Give me electrolytes

  And I'll give you a goal

  Feed me some vitamin C

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  And I'll give you perfect attendance

  Provide me with heaps of protein

  And I'll give you a touchdown

  Gift me some calcium

  And I'll dunk you some baskets

  But give me powerful antioxidants

  And I'll give you a Championship