Volume 1 Chainsaw Man Chapter 54 Welcome to Naked Running!
Thank you for the generous rewards from Liu Jun, Sha Sha Sha and Xia Fei.
I didn't expect Xia Fei Dada to reward me... Extremely excited, I reached out to touch the great god at close range and bask in his glory.
"Tomorrow! Everyone will be there! Under the Yahoo Entertainment headquarters, everyone will streak! Bring your cameras, we'll get our work done while streaking!" The furious editor quickly made a decision between losing face and losing his rice bowl. His reporter's instincts told him that the editors' streaking would also make for great entertainment news, so with a wave of his hand, he made the final call.
Countless editors and reporters walked out of the chief editor's office with a funeral face, and their hatred for Shi Mi Zhou Tong increased by several levels in their hearts.
And Smith Zhou, at this time, was comfortably resting his head on Kristina's snow-white and elastic thighs, with a satisfied expression, opening his mouth to eat the apple she carefully peeled for him.
"Ring ring ring", the phone rang, Christina picked it up casually: "Hello!"
"Hey Kristina, it's Robert. Get that Smith guy on the phone right away! I've got some great news to tell him!" The excited voice of Little Robert came through the phone.
"Good news? Haha, there's been a lot of good news lately!" Kristen joked with Little Robert for a few sentences before handing the phone to Zhou Shaoming.
"Your buddy! Hurry up and get him, he looks like he's found 50 million or something!" Kristen said with a giggle.
"What's up!" Lazy Zhou Shaoming took over the phone and bit into an apple with a crunch.
"Haha, get ready, tomorrow the Chicago Sun-Times will make good on their bet with Yahoo! Entertainment and have a full editorial staff streaking outside Yahoo!'s headquarters for your movie breaking $100 million!" Little Robert's tone was still as infuriatingly smug as ever.
"What! Naked run!? Are they really going to do that?" Zhou Shaoming suddenly stood up and asked incredulously.
"It's all over the Sun newspaper! They're ready, Yahoo Entertainment has also informed us to go and visit, after all this is all because of you. And you've got your phone switched off, nobody can get in touch with you."
"Haha, how can romantic moments be disturbed by the outside world?" Zhou Shaoming suddenly kissed Kristina on the face, causing her to throw several punches at him again.
"Alright, don't call me again, my phone is about to be blown up by reporters. Tomorrow at 9 o'clock, meet me under the Yahoo headquarters building!" Little Robert hung up the phone with a haha.
"What's with the streaking?" Kristina asked, perplexed.
"Chicago Sun-Times, remember? They made a bet with Yahoo Entertainment about my movie. If the box office exceeded $100 million, all their editors would have to run 100 meters naked in front of Yahoo's headquarters! Tomorrow, they'll have to make good on that bet! I wonder how many female editors and reporters from the Sun-Times will be there...and how big their chests are..." Zhou Shaoming said with a sly smile.
"Hmph! Look at that smug face of yours!" Kristina was still fuming, and before she could even finish peeling the apple, Zhou Shaoming opened his big mouth to guffaw loudly. She forcefully stuffed the apple into his mouth, then tossed her head back and let out a series of silvery laughter, before turning around and running off.
"Hah, think you can murder your husband with an apple? Watch how I punish you!" Zhou Shaoming, enraged, took the apple out of his mouth and chased after Kirsten with a menacing grin.
The next day, the weather was fine, Northern California's Silicon Valley, Yahoo headquarters.
Tens of thousands of people gathered here, thousands of journalists from all over the world, die-hard fans of "Saw", and curious people in Silicon Valley, stood along the streets, looking forward to that exciting moment.
Many people in the nearby office buildings opened their windows, holding high-powered binoculars and chatting as they gazed down at the neatly dressed reporters from the Sun newspaper.
"I heard they're all going to streak!"
"Wow, COOL! There are so many girls!"
"Do you know about the Sun's bet with Yahoo? This is what happens when the Sun loses, haha! Ah, that girl has a great figure! In a bit she'll be stark naked and staring at her!"
"Where is it? Where is it?"
Countless camera lenses are aimed at the Yahoo headquarters, helpless editors of The Sun newspaper, each a little stiff but more precious for work opportunities, they have no way to accept the fact that they become the focus.
What was supposed to be a good run turned into an entertainment extravaganza by Yahoo Entertainment's Chief Editor, Gast. The red carpet runway was filled with fresh flowers, surrounded by countless cheering crowds, and the high stage was packed with invited celebrities from all walks of life.
Even Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang was beaming with a smile on the podium, chatting intimately with his classmate Smith Chow.
Both of them are Chinese, with the same skin color giving them a good impression of each other. They also shared similar difficulties in starting their own businesses, so they quickly hit it off and started chatting.
"Mr. Gast, the entertainment editor of The Sun, 198 reporters are all present, we're going to start streaking!" Tompson, the chief editor of The Sun, couldn't help but smile.
Of course, the only one who can laugh at The Sun is him, because Thompson publicized this matter and it actually increased the newspaper's sales by several percentage points. The big boss was very satisfied with this and praised him a few times.
Many beautiful female journalists frowned at the smiling Tomson, some were very annoyed and scolding, while others around them whistled loudly, holding cameras and dancing with joy, their eyes almost bulging out of their heads, making the female journalists feel very uncomfortable.
"Everybody listen up! Ready, strip!" Thompson bellowed loudly, then quickly stripped off his own clothes.
Of course, the stout figure is not described in detail. Zhou Shaoming and Little Robert stared at a curvaceous female reporter together, watching her take off her clothes with an extremely sexy expression, taking off her lace underwear and bra, gasping for air, two lustful ghosts almost drooling on the ground.
The beautiful female journalist also turned her head, hugging her chest and clamping her legs together, with a faint light in her eyes that collided with Zhou Shaoming's.
In an instant, lightning flashed and thunder boomed, as if a storm had suddenly erupted.
"What is she thinking? Won't she think of killing me?" Zhou Shaoming smiled at the beauty in a friendly manner, but didn't know how lewd his smile was.
The beauty withdrew her gaze and calmly faced everything around her, with a mysterious luster in her bright eyes.
The camera's flash is dazzling people's eyes!
"Wow! Cool!"
"Look at that! Look at that! Her breasts are so big!"
"Look over there, that girl's legs are so white! So long!"
Everyone burst out laughing, and this scene was simply unforgettable for those present.
It was already nearing the end of November, and the weather here was still quite cold. As a result, the Sun reporters who had stripped down were blown by a gust of cold wind, causing them to break out in goosebumps all over their bodies. Without waiting for Thomson's command, they covered their faces, chests, and other exposed areas, and wildly sprinted towards the finish line 100 meters away.
In an instant, white, black, yellow, and all sorts of skin tones shone together, flying thighs, unable to cover the spring light, all entered my eyes.
There are nearly a hundred cameras on the scene, and thousands of cameras will capture this moment, waiting to be broadcast on tonight's TV news and tomorrow's newspapers, meeting all American audiences.
The Chicago Sun-Times, because of this matter, played the role of "Zhou Hei" vanguard, and "two fans" became popular in the Sun-Times.
All of Zhou Shaoming's movies are bad movies, they are all absurd and out of tune.
All of Zhou Shaoming's movies, no matter who wants to bet with the Sun Newspaper, even if it's just a dollar, the reporters of the Sun Newspaper will resolutely and firmly refuse to participate.