Chapter 66

  Cangwu entered and only then did he realize that he seemed to have been discovered. Cangwu rubbed his chin, with a look of sudden realization: Indeed, the ancestors were right, humans are treacherous and cunning! Why bother with formations, talismans, and refining instruments when you can just cultivate properly? Ah, no wonder we demon cultivators always lose to humans, it's because our nature is too honest!

  Now that he's been discovered, Cang Xue is no longer sneaking around, but rather strolling along with a carefree air, as if he had entered his own backyard.

  Upon seeing the gilded decorations, Cang Mu shook his head and sighed: "Although humans are particular about their things, they can't compare to our demon cultivators' caves which are simple, rustic, and majestic (Are you sure? Isn't it just a bare cave with four walls? It's indeed simple! But do you have the nerve to say it's rustic and majestic? Is your face as thick as your scales?). However, this aesthetic is really too miserable. This gold not only dazzles the eyes but also has no taste at all! Truly without any sense of style!"

  "Is this a flower? The color is not right, the leaves are ugly, and the plant is hideous. There's no fragrance or luster, it's an insult to the eyes! It's far inferior to that flower in my cave. (The Blood Flame Lotus sobbed: How can you compare me, a divine plant, to those useless ordinary flowers? It's really shameless!) Cang Mu covered his eyes with one hand and waved the other, destroying the cluster of blooming wood sorrel flowers. The roots disappeared completely, leaving no trace that any plants had ever grown there."

  "What's wrong with the water in this pool?" Cang Mu turned around the corridor, saw the lotus pond in front of him, and looked disgusted. "Compared to the small stream behind my cave that is as clear as a mirror, it's really far inferior. Tsk tsk tsk... This family is really pitiful! The environment they live in is so poor!"

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  Lin Qingyu, who was eavesdropping with her spiritual sense, heard Cang Mou's words and immediately puffed up her face in anger. She glared at Yongzheng and said, "Yongzheng, you'd better deal with that dead snake properly later! I'm so angry! Ben Furen hasn't even settled the score with him for sneaking into the mansion, yet he dares to complain about this and that. Is there any justice in this?"

  Yongzheng saw Lin Qingyu's buns, round and soft and white, like steamed buns for breakfast, very tempting. Yongzheng couldn't help but stretch out his fingers to poke them, as soon as his fingers pressed down, a small shallow pit appeared, matching Lin Qingyu's aggrieved expression after being poked, he burst out laughing. Really, how can she be so cute?

  Lin Qingyu: ...Can I beat him up? My hands are itching.

  As soon as he saw Lin Qingyu's expression, he knew what she was thinking. If he continued to tease her, the little cat would explode in anger. So he tactfully changed the subject: "Alright, let's go out and meet this uninvited guest!"

  "Good!" Lin Qingyu heard and rushed out excitedly.

  Yin Zhen: ...Hmph, as expected, still so easy to coax!

  However, thinking that this uninvited guest's origin was unknown, and fearing that his own good fortune would be affected, Yongzheng closely followed Lin Qingyu from behind.

  Cang Hu ran and ran, smelling a tempting fragrance coming from the right side, which made it drool so much that its saliva almost dripped down. It then followed this scent to find the source.

  He made his way to the kitchen door, not even checking if anyone was inside, and swaggered in. Luckily for him, the entire kitchen was empty. He sniffed around a few times, stopped at the steamer basket, lifted the lid, and found several roasted chickens and ducks inside. His eyes lit up instantly, and he picked one up and started devouring it.

  "Hmm... this is delicious... really delicious..." Cang Xu's mouth was stuffed with meat, and he spoke unclearly: "Well, humans have many shortcomings, but one has to admit that they do have an advantage - they can make food so delicious... it's really, too good to eat! I've never had such a delicious meal before. If I could eat such delicious food every day, it would be simply wonderful! Hmm... looks like when we go back, it's necessary to bring a chef back with us!"

  If Lin Qingyu knew what he was thinking, she would definitely stroke her forehead and sigh: another foodie is born!

