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  Mom : David Can you get Evy out ?

  David : nah don't want to it right now .

  Mom : DAVID YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOUR XBOX GETS A LOCK

  David [dammit, i was just about getting a sweet new gear dammit.]

  David : alright mom.

  Mom : AND WALK A GOOD ROUND, NOT JUST AT THE END OF THE STREET .

  Mom : AND WALK AROUND THE PARK!!!

  David : alright alright ...

  David - puts the pink with little diamonds leash on Evy.

  David [ who in his right mind takes a chiwawa as a dog ??]

  David [ mom apparently]

  David [sigh..]

  David : Evy dont pull the leash.

  Evy - draws the leash at the most of her strenght.

  (lol)

  David : dammit Evy you made me fall.

  Random Truck - tuut tuut motherfcker.

  David [ So i died a pathetic death]

  GOD : muahaha death by a chiwawa this is a first.

  GOD : but you are not supposed to be dead yet, you live around your 30 birthday with your mom and then slip on a banana hit your head against a Xbox Zone.

  David : so when i die, i die pathetic that's great real great there god.

  GOD : yeah.. sorry about that, how about i get your soul to reincarnated in a different body and world?

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  David : so i can die again pathetic??? to entertain you ?? do you think this is funny ? THIS IS MY LIFE, DON'T YOU LOOK DOWN TO IT.

  GOD : Alright alright don't get your panties in your crouch.

  GOD : i feel bad now. How about this.

  GOD : i will ask a bunch GOD'S to bless you with their divine, but in return i can watch your adventure's and if other GOD'S want to they have to ask permission.

  GOD : boy this a good deal. where i'm about to send you you gonna need it

  GOD : divine blessing can really help your stats or skills.

  David : this sounds like you are gonna send me to a RPG world?

  GOD : did i not said that ?

  David : no you did not! But alright you better give me some good divine shizzel.

  GOD : yeah yeah good shizzel.

  GOD : goodbye for now, sleepy time.

  David [yawn .. sleep time it is.

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