Oi.. Oi... what the fuck is going on!?

  I totally forgot about the story. This is going much tougher than I thought.

  Reincarnation? Nah.. that market's too oversaturated.

  Hmm..what about... a harem novel? That'll get me some good traffic.

  Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.

  Oh! I have an idea!

  This is the story of Kirito. He was a NEET. One day, he was stuck in a virtual reality world along with many other players. He ended up becoming a solo player and meeting a beautiful girl as well. Kirito was called the black swordsman. He has a two-sword sty-

  Unfortunately, production had to cut you off. We do not want to get sued for copyright.

  What do you mean?

  This is clearly the plot of Sword Art Online.

  Fuck!