, you can drive away after paying the money.
Shangguan Neng tied the 26-inch bicycle to the back seat of the tricycle, although he bought an electric tricycle, but in the future, going to school still needs to ride a bicycle. Shangguan Neng didn't plan to change to a new one, after all, it has been ridden for several years and has feelings. Shangguan Neng plans to throw it away after the New Year... bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new!
The electric tricycle was chosen with little loli, so she likes it very much, but she already has a large electric tricycle at home, which is her fishing partner, and this one can only be looked at.
After changing into new equipment, Shangguan was flushed with excitement, full of energy and spirit, and felt extremely refreshed on the road. However, his face soon fell.
"Haha, what kind of idiot is this? A grown man riding a girl's electric tricycle with two old-fashioned bicycles tied behind him, it's too bloody rustic and simple."
"It can't be said like this, maybe it's a performance art of advocating frugality!"
"My god! How humiliating! If it were me, I'd have smashed my head to death already!"
"What's up! This electric tricycle is so cute! It's very suitable for us girls, it's just that the bicycle at the back is a bit of an eyesore."
"This year's performance art is really fucking disgusting."
Sensitive ears all the way heard too many sarcastic and mocking words, Director Nang's face turned black, and he scolded in his heart: Go to your spicy neighborhood, a group of poor people who can't afford a car, two legs walking on the road still laughing at others, sit for a lifetime 11 bus route!
Buying a car and getting a bellyful of anger, Mr. Shangguan felt that this society had hurt him deeply.
Finally arrived at the bottom of the residential area, a group of elderly people and many children in the community saw that Shangguan Nengren had just bought an electric tricycle, and they curiously looked at it several times, seemingly very envious.
Thank you, elderly men and women, thank you, little brats, you have healed the wounded heart of Officer Nangeng.
Upper official can resurrect on the spot with full blood, walk down the bus with a clear mind and fresh air, unload the bicycle, then press the button to make the automatic door become fully enclosed, not only waterproof but also anti-theft.
A few curious kids ran over, pointing and gesturing at Officer Neng's electric tricycle. An old man also walked over, smiling: "The electric tricycle is pretty good! Where did you buy it?"
Shangguan Ren knew the old man, they were all from the same neighborhood, often playing chess with a group of old men downstairs, Shangguan Yi was also one of their chess friends, and they were quite familiar with each other.
"Haha, I bought it from xx electric vehicle specialty store, the price is not expensive, just over 2,000. Shangguan Nengren really wanted to show off his 'ride', and he started doing a non-stop advertisement, completely without considering that this brand store wouldn't give him a penny for endorsement fees."
The old man listened with a series of "uh-huhs", and after understanding the situation, he went off to spread the word to other elderly men and women.
Sang Guan Neng Ren chased away those pointing and snickering kids, locked the car, grabbed the pottery-making tools, and went upstairs with Xiao Luo Li.
The little loli wore high heels this time and was not very adapted to climbing stairs. When she reached the third floor, she exclaimed "ah" and fell forward.
"Be careful!" Officer Nang was quick-witted and swift-handed, grabbing Little Loli with one hand and pulling her back into his own arms.
The little loli was still in a state of shock, tightly hugging the waist of Shang Guan Neng, her face pale, and her heart racing.
"Are you alright?" Officer Nang asked with concern while hugging little Luoli and letting out a sigh of relief.
Little loli shook her head and lifted up her right foot: "The heel of my shoe is broken."
Officer Neng looked down and saw that a 7-centimeter heel had indeed broken off and was lying alone on the stairs.
He bent down to pick up the heel of his shoe, and Officer Wang sighed, "This is not going to be easy. There's no cobbler around here either. Let's head back home first! We have glue at home, let's try to fix it!"
The little loli let out a soft "en" sound, but her feet were unsteady and she was having trouble walking. She looked up at Officer Neng with pitiful eyes: "Big brother..."
"Hmm..." The little loli's gaze was always lethal, and Shang Guan could only shake his head helplessly. He took two steps forward, then crouched down: "Come on up!"
"Hehe, thank you big brother." The little loli happily jumped onto Shang Guan Neng's back, her arms tightly wrapped around his neck, sweetly smiling: "Big brother, you're really great."
