The Tenets of Ghondish the goat god of eating stuff

  Oh, of these five tenets, all my followers shall hold true;

  Always have food and drink available; you never know when one will need sustenance.

  This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

  All prey is holy; do not make them suffer.

  Provide for the crops and animals; so they may provide for you.

  Offer food to strangers; and receive my blessings in return.

  Eat, drink and make merry; for tomorrow we may be hunted.

  Translated by Grug the Shepherd, first cleric of Ghondish (that f-ing talking goat, why won't he let me sleep?)