Chapter 1: Beast Crossing
Ten thousand miles of clear sky, warm and gentle sunshine illuminates the earth, mountains and rivers flow, gurgling streams nourish all things.
The seemingly calm sky was suddenly torn apart by a black shadow that pierced the heavens, and as it rapidly descended, several alert birds and beasts flapped their wings and fled in all directions.
Hiding from disasters and avoiding calamities is an animal's instinct.
Bang! The black shadow fell on the soft mud, startling up dust like smoke, and several wronged insects became earthworms.
"Damn it, I just stepped on the gray chicken with my front foot, and a big airflow appeared with my back foot. The pitiful thing is still falling, damn it, I'm going to retreat, I have to compensate for the loss of the centipede, the medical expenses, the silver expenses, the kidney damage expenses, the living expenses..."
A small, fluffy creature that was almost crushed emerged with difficulty from the dark shadow's embrace. It shook off the dust and dirt from its fur, and then turned to face the scolding dark shadow, wagging its round waist back and forth. Its snow-white fur was fluffy and adorable, and its pointed ears swayed left and right.
Zi Ling lay on the ground and lifted a dusty face, and at a glance, she saw a small beast with epilepsy twisting its fat belly towards her.
"What the heck is this thing?" The hand lifted up the little beast's tail, which was curled up like a pig's, and with a "whoosh" sound, threw it forward.
When Ziling withdrew her hand, she was stunned for half a day and didn't react. Who would tell her why this pair of adult hands had turned into a child's hands?
The potato was thrown far away, it rolled on the ground for a few laps, and finally stopped rolling. It flipped over and stood up, trotting towards the woman who had thrown it out so far. Oh! Now she has become a little girl, still with a tooth missing, speaking unclearly, and compared to the stunningly beautiful Ziling beauty of before, there's just no comparison.
But potatoes won't abandon their master!
The little girl lying on the ground was about six years old, with a messy bird's nest of hair, a dirty face, and a vaguely visible small facial outline that was still quite good, with delicate features. However, in that small mouth that spoke, two tiny front teeth were missing, causing her to speak with a lisp.
After being stunned for a while, he looked up at the azure sky above his head and muttered: "Damn it! I actually traveled through time?"
Little Mong beast panted and ran to Ziling's face, continuing to shake its round body, swinging its short tail like a small pig's tail, grinning with its teeth, and giving a flattering smile to the little girl.
A small slap landed on Xiao Meng Beast's head, followed by the sweet and tender voice of a little girl: "Damn it, even a small bird dare to bare its teeth and scare me?"
A certain little monster gnashed its teeth and swallowed a mouthful of dust, then hastily spat it out along with its saliva: Ptooey, disgusting potato.
As the little beast was about to lift its head and gaze up at its master, ready to show off its cuteness, its master's slender figure had already walked away.
Little Meng Beast was shocked, is the master going to abandon it? Wuuu... Master, wait! Tuber is Tuber, the Snow Wolf Beast you raised! Have you forgotten how many wronged big heads Tuber helped you bite to death? How much money did you make from that? How can you leave alone? How can you abandon Silver House?
The little girl walking in front didn't even turn her head to take a glance at the poor little beast, she was immersed in her own world.
"What the heck, picking up trash is just picking up trash, what can I do if I become a milk bottle? Can I still copy my uncle's homework? In this inexplicable era, being a top agent? Not reliable, too unreliable, at this age stage, it's just a stage to ruin me."
It wasn't until she heard herself speaking with a lisp that the little girl sucked in some of the saliva flowing from her gap-toothed mouth, and only then did her speech improve slightly...
"What's going to happen? What about my future life? Who will provide for me to eat, drink, and live? Who will change my diapers?"
"Where the hell did that beast Tudou go? At least with it around, I wouldn't have to worry about three meals a day. It could at least go out and bite a wild chicken to fill my belly. Now it's gone too, and even Tudou has abandoned me. Dammit, am I going to be the first modern person to starve to death on this transmigration route?"
A little girl walked along, complaining and occasionally sucking the saliva flowing out of her leaky teeth. She completely ignored a certain "coquettish" small animal on the ground, she was too busy to care about the little beast that suddenly appeared from who-knows-where.
"Wooo... wooo... wooo-woo! Master, master, I am a potato."
Zi Ling heard a certain little beast's "wow" cry, stopped her feet, picked up the small bird beast's pigtail with her hand, and didn't care whether that little bird beast was dizzy or not, saying to herself: "Your cry sounds like my family's potato!"
A certain little beast nodded vigorously, almost to the point of tears streaming down its face. The Silver House is your home, Potato! Master, please put me down quickly, my head hurts from hanging upside down...
"Ah! Potato, are you steamed? Potato? Are you steamed and steamed again? Potato? Are you steamed and steamed and steamed again?" A little girl was so happy that she was out of breath. The most eye-catching thing on her dusty face was the gap between her teeth, with sparkling saliva that seemed to be flowing out.
A certain small beast is grinning from ear to ear, vigorously nodding its head, and really, really, really is... my master. Can you wipe your mouth?