Shangguan Nengren grasped the little loli's legs with both hands and smiled: "Don't wear high heels from now on, you're only 13 years old and already over 1.6 meters tall, maybe in five years you'll grow to 1.8 meters, wearing high heels is too damaging to other people's self-esteem."
"Ugh~~ big brother, don't say that, I'm also very worried." Little Lori scratched her temples in distress. For a 13-year-old little loli who had already grown to 165cm, height was absolutely a lifelong worry.
Upper official smiled and said: "I just asked you not to wear high heels, even if you grow up to 1.8 meters tall, it's nothing, many international models are so tall! Besides, being tall is good for the next generation, let me think, if your future husband is two meters tall and you exceed 1.8 meters, maybe you can give birth to a Yao Ming."
"Big brother, you're teasing me." When it comes to talking about the next generation, the 13-year-old little loli is extremely shy.
"No." Shang Guan Neng smiled and showed a thoughtful expression: "But to be honest, if you really grow up to 1.8 meters or even 1.9 meters in the future, it would be too embarrassing for me as your elder brother."
It was a joke, but Xiao Loli took it seriously and suddenly looked worried: "What should I do? My dad is only 1.85 meters tall, my mom is only 1.73 meters tall, will I really grow that tall in the future? Big brother, what should I do?"
"Hmm, what can I do?" Officially, there's no solution! Now that nutrition is so good, kids are growing taller and taller, and it's really possible for little girls to grow into giant monsters. Thinking about it makes me anxious: "Cough, just let nature take its course! At worst, we can find a basketball player or a volleyball player later."
"But..." The little loli whispered in Officer Neng's ear: "I just want to marry Big Brother!"
"Cough, cough..." Although this remark delighted Officer Sang, if Liu Yilan really grew to be 1.9 meters tall in the future, it wouldn't be easy for him either, the pressure would be too great, unless he could be remade several times by the Decathlon Project to grow to two meters.
Maybe some men in the world like women who are taller than themselves, but Shang Guan Neng is absolutely not within that range. Originally, his current height of over 1.85 meters is already quite tall, if he were to find someone even taller than himself, wouldn't that be trying to give birth to a Yao Ming or something!
Fortunately, there was no time for the two of them to think about it too much, and the sixth floor arrived quickly.
When they went out in the morning, Shang Guan Neng said he would be back soon and asked his parents to wait at home. At this time, both of them were at home, but when they saw Xiaoluli being carried on Shang Guan Neng's back, they suddenly exclaimed: "Yilan, what's wrong?"
Seeing her godfather and godmother, the little loli temporarily forgot her troubles and giggled: "Godfather, Godmother, I'm fine, it's just that my heel is broken and I can't walk."
"Oh." Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong let out a sigh of relief. At this moment, Shangguan was able to walk over to the sofa, put down little Luoli, and asked: "Mom, do we still have 502 at home?"
"Let's go! Mom is going to take a look."
502 is a nationally renowned adhesive that works well for bonding shoe soles, and with two more nails, it's guaranteed to be more durable than new shoes.
Shangguan Neng brought a pair of slippers for Liu Yilan and smiled: "Wear this first!"
"Hmm." Liu Yilan unzipped the side zipper of her knee-high boots and freed her small foot, which was wearing a pair of pink socks.
Shang Guan Neng Ren didn't have a foot fetish, nor did he have a sock fetish, but when he saw Liu Yilan wearing short socks on her small feet, he had an inexplicable fondness for it. He smiled slightly: "Yilan is very suitable to wear short socks, she's very cute."
"Hehe..." Perhaps it was the praise that made her feel a bit embarrassed, and she smiled shyly, quickly putting her small foot into her slipper, not letting anyone see.
Shangguan Yi looked at Shangguan Nengren with a hint of tension and nervousness: "Son, how is it?"
The look on Dad's face made Officer Wang want to laugh a little, but the psychological shadow left by more than a decade of being beaten was too great, and he didn't dare laugh out loud.
He coughed and pulled out ten stacks of cash from his breast pocket, neatly arranged on the coffee table, and smiled: "This is one million, Dad, count it."
When Shangguan Nengren took out the first bundle of cash, Shangguan Yi gasped. Now, seeing the ten bundles of large bills neatly arranged on the tea table, his eyes widened in shock.
Bang - 502 fell to the ground, Li Xinhong exclaimed and quickly walked over: "Son, this... what is this?"
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