Chapter 8 Don't treat your thighs as drumsticks

  The slightly chubby little boy on the right glanced at the potato and said with no interest: "It's like a kitten, not majestic at all."

  Boys and girls have different hobbies, Lan Yunfei usually likes to dance with swords like his brother, aspiring to become a powerful general when he grows up. He naturally looks down on potatoes, but didn't expect that his casual remark would provoke a displeased glance from Princess Qingshuang.

  "Qingxue, I didn't mean that. What I meant was that the kitten is also very cute." Lanyunfei usually doesn't fear heaven or earth in the Duke's mansion, but once he enters the palace, he becomes submissive to Princess Qingxue, obeying her every command. If Princess Qingxue farts, he would say it smells good. Now, seeing Princess Qingxue approaching with an unhappy gaze, isn't he afraid of death? Even his speech is becoming somewhat incoherent.

  Zi Ling strolled along, pretending not to have heard their conversation and also pretending not to see the intense interest in her potatoes sparkling in the eyes of the little girl called Qing Xue.

  Zi Ling turned around, avoiding eye contact with Princess Qingshu and the potato in her arms. "Uncle Cuttlefish! How many springs, summers, autumns, and winters have you stored up in your bladder? You're going to pee for that long?"

  Just as Zǐ Líng was complaining about the sinister and ruthless "Squid" uncle in her heart, Qíng Xuě walked over with a proud and arrogant attitude, her height similar to Zǐ Líng's. With her slightly raised chin and condescending tone, she gave off an impression that she was quite haughty.

  "The little pet in your arms, I, the princess, like it, will you give it to me or not?"

  What nonsense is this, do you still need to ask if she will give it or not? This is simply daylight robbery!

  "Here! The potato is for you." Ziling smiled sweetly and handed the small beast in her arms to Wei Chi Qing Xue.

  Wei Chi Qing Xue was taken aback for a moment, thinking that the little girl in front of her would be unwilling, but she didn't expect her to hand over the small pet so readily.

  Seeing the small, round ball of white fur in front of her, Wei Chi Qing Xue fell in love with this little pet called Tuber from the bottom of her heart. She stretched out her small hand towards Tuber, her gentle movements as if she were about to hug a newborn baby, so careful and cautious...

  A certain potato, pretending to sleep, was handed over by its owner and felt wronged in its heart. It thought of various ways to cry, but when it saw a strange little girl about to hug it, it suddenly turned its grievances into anger, bristled all over, bared its teeth at the slow-moving snow, and brandished its claws menacingly. Its eyes stared at the small hand that was about to reach out to it, and its teeth chattered loudly. If its owner hadn't grasped its tail, it would have bitten the bad little girl who dared to snatch the potato from its owner's hands.

  At this time, the potato doesn't have a bit of cute beast's appearance? Fierce like a little evil beast……

  Wei Chi Qing Xue was so frightened that she withdrew her small hand, this little beast looked so fierce, those sharp teeth were terrifying, would it bite people?

  "Isn't the princess supposed to get potatoes? Take them away!" Zi Ling's smile didn't diminish, her soft voice sounded pleasant to listen to, but this habit of speaking with a lisp... really led people astray...

  "How dare you! You actually scolded me, the princess, as a male pig?" Yu Chi Qing Xue's small face was filled with rage, her face flushing red.

  Zi Ling pointed at the two missing front teeth in his mouth and said, "Please don't mind, Lord Pig. My teeth are loose, so I'll speak clearly: 'pig'."

  Wei Chi Qing Xue saw the little girl in front of her, although her appearance was delicate and lovely, but those two buck teeth looked quite comical, and with saliva flowing on top, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

  "The princess has forgiven you."

  "Thank you, Princess." A little girl smiled innocently and thought to herself, "Although this little princess is arrogant and overbearing, she's still just a child, and can be made angry or happy with just one sentence."

  "Prince, hug the potato!" As soon as Ziling's voice fell, a certain little beast felt a chill all over its body, and its small paws tightly protected its buttocks. Master, don't treat poor little Chui Chui like this!

  Wei Chi Qing Xue was a little afraid of being bitten, but seeing the cute and lovely appearance of Tudou, she couldn't resist her fondness for it. She hesitantly stretched out her index finger, pointing at Tudou and asked: "Does this little beast... bite people?"

  Xī liū, zǐ líng jiāng kǒu shuǐ yàn xià dù zi, ńg, zhè jù huà wèn de hǎo, qiě tīng tā màn màn dào lái...

  English Translation:

  Gulp, Ziling swallowed the saliva in her mouth, and nodded, this question is good, let's hear her say it slowly...

  "Don't be afraid, boar, the potato is not only cute in appearance but also has a lovely temperament, likes to bite people's flesh and grind teeth... The boar may be scared for the first time being bitten, but don't worry, after a long time, after being bitten many times, it will get used to it..." Ziling's eyes sparkled like a small deer, swallowing saliva from her leaky teeth, except for the two words "boar" which were still unclear, the rest of the words were relatively clear.

  Is this supposed to reassure her? Can she get used to this? Wei Chi Qing Xue broke out in a cold sweat...

  Zi Ling swallowed hard, trying to keep her voice clear, and continued: "Raising a cute little pet, paying some price is normal, willing to give up, willing to give up, can give up flesh, can get small Meng beast, princess has to give up to get."

  A certain little beast suddenly lifted its buried face in the owner's palm, shining brightly as it gazed at the owner's adorable appearance. The owner, Tudou just realized that "being willing to give up" can also be interpreted as "willing to give up one's own flesh for the little beast". The owner is so talented! Tudou really admires you!

  Looking at the gradually pale face of Qingshuo Xiao Gongzhu, Ziling said to the small beast in her palm: "Tudou! After following the boar, it's okay if you bite him during the day, but don't gnaw on his leg like a chicken drumstick at night! Boar Jinzhuyuye, how ugly would it be if you left some concave and convex scars on her leg!"

  A little cute beast nodded like pounding garlic, its small tail wagging happily.

  Digression

  Yu Ge has something to say: Yesterday's article had an ending modification... Everyone can take another look.