Mina: Shi, are you ready?

  Shi: Yes.

  *Epic sword duel*

  *Shi loses*

  Shi: I guess I just can't beat you mom, haha

  Mina: Well I did teach you everything about sword fighting. Anyways let's take a break.

  Shi: Ok, mom.

  *Sits down*

  Shi: (It's been 2 years since my consciousness was transported into this boy's body. My training has been going splendidly if I say so myself.)

  (So there are 4 continents. Zulu, Camro, Gehea, Portato. I'm currently in the continent of Camro which has 5 Kingdoms. My mom used to be a really strong hero Spellsword but retired because "It was boring".)

  Mina: Shi, I have something very important to tell you.

  Shi: Yes, mom?

  Mina: I now permit you to travel the world!

  You should start off by getting an adventurer card in the adventurer's guild at the closest town, Unix.

  Shi: Mom... Im like six years old...

  Mina: It's never too early to adventure! Mom started adventuring at that age as well!

  Shi: Hmm.. Ok, cool. When do we leave?

  Mina: There is no "we". You'll leave immediately after you're done packing.

  Shi: Wait what!? What kind of mother would do this?

  Mina: Me, your mother.

  I can't leave this place since I am it's guardian.

  Shi: Guardian? Of what?

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  Mina: The forest. It's kind of like my child, I made it after all.

  Shi: WHAT!? Did you have wild outdoor sex with a tree!?

  Mina: Yeah! wait.. NO! It was back when I was just an adventurer.

  I found a black seed in some Demon Lord's castle, why was I there you ask? Because I was a chosen hero.

  *laughs hysterically*

  I decided to plant the seed. And after a good night's rest, Lo and behold, a forest! So now I have the duty to protect the forest and the people that get lost in there. That's how I found you after all.

  Shi: *sobs* *cries*

  Mina: *Hugs Shi* Shh Shi. It's going to be ok, I trained you after all. Me, the esteemed hero of this land *smirks boastfully* hehehe.

  Shi: I love you, Mom.

  Mina: I love you too, Shi. Good luck out there, don't forget your training. And most importantly, have fun!

  I recommend eliminating the current Demon Lord! I heard that he was really strong! Not as strong as me though. Hehehe

  Shi: Haha The Demon Lord might be a bit too much for a six year old.

  Mina: Oh nonsense! *pats Shi in the back with enough force to make him grovel in the ground*

  Shi: *Stands up as if nothing happened*

  Hahahaha...

  It's time for me to pack up.

  Mina: Ok, son. If you ever need mother, I'll always be here. Literally. I am Immortal after all.

  Shi: Yeah ok mo- wait.. Immortal!?You never mentioned this.

  Mina: Oh yeah, I kind of forgot? Hahaha

  Shi: (-_-)

  (is this woman serious?..)