This pair of little rascals and little beasts hugged each other, tears streaming down their faces, expressing the excitement they couldn't contain at seeing each other.
After a good fart, the little girl touched her empty tummy and swallowed hard to keep from drooling. She said to Little Meng Beast: "Potato, I'm hungry, go bite a wild chicken pot for me, let me fill my belly."
A small animal fell into a little girl's arms, it was about the size of a sauce dish, could it bite and bring back a wild chicken? It could barely bite and bring back a small bird.
"What's wrong with you? Go quickly." A little girl saw it wasn't moving, so she turned her face and from her arms threw it to the ground, almost kicking it out.
Just now she was hugging it and crying, it was a bit touching, but in an instant, the female devil's nature recovered, a certain little beast looked at the little girl with grievance, and stepped on its small paws to catch wild chickens.
Zi Ling picked up some branches, squatted on the spot and used the most ancient method to drill wood for fire. Her small hands rubbed against the branches, rotating dry leaves, and soon, sparks emerged.
As a gold medal agent, she has very rich wilderness survival skills. After burning the branches, she sat aside and waited for a small beast to bring back wild chicken.
After waiting for about an hour, a small animal came back, with the one that was bitten to death in its mouth, which seemed not to be a wild chicken but a small sparrow.
Zi Ling kicked a small beast to death with one foot, and this little sparrow was still not enough for her to fill the gap between her teeth.
When the belly is hungry, even a sparrow can be food. Ziling took the sparrow from its mouth and said to a small beast: "Solve your own food, don't snatch sparrows with me."
Plop! A certain small beast fainted on the spot. Is there anyone more cruel than its owner in this world? That sparrow seemed to be bitten back by it...
Two or three sparrows were processed and their spleens were taken out. The small sparrows were then skewered on a branch and roasted.
Zi Ling turned the branch in her hand while thinking about how to deal with her future life, hoping that the small potato, which was smaller than a cat, could support her. Now it seems unrealistic, and in the long run, she still needs to find someone who can provide for her normal life.
The little sparrow was roasted quickly, and she stuffed it into her mouth even faster. Before the tip of her tongue could savor the flavor, the sparrow had been eaten clean to the bone, and its skeleton was almost crushed by her chewing.
A small beast was tearing at the little quail that had just been bitten back onto the ground, eating with a slow and elegant demeanor, of course, assuming you could ignore the fact that it was currently devouring bloody food.
Zi Ling glanced at the potato that was eating happily, leaned against the tree trunk with a lack of energy, and beckoned to a small beast.
The dog, upon hearing its master's summons, swallowed the blood on its mouth and ran to Ziling's side with a wagging tail, leaning against her leg obediently and gazing up at its master adoringly, listening quietly to what she had to say next.
Zi Ling patted its head as usual, momentarily forgetting that it was no longer the same potato from before today. The force of her palm was also a bit stronger, which made Tuber Little Beast pitiful.
It's one mouthful of mud, another mouthful of mud on the ground, spitting out saliva but still can't keep up with eating mud.
"Potatoes! We don't even know what era we've crossed into, at my age I'm only suitable for kindergarten in any era, and I certainly can't take care of myself, let alone you. Of course, with your attitude, you probably can't take care of me either. I think it's best if we find someone to adopt us." The little girl said one sentence, clapped once, and after she finished speaking, she opened her small hand, revealing a small black creature in front of her eyes.
A wicked girl kicked a potato into the air: "Damn it, you've got a lot of nerve? How dare you turn black and try to scare me?"
A certain little beast is following its no-good master, especially when she's having a bad day, the miserable things just keep happening to it one after another.
However, the little beast also has happy times, that is when its owner's life is prosperous. She will take it to the highest-end massage parlor, call two masseuses, one for her and one for it, enjoying top-notch relaxation services.
Every time the potato is bullied by Ziling, it thinks about the various good things its master has done for it to cover up the various bad things its master has done.
From being kicked out far away, it ran back to its master's side without hesitation. It thought that this life, it might have been accustomed to being abused, and without a master, it would not be able to survive. So, even if it was beaten to death, it would absolutely not leave its master's side. Of course, the master also had no intention of kicking it away from his side.
Back by her master's side, she saw that she was holding a charred tree branch in her small hand and writing on a white cloth: Seeking adoption, seeking foster care.
It remembered that this white cloth seemed to be the owner's intimate innerwear...
Zi Ling finished writing and patted her small hand contentedly, saying to a certain little beast: "Potato, let's go find a sucker to support us now."
The potato nodded vigorously, fully supporting and approving of its master's words.
But why did the master have it washed spotlessly clean, while he himself was covered in dust and dirt, plus a big ugly bruise?
A small animal's whole body twitched, with a kind of illusion that it was about to be sold by its master. It looked at its ugly master with tears in its eyes and cried out in grievance: Master, you won't sell Tuber away for food money, will you?
Zi Ling patted the face of a certain small beast, laughing and saying: "Potato, for our high-quality life in the future, sacrificing your appearance is no big deal. You're a beast, and you're male, nobody will be interested in your butt, don't worry, it's okay!"
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