"At this rate, I think my exhibitionism alone is going to be enough to reach the thousand allure points required to get accepted into the harem…"
[----------------STATUS-------------]
[NAME: ----- Shirakiyo Hiromi]
[ALLURE: ---------------------400]
[TRAITS: ---Exhibitionist Lv.4]
[TITLES: --------------------None]
[ERO POINTS: -------------1000]
Hiromi let out a sigh as she sat on the bed in her inn room, staring at the pink holographic screen.
"Still, that harem outfit, the one that looks more like a belly dancer costume, is mandatory, so I have to buy it anyway."
She opened another tab on the holographic screen, where the outfit was displayed.
"I'm still missing a thousand ERO points and one Exhibitionist level. The outfit needs level five before I can even wear it… Uuuu, I don't know which I want less, that level or wearing the outfit."
Hiromi looked at her almost completely bare legs, her breasts, with the upper half fully on display, and the few centimeters of skirt that were the only thing protecting her panties.
"But at this point, that dancer outfit isn't that different anyway…"
She sighed again and got up from the bed.
"What I'm sure of is that I don't want to go back to that ERO dungeon for a long time. I'll keep it as an emergency measure. I don't even want to think about what's waiting for me on the next levels…"
A shiver ran down her spine because she'd thought about it, even if only for a second.
"I have no choice but to do another ERO quest… Besides, if I want to go back home, I need to get used to this kind of thing. Otherwise, I'll never become the best concubine and meet the Crimson Monarch."
Hiromi patted her cheeks to psyche herself up.
"Alright, ERO System, hit me with whatever you've got!"
[ERO QUEST: Beyond the Cleavage!]
[OBJECTIVE: Find someone to flash your tits to!]
[REWARD: +50 ERO points]
[HIDDEN CONDITIONS: 1]
"Not just flash my bra?! Aren't we skipping steps way too fast?! Did I sound that excited?! ...Then again, this outfit is braless…"
[…]
"Ugh… and on top of that, I have to find someone specific to flash them to… How am I supposed to do that?"
She went to the window of her room to clear her head with the view. Off in the distance, she spotted a little man dressed head to toe in a green bodysuit.
Their eyes met, and he gave her a thumbs up with a beaming grin.
Hiromi felt a second shiver run down her spine that morning.
"Could that Pinti goblin read minds…?! I'm definitely not flashing them to him!"
***
"But what am I going to do? I can't just walk up to someone and show them my tits…"
Hiromi walked through Alasta's streets with her arms crossed, lost in thought.
"Show someone your tits? I figured as much, but Hiromi, you really are into that stuff…"
"Ruby!"
Behind her, a familiar face appeared.
"It's not what it looks like!"
"Aren't you looking for someone to show your tits to?"
…
"Well, yes… but it's not because I want to!"
Hiromi explained her situation to Ruby, whom she'd run into in the middle of the street. To her surprise, the adventurer didn't seem all that impressed.
"But the system told you, right? It's basically a city guide. I have one too."
"You have an ERO System too?!" Hiromi asked, hands clasped together, eyes sparkling.
"No… that one's got to be pretty unique. As expected of you, Hiromi. What did you do to get it?"
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"Why am I some kind of pervert in your head?!"
"Haha, it's a joke, it's a joke. So?"
"So what?"
"How did you get your system to turn into an ERO system? I've never seen anything like that in my life…"
"That's… a secret."
"How selfish! Aren't we friends?"
"Do you want an ERO System too?"
"Not at all. I just want to laugh at you."
"I knew it!"
"Hahaha, sorry, sorry!"
"Uuuu, but what am I going to do…"
"It's not like I'm into women, but why don't you show them to me?"
"Thanks, but that's exactly why it probably wouldn't count… It's not like when you saw my… private parts… You've already seen my breasts when we went to that shared bath. That's normal between women."
"You're right. My system doesn't give me quests that easy either…" Ruby's face clouded over for a few seconds, but her usual smile quickly returned. "Have you tried showing them to an animal?"
"Mmm… I don't want to admit it… but yes… and it didn't work."
"Pervert," Ruby said, covering her smile with her hands.
"Are you seriously here just to torture me?!"
"Sorry, I couldn't resist! Either way, I didn't say it only to mess with you. Look behind you."
munch munch
Behind them, a lone camel chewed calmly, staring off into space, parked beside a motorcycle and a levitating scooter.
"The variety in this world keeps surprising me… Wait, are you talking about the camel?! I already said that doesn't work…"
"Are you sure? Or did you just try once and call it quits?" Ruby asked with a mischievous smile.
"Only once, but…"
"But what? Are you that eager to go find a man to show them to?"
"Ruby!"
