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trapped myself in a cupboard and before i knew it i was doing chemistry and creeping on a human

  been here i think a day

  everything still working

  it is a mystery but a positive one

  like maybe ants are just leaving biscuit fort alone

  having a picnic around it

  is it possible that ants have been trying to be friendly this whole time. eating my arm was their way of getting to know me. acid ants the annoying cousins nobody likes. ants are not bad. they have different ways. respect ant culture. eat an ant's leg.

  or maybe drones are just much better at defending things than i thought

  or maybe something else is going on

  i don't know

  just

  my stuff still works so

  good

  figured out a battery thing from cleaning chemicals and leftover vacuum cleaner

  good enough for recharges

  for now

  also made a

  well i can't really call it a toilet

  it is a bucket

  but chemicals make it

  lessgross

  i have also improved uselessdrone to be less useless. usedrone can now v slowly move forward until it bumps into a wall. and then v slowly melt that wall. yep our new good friend chemicals doing their magic. i guess the lesson we are learning is that chemistry is fun and profitable. once you figure out how to separate a thing into all the little bits of a thing everything just kind of falls into place. shout out to minicomputer for being a pal and telling me when doing a thing will kill me. all like 'uh jin i see you're about to mix together some stuff' and i'm like yeah we're having fun here and computer's like 'but jin that will create hydrazine' and i'm like woo hydrazine yeah like a hydra gonna get some multiheaded snakes going on and computer's like 'no jin it will just poison you and then explode' and i'm like oh okay that doesn't sound as fun as regenerating snake monsters. i will not mix the things. thank you computer.

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  also worked on chemical heat. but then realised that i have so many heat things already. heatshield heater can get hot. heatdroneglove is fire element. so i can boil water. so i can make tea. so. i made tea.

  you know something

  it's not so bad here in cupboardland

  could use a few more facilities

  but generally

  feeling

  kind of

  well i mean getting out of here is the priority. but. eyespider stealthing around has learned me some knowledge. human hoarding activities mean they have whole rooms full of such junk. teleport potential is. medium-high.

  thus wallmeltingdrone. slowly melting a passage to bigjunkroom. better than walking among the humans.

  oh yes

  the humans

  kind of interesting to watch them

  there's one i

  well anyway i call her badgegirl

  she has badges on her hat. she likes being ignored. she likes private time in her room. well her shared room. bunk beds. not much personal space in survivalbunker. so she puts a sheet hanging down. to make a little. private world. not private from eyespider in sneakspy mode. hehe. mostly she reads. or writes in a paper journal with an actual pen. so quaint. or fiddles with little repair projects. she works in a workshop thing. making bullets and also fixing vehicles and weapons and things. the human in charge of the workshop is. big. loud. i mean i do not have sound on this thing. but. loud. he gets too close to her. well to everyone. he gets close and is big and loud at them.

  makes me feel

  bad

  but not the human mood. watching through eyespider. with no sound. is. okay. but i want badgegirl to be. not. feeling bad. and workshop boss makes her feel bad. wait maybe he doesn't. what do i know. she is. notme. so. what do i know. about. her.

  bored jin is messy jin i guess

  just can't think of much else to do

  while waiting for wallmeltdrone. to melt wall. and get me. to precious. junk.

  already messed with chemicals. no more to be done there. superscience potential of cupboardland cleaning chemicals has been fully explored & exploited.

  so now just watching humans

  do human stuff

  badgegirl is in bed. writing in her journal. like i'm writing in my journal. huh. both doing the same thing. at the same time. weird.

  well except she is not spying on me with an eye that is a robot. that's an important difference. also mostly i'm not writing. just perving on her. i think maybe

  huh

  oh no

  ants

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