  So, when Lin Qingyu and Yun Cen arrived, what they saw was the back of Cang Xue crazily devouring chicken legs, as well as bones scattered all around, with rows of black lines crawling on his forehead.

  Cang Hu heard the sound, turned his head and glanced at the two of them, threw away the bone in his hand, turned back to grab a roasted chicken, and continued to devour it with his head down. In an instant, Lin Qingyu and Yin Zan's faces both turned into '囧'.

  Hey hey hey, have you forgotten the purpose of your visit? You're only concerned with eating and eating, what about us who rushed here to fight, how are we supposed to survive?

  Is it said that even fighting has to be scheduled? Do we have to wait until the opponent is full, satisfied and finished eating before engaging in a "shocking" "big battle"?

  Lin Qingyu was struck by her own brain-opening idea, and Feng was left bewildered. Looking at herself entangled on one side, a certain someone continued to gnaw on the roast chicken, oblivious to herself, with eyes blazing like fire, she stretched out her right hand index finger, pointing at Cang Mu's back, gritting her teeth: "You stupid snake, do you know? When you eat something, you have to pay... money!" Especially the words "stupid snake" and "pay money", which emphasized her tone.

  Cang Mu dropped the bone in his hand and picked up a roasted duck, continuing to gnaw on it intently.

  Lin Qingyu looked at the person who didn't give her any response, suddenly furious, her whole body trembling, her outstretched hand shaking violently.

  Hehe, it's really... I feel like laughing! But thinking about the consequences, I'll probably be kicked out of bed by a certain someone and made to sleep in the study, so I'd better hold back.

  Lin Qingyu decided to take a look at the colorful snake in a certain entry with no one, seeing that the snake was gnawing on meat with a happy face, her eyes rolled, and her outstretched fingers lightly drew a beautiful arc in the air.

  Then, the silly-looking man stared blankly at his empty hands, raised his head dazedly to search around, gazing at the roasted duck in the air that had been pecked into pieces, then looked at his hands again, and went back to looking at the roasted duck, repeating this process several times, still with a stupid expression.

  "Pffft——" Lin Qingyu was charmed into silence, and her anger dissipated without a trace.

  Cang Mu wasn't really stupid and suddenly understood, so it was his turn to get angry: "Is this what you did?"

  "Right! You glutton!" Lin Qingyu acknowledged bluntly, provoking him with a glance. "Angry? Come and have a fight with Ben Fujin!"

  Cang Huai turned his eyes, thinking: Originally, I came to check the breath I sensed earlier, but unexpectedly, I mistakenly ate delicious food. What if I can't eat it later? Won't my stomach suffer? He released his divine sense and discovered that there was a small life in the woman's belly, and the demon king's breath came from there. However, before he could get close, he was suppressed.

  It seems that we can only understand after the child is born: why the demon king would reincarnate into a human body?

  Why not stay in this house yourself? You can figure it out and enjoy the delicious food, a perfect combination! Ah, I'm really clever!

  "Not angry, not angry!" Cang Mu's face lit up with a brilliant smile, looking very likable.

  But in Lin Qingyu's eyes, it was annoying no matter how you looked at it. Irritated, she said: "Sneaking into the mansion in the middle of the night, what are your intentions?"

  "How can you say I snuck in?" Cang Mu stood up straight and puffed out his chest, saying: "This kind of talk is really unpleasant to hear. Your father here clearly flew in with a legitimate reason! As the guardian beast of your unborn child, it's only natural that I'm here." In his heart, he was secretly praising himself: "Your father is truly clever, able to think of such a good excuse!" It's just like what humans say, "unprecedented and unmatched"!

  "What?! What did you just say?" Lin Qingyu dug into her ears, suspecting she had misheard. A Guardian Beast? Her family's precious treasure wasn't some kind of heavenly material or earthly treasure that needed a Guardian Beast. Damn it, this was a reason to die!

  Yin Zan also looked at the demon beast in front of him with a vigilant expression.