"I'm just saying you lose nothing by trying again…"
"It feels like I'm losing something invisible… Uuuuu, fine. I'll try one more time."
munch munch
The two of them walked up to the camel, or rather, Ruby dragged Hiromi along while Hiromi shuffled her feet behind her.
"Alright, I'll stand between you and the street so nobody sees you… Or I could leave you exposed, then we'd be sure your quest succeeds."
"It wouldn't work anyway… From what I understood, it has to be one-on-one, otherwise it won't work… so cover me, please."
"Alright, go ahead. Take your time."
munch munch
Hiromi stepped closer to the camel and slowly placed her hands on the elastic along the top edge of her revealing one-piece. All she had to do was pull it down, and she'd be exposed.
munch munch
The camel wasn't interested in the slightest and kept chewing.
"Uuuuu… it's all or nothing… Hey!"
Hiromi squeezed her eyes shut and yanked the neckline down in one motion. Because her one-piece only came up to the lower half of her breasts, leaving her shoulders and arms bare, she wasn't wearing a bra, so her breasts sprang free, and she immediately felt the breeze against her most delicate parts.
munch munch… Ptui!
"Kyaaaa! It spit on me!"
"Ew, gross! Don't come near me, Hiromi!"
munch munch
***
After a long bath and saying goodbye to Ruby, who went to meet up with her party members, Hiromi was once again wandering through the city's streets with no real destination.
"Of course, no ERO points, and the quest is still unchanged…"
Hiromi let out a sigh.
"No choice, I'll have to find someone… but how?"
"If I were young like before… what a curse age is… I'd like to see, just one last time, the wonderful breasts of a woman…"
…
A conveniently timed monologue was unfolding at one of the market stalls along the side of the street.
The old man who'd spoken glanced at Hiromi out of the corner of his eye, but looked away before she noticed.
It's also worth mentioning that the stall was conveniently close to where the camel had been parked, close enough that an interested party could have been spying on what had happened.
But none of that mattered to Hiromi. She was red as a tomato, and the only thing on her mind was what she'd just heard.
"This… this is my chance!"
She gathered her courage and approached the little market stall.
It was small, shabby, and looked like it was about to collapse. It seemed to sell secondhand items, or things with some kind of defect.
As Hiromi neared the hunched old man with a cane tending it, his eyes lit up, and a mischievous smile formed beneath his long beard.
"Oh, young miss! Welcome to Calicante's shop, at your service!" exclaimed the old man named Calicante, giving a slight bow from his chair. "Are you interested in buying any of my trinkets?... Or perhaps… perhaps you heard the ramblings of an old man...? If so… how embarrassing."
Calicante lowered his head, pretending to be ashamed. But that mischievous smile still hadn't vanished behind his beard…
***
[ERO SYSTEM NOTICE]
[Content censored by the Alasta Administration]
[Impact on the plot: None]
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***
"Your body truly is beautiful, young miss. You have excellent proportions, the right curves where they should be. No extra flesh, but nothing lacking either…"
Calicante looked like he wanted to lick his lips as he stared at Hiromi's completely naked body.
"I'm grateful from the bottom of my heart that you've indulged the whims of this old man… although… I feel selfish being the only one who gets to appreciate it…"
"That's enough, right?! Can I cover up now?!"
Hiromi didn't know whether she was asking the old man or the ERO System. Right then, she'd accept an answer from anyone. She was using all her strength to fight the shame and keep her arms at her sides, resisting the urge to cover herself.
But the old man didn't answer. He only gave her another mischievous smile beneath his beard.
Without Hiromi noticing, Calicante pulled a rope beside his chair, one that was attached to the stall's hole-riddled, worn-out canvas sheets.
Soon, the whole canvas came down, and Hiromi's naked body was left on full display for the entire street to see.
Every gaze turned to her at once, and before long, hundreds of eyes were staring at all her secrets.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, young miss! My shop is as old as I am, and it can't stay standing for very long," the old man explained, then let out a raspy laugh.
Among the onlookers was Pinti, who grinned from ear to ear and gave her a thumbs up again.
"Kyaaaaaaaaa!"
That little man in green was enough to snap Hiromi out of her shock. She sat down and covered herself with her arms as fast as she could.
Just then, a girl with long golden hair, styled with twintails at her sides, passed in front of her.
Her lilac eyes stared straight at Hiromi as she brought a meat skewer to her mouth.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk…"
That was all she said before chewing her skewer and continuing on her way.
"And you of all people are judging me?! I'm sure you stole that skewer too!"
Hiromi muttered to herself, since the girl had vanished as suddenly as she'd appeared.
[Hidden condition "Be bold" fulfilled!]
[Quest reward multiplied x10!]
[+500 ERO points]
[Exhibitionist Lv.5 acquired!]
[Effect: +250 allure points]

