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The host has the final say

  The host's word is final.

  "I'm so annoyed to death!!! It's my turn again to go and waste some time talking!!! Yixuan, you're so lucky, your segment is the last one!!! Unlike me, I don't even get a two-minute break before having to wear these damned shoes to watch those disgusting saliva-drooling idiots!!" Hanlei scrunched up her nose in distaste.

  "You yourself said for your plan... make a sacrifice!" Yixuan gloated and winked at Hanlei.

  "Yi Xuan! Who are the representatives of our school participating in the competition?" Ke Xin had never cared about this before, but this time she saw that it was Han Lei hosting, so she reluctantly wanted to figure out what activities there were.

  "Eh~ I'm not too sure either! But I know that Ye Ye and Ting Ting are going to participate in some singing thing together!" Yixuan also wasn't interested in this kind of thing.

  "Oh~~ then guess what surprise Huan Lei will bring to us later?!" Ke Xin stuck to Yi Xuan's body, blinking her eyes.

  "Ugh, I'm speechless~~ How was I supposed to know?! I don't know how to read fortunes or predict the future, so I don't know anything! Go ask Huan Lei yourself!" Yi Xuan's sleepiness slowly dissipated as she waved her hand impatiently at Ke Xin.

  "Hmph! I knew you'd be sleeping! You'll miss the good show, don't blame me later~~!" Needless to say, Ke Xin is really looking forward to this time Han Lei will bring to someone...

  Ke Xin sneaked into the VIP seat and found a hidden place to monitor Yu Feng and You Xuan's every move! At the same time, she also wanted to see what kind of surprising thing Han Lei would do on stage.

  "Cough, cough... Next, please welcome the representatives of Yi Sheng College, Jiang Yingye and Yan Yeting, who will bring you the Huangmei Opera - "Tian Xian Pei"! Applause!!

  Huan Lei looked at the two who had just come on stage with a pleased expression. But Yingye and Yeting were looking at each other in dismay, what is this that we are supposed to perform? Tian Xian Pei? Ugh! The teachers and classmates were also very surprised, how could there be such a terrible program?"

  "Classmates under the stage, everyone must watch carefully! They still have to prepare for a cross-dressing performance! With Yinye as the wife and Yanting as the husband!! Haha! I want to see how thick your skin is, dare you perform in such an occasion."

  "What?! You...!" Yueting's face turned bright red, and she was only restrained from shouting loudly because of the occasion. Otherwise, her shrewish image would have spread throughout the entire universe.

  "Are you doing it on purpose?" Ying Ye asked in a voice as small as a mosquito beside Han Lei's ear.

  "I just knew it! Don't forget, I'm the biggest on stage! No one has the right to oppose me, including you!" Han Lei said with a mischievous grin, making a face at the audience below before running backstage to find Yixuan and watch the show.

  "Shadow night... now... what to do now?" Yeting looked at the classmates and teachers below who were already impatient, her face blushing bright red.

  "Well, let's perform then!" She said, taking out two sets of clothes from behind the scene props. She put on a long skirt, while Yueting wore men's clothing.

  It's already embarrassing enough to wear a skirt last time, now it's even more embarrassing, and I'm singing Huangmei Opera in front of so many foreigners. Ying Ye swept her gaze across the audience below, suddenly seeing Han Lei sitting in the VIP seat eating melon seeds, looking like she was enjoying the show. Han Lei also felt Ying Ye's scorching gaze, not knowing if she didn't look, but when she did, she really got a fright, Ying Ye's eyes were starting to smoke, probably about to start spewing fire soon.

  "Look, look what you're looking at!! I don't care about your gaze!" Huan Lei made a face and batted her eyelashes at Ying Ye.

  "Han Lei, you're dead! How dare you mess with me!" Ying Ye glared back at him without any courtesy.

  "Why am I afraid to mess with you, who do you think you are?! Idiot plus retard!" Huan Lei gave a cold glance at Ying Ye, and continued cracking melon seeds.

  "Grass... I'm indeed brain-damaged! Not like some people who become mentally handicapped just from eating a melon seed!" Ying Ye completely forgot that Yue Ting was still standing beside her, and continued to exchange "electricity" with Han Lei.

  "Hey~~~ so much nonsense! If you're going to perform, hurry up! Don't waste my time! And this outfit of yours is ruining the image you have in people's minds nationwide. Don't forget there are N many reporters and TV stations here!!" Huan Lei said, pointing at the cameraman uncle who was taking non-stop photos of Ying Ye beside her.

  "Awesome!!! Music!!!" Yin Ye shouted loudly.

  Shadows at night: birds on trees in pairs

  Yueting: Green water and green mountains bring smiles.

  Ying Ye: From now on, I will no longer suffer under his tyranny.

  Yueting: Husband and wife return home together.

  Yè Yè: You till the land and I weave the fabric

  Yuting: I'll fetch water for you to water the garden,

  Ying Ye: Although the cold kiln is broken, it can still avoid wind and rain.

  Yueting: A loving couple's life is bittersweet.

  At night, Ting: You and I are like mandarin ducks, flying together in the human world. The comical movements combined with the funny costumes made them appear so "harmonious". Everyone present couldn't help but laugh at their performance. Especially when Ying Ye tried to portray a woman's shyness, along with... her flower-like fingers. But this husband of hers was half a head shorter than his wife, and his pants were loose and baggy, as if they might fall down at any moment! So while performing, he also had to hold up his pants!! O(∩_∩)O haha~

  Huan Le's exaggerated laughter attracted a lot of attention, and when Ying Ye saw Huan Le's almost dying from laughter expression, his face turned green with anger. He "coolly" threw off his clothes and rushed out the door...

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