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  The 11th section of the fort's crimes... I was still excited about flying saucers, dancing and waving my hands. I got into White Pine Dad's car and fell asleep as soon as I sat down. I knew Uncle Yan would ask the driver to send me back.

  When I got home, my mom asked if I had fun, and I said yes, very happy. My mom looked at me and said, "You're not happy." She thinks that when I'm happy, I should come back and tell her everything I did today, every minute, every second, how many times I went to the bathroom, how much water I drank, who was stupid and who was awesome. Since I didn't talk or come back excitedly, my mom thought I wasn't happy.

  I went to take a shower, turned on the hot water, and started crying as soon as the water came out. At first, I cried quietly like a thief, afraid my mom would hear me. Later, I turned up the water and cried loudly, thinking about how much water bill we'd have to pay, which made me cry even more.

  When I arrived at the coffee shop where I was supposed to meet Weiwei, she was already standing outside, her face as black as coal. The boss of the coffee shop was standing behind her, looking worried and unhappy, like he had lost 200 yuan. Poor guy, who would want a black-faced girl like Weiwei in front of his store? So I went up to rescue him and took Weiwei away.

  Weiwei drove me to an advertising company in her Honda, with a fierce expression on her face, driving the car like it was a plane. In just a few hours, I had taken three "flights" in Beijing, you say that's fast development!

  Weiwei said to me with a vicious tone, "Lin Lan, one day you'll sleep to death in bed." I laughed when I heard this, of course, I would die in bed, not standing or running around. This was such a fresh thing to say! I didn't respond, just gave Weiwei a Mona Lisa smile, after all, I'm also an intellectual, and killing someone should be done subtly, like a poison without a shadow.

  Weiwei looked at me, first surprised, then smiled. I think she understood too, and said, "Lin Lan, you're really a demon."

  Since she wasn't angry anymore, I started telling her in detail about how I was defeated by Jasmine and the fort yesterday, to further dissolve her anger and clear my guilt. When I told her that Gu Xiaobei had a new girlfriend, Weiwei's face turned black again. When I told her that I bravely drank that cup of burning knife, Weiwei slammed on the brakes, and I quickly jumped up like a frog and hit the windshield. The strangest thing was that while I was jumping up, I was still listing the fort's crimes... thinking about it, I'm really awesome.

  Weiwei said to me with a smile, "Lin Lan, you're really something."