I EM IN CRIB AT MIDDLE NIGHT I WUNDER IF I CEN USE SPEEL BOOK TO USSE SPEEL.

  I DEN TINK, "WAIT, DIS IS TEH New Worl, is IT LIKE TEH GAMEEE WORLLL????"

  I DEN DEICDE TO GO 'status' IN MEH HEAD AND DEN someTING APPEAR IN MEH FACEEEE

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  STATUS

  ARTHUR BAURMESTER FLAMEHART CLAUDE THE SECOND (WTF is this freaking name?)

  STATS:

  STRENGTH: 1 (ur a bby)

  ENDURANCE: 0 (ur a bby)

  AGILITY 3 (ur a bby)

  STAMINA: 90 (ur a STRANGE bby)

  MANA: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (your a bby god)

  WUT, "I THINK MIGHT BE BUG IN SYSTEM, PROBS NOT OP, JUST BROKEN SYSTEM"

  I TEAL MYSELF THIS AS I READ MANA POWER, I SLEEPY SLEEPY NOW, I GOT BED BED

  (WHY SO MUCH MANA)