A sharp tongue and a sharp knife

  Gu Xiao Bei walked over and introduced us, pointing at us saying "This is Lin Lan and Wen Jing, this is Li Man Li."

  Wen Jingte was so enthusiastic that she quickly pulled out her hand and grasped it, the action was so fast that I thought she didn't have a hand before, it was like it suddenly appeared from her waist, just like a Japanese person committing seppuku. She said with a smiling face, "Hey, Little Molly, look at this name, you can tell it's a virgin just by listening to it."

  Then I saw Gu Xiaobei and Li Manli's faces turn white. I knew that Wen Jing had a bad first impression of Li Manli, she just disliked this kind of pretentious girl. However, I felt that her words were also over the top, I'm a particularly kind person, good at livening up the atmosphere, so I warmly pulled Li Manli over and said to her, Little Manli, don't mind her, your name doesn't sound like a virgin's at all. After saying this, I suddenly realized that this wasn't something good to say either, Gu Xiaobei's face turned green with anger.

  Li Manli's face was a bit unbearable, and under the guise of being a lady, she couldn't lose her temper, so her face turned red and white alternately. I reckon she had already scolded me and Wen Jing's ancestors for eighteen generations in her heart. Anyone who got into this situation would think that Wen Jing and I were ganging up on her, but heaven and earth, Guanyin Bodhisattva, I really didn't have that intention.

  She changed her face for a while and probably calmed down, then she said to everyone in the room, "I'm not called Little Molly, I'm called Li Moli."

  I suddenly remembered what Wen Jing told me about how to pretend to be a lady, which is to say what others should say for me and that's it. I glanced at Wen Jing with a slanted eye, she took one look at me and immediately understood, then burst into loud laughter, laughing so joyfully.

  Gu Xiaobei glanced at me sideways and said, "Lin Lan, what's gotten into you today?"

  I said nothing, and suddenly I thought of a joke.

  After finishing speaking, I found that Xiaomanli had already walked into the room with a spring in her step. I really admire her for not being anxious like us two.

  Gu Xiao Bei said, "You say a big girl is standing in front of you and you can't think of anything bad, you only think of jokes. Are you kidding me?"

  I didn't bother with him, Wen Jing said, and thought of a joke to show that she was still good enough for Zhou Wu Zheng Wang. If she were any more beautiful, who knows, we might be able to come up with some dirty jokes about you.

  Gu Xiao Bei frowned and said to us, "I know you two are sharp-tongued and have a knife-like mouth with a knife-like heart."

  I'm done with you too, Gu Xiaobei. Your taste is really low, isn't it? When you're feeling down and need a replacement, can't you find someone who's at least similar to Lin Lan? You can't just switch from a rose to a green onion right away, that's way too fast. You want something new and exciting, but we still need some time to adjust, don't we?

  Gu Xiao Bei glanced at me sideways, as if someone had painted a turtle on my face, and smiled slyly. He said, "So you two are bullying her just because she's my girlfriend? Lin Lan, you're still jealous?"

  I also gave him a sideways glance and said, "You're being too full of yourself. There are so many people chasing after me that they can't even fit on a train, who still remembers those old things?" After I finished speaking, I felt like my words were not convincing enough.

  Gu Xiao Bei laughed and said, "Who doesn't know about your broken affair? It's just the three of you who are stuck together."