Dealing with a lot of irl stuff right now, i'm fine but don't have time to update. The next chapter probably won't be for 2-4 weeks depending on how quickly things clear up. I'll delete this 'chapter' whenever I'm back. I was intending to include this as a post-chapter note but I haven't had time to finish the next chapter and I didn't want to just say nothing until it was done with.

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  CHAPTER MUST BE 500 CHARACTERS LONG

  500 CHARACTERS, SO IMPRESSIVE

  WOW

  are we at 500 yet