[Ughh……I feel like shit, what a weird dream meeting a god or titan whatever you call that thing…..hm where am i??] ???( no name)
As our main protagonist wakes up from his slumber, he finally notices that he is lost. He finds himself surrounded by trees as if he is inside a wild forest. As he tries sitting up something pops up in his vision.
Ahhhh….what the hell??? Um lets check messages first…..Messages.
I wonder how this works….hm Hades
So im a mana beast and im the last of my kind….. Anyways lets see the next message Cronus!
Ok, a lot of information to take in. Well lets see my status screen first and see my status. Status!
Well….this is interesting. I wonder what those things mean…..Hm might as well try asking this blue screen thing. Explain status screen!
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Hooo…..i don’t know if im over powered or not…..Blue screen can you explain the different tiers and skill ranks?
Well alright, lets think about this later. I need to find a shelter and a river or a lake, before its night time.
The MC that hasn’t chosen a name yet, embarks on his journey looking for shelter!.
To be continued………
(Just kidding! Thus let us contine!)
As our mc embarks on his journey he tries standing up straight. He finally notices that he feels weird and heavier than normal…..
[WHA!!....What the fuck am i??! A giant monkey??DAMN YOU CRONUS, WHAT MONSTROSITY DID YOU MAKE ME!!!] ???( yet to be chosen, if you would please list some names that would fit this character that would be great!....Cuz I suck at naming shit Hahah….no really)
I should quiet myself down….i don’t think I can handle any of those beasts in my condition….Why the hell am I so hairy?? Also whats up with the color?? White and black…..am I a hybrid of two beats mating or something……truly disturbing. I should start moving.
As he tried walking forward, he lost his balance and fell on his face!
[UGH!! Shit! My body feels all wrong!] MC
sigh…..my stomach feels a bit too large…lets try getting used to this body first before anything. I should start doing some stretches to adapt to this monstrosity.
Thus he started stretching his arms, legs, back and even his head (he might be doing yoga or something.). Trying to get a feel and get used to his new body. After a bit he started walking again and as he was walking for a while, he noticed a lot of different types of plants and animals. The one that caught his attention the most is a weird type of rodent that had wings and was furry….. it even made weird noises that sounded like it was dying or getting raped….Even its eyes were crossed and looked like it was looking at its own nose 24/7. Its fur had the color green and it eyes were the color of hazelnuts.
What a fucked up animal…im starting to feel like this whole world is messed up….either that or its just me.
As our character was walking, he didn’t notice the weird perverted creature was following him and was acting like a freaking ninja! Finally the creature stopped moving and took a something resembling acorns and started throwing them at our character like a machine gun.
[OW! The hell?? Oy stop that you piece of shit!!] MC
[EYYYY EYYY EYYY] Perverted creature
[You dare challenge me! Im a mighty warrior, ill skin you alive you perverted piece of shit!] MC
[EY EYY EY EYYY] Perverted creature
The creature even turned around to its backside and started swinging its ass and it was even twerking….. Our mc was enraged! He started looking for objects to throw at this damned creature. He stated throwing rocks, however the creature dodged with ease and kept provoking him! As he started losing his mind, he finally started noticing that every time the creature threw the acorns its hands would glow a blue-ish color.
Is this bastard using magic against me??? Hm wait a sec don’t I have skill, I can use. What was the name…..AH yes Yin Yang Blast!
[YIN YANG BLAST!] MC
Energy started swarming our mc’s mouth, he noticed it and opened his mouth as he felt something coming from his chest. Energy started swarming and becoming dense until it formed a golden ball that seemed to be a mini version of the sun, the mc pointed his mouth at the perverted creature and let lose!
The condensed yin and yang blast traveled quickly and reached the creature, who was frozen due to fear. As the energy ball reach the creature it detonated and a small explosion occurred that blasted the creature to bits with a huge part of the tree.
[HELL YEAH TAKE THAT BITCH!] MC
Well….i might be over powered….Awesome lets kill some bitches!
Now as our mc finds out, that he is a bit overpowered his ego soars new heights!! Will our mc find a worthy opponent to that will test his conviction and destroy his confidence? To be continued…..(seriously this time, its for real)
