Am I cool?

  "I'm telling you!" Jing Tian'er raised her eyes, smiling sweetly at him, her eyes curved into adorable crescent moons. "I secretly returned to the country more than half a month ago, and in this more than half a month, I've found my dad's mistress three times!"

  "The first time, she was at the barber shop getting a new haircut. I pretended to be the barber's assistant and cut her hair into a messy bird's nest. When she saw the new style I gave her, she screamed louder than a ghost."

  "The second time, she was having coffee with a group of wealthy women in a café. I threw several stinky eggs at her face, and it immediately turned into a palette of colors - white, yellow, black, and the smell was overwhelming, what a wonderful feeling."

  "The third time, which was today, I poured a whole body of gutter oil on her, she screamed and tried to chase me, but ended up falling heavily and getting covered in mud. The sight was so pathetic! Hahaha, it killed me! Sweetie turned around with a mischievous grin, laughing so hard that she couldn't stand straight."

  After laughing for a while, she wiped away her tears and looked at Duan Luyu: "But this time she learned her lesson, bringing out over ten bodyguards. I ran through several alleys but couldn't shake them off. Luckily, I met you, or else I might have really been caught!"

  "Does your dad's little wife know you?"

  "I don't know her! Not only does she not recognize me, but my dad doesn't even recognize me!" Jing Tian'er said casually. "My parents got divorced when I was still in my mom's womb."

  "Huh?" Duan Lüxian's gaze remained light, but there was a hint of affection at the bottom of his eyes that was hard to detect. "Why did they get divorced?"

  "It's because of my dad's little wife!" Jing Tian'er pouted, "This is a rotten and boring story about a rich family's power struggle, it's so cliché and dull, are you sure you want to hear it?"

  "Hmm." He found it strange that this little girl could talk about her parents' divorce with such a nonchalant attitude.

  "Alright, I'll tell you," Jing Tian'er shrugged indifferently. "My dad's little wife was originally my dad's secretary. Later on, one time when my dad was drunk and my mom wasn't home, she snuck into my dad's bed."

  "My dad and mom were childhood sweethearts, they had a good relationship. Later on, my mom forgave my dad and gave that secretary some money to leave."

  "Who would have thought that a year later, the secretary came back again, and brought back my dad's son. My mom and dad had been married for two years without getting pregnant, she didn't know what kind of luck she had, but after sleeping with my dad just once, she gave birth to a son."

  "My grandmother was overjoyed when she saw a big, white and chubby grandson fall from the sky, and she forced my dad and mom to divorce."

  "My dad was originally opposed to it, but later on, my grandmother kept hanging herself and starving herself, my dad was forced by her and still divorced my mom."

  "My mom was heartbroken and wanted to die, but just as she lay in bed on her last breath, she found out she had me in her belly, so she came back to life like a cockroach that can't be killed!"

  "By the way, this is exactly what my mom said!"

  She pointed to her own nose with a flourish, proudly tilting her chin, "This young lady is actually my mom's lifesaver, isn't that impressive?"

  "Hmm, that's impressive!" Duan Lüxian smiled lightly as he looked at her, his eyes warm. "So this time you've returned to the country, is it to avenge your mother?"