Chapter 29: Pretentious Idiot VS Natural Airhead

  "Miss, hello, this is the coffee you ordered, please enjoy!" Not long after we sat down, a pretty waitress politely placed six cups of coffee on the table.

  "What's with this tiny coffee cup?" Wang MuMu would definitely suffocate if she didn't speak for five minutes, so she started picking on things when she had nothing better to do.

  "Sir, we only have hot coffee and iced coffee here, and all the cups are this size!" The waiter was very professional, not a hint of panic, maintaining his smile as he continued to speak.

  "Wooden wooden, don't talk anymore, okay?" I whispered under the stool, kicking him with my foot. But who knew that Wang Wooden looked at me and said in a loud voice: "I'm so thirsty, this small cup is not enough for me to drink, do you have a bowl?"

  Splash!

  Everyone's attention began to focus on our table, I was speechless and didn't react much, after all, I had already gotten used to it. Keke's eyes turned red again, the three beauties' eyes widened in shock, clearly they had never seen anyone drink coffee from a bowl before.

  "Sir...no...yes" The beautiful waitress was a bit dazed, her smile somewhat stiff.

  "Is there a small basin? If not, a plate will do. Just need to hold more water, I'm thirsty!!" Wang Mumu's face was calm and collected, speaking slowly and steadily, without any urgency or haste.

  "We've never sold it at this price before!"

  "From now on, we can sell it like this. Bring me three cups of coffee, pour them into a plate, hurry up, my throat is about to smoke! As for the price, you can just make it up!!" Wang MuMu looked particularly stylish and rich, ready to drink from the plate.

  "Is this a new way of drinking?" Jomimi asked in confusion, very innocently.

  "Cough, cough... They're imperial descendants, they have some special habits, just slowly get used to it!" I awkwardly interjected.

  "Okay......" I have to say that this waiter's quality is absolutely top-notch, very professional, and he smiled and left after finishing speaking.

  Wang Muming smiled complacently, while Keke's face turned bright red with suppressed anger, his eyes slanted as he glared at Wang Muming, already on the verge of furious rage. Wang Yuyao had pinched me so many times I'd lost count, anyway my waist was definitely going to be bruised.

  After about five minutes, the waiter brought a plate of pork chop rice, taking small steps because if he wasn't careful, it would spill easily. As he put the coffee on the table, fine beads of sweat appeared on his snowy white forehead.

  "Sir... this plate can only hold two and a half cups of coffee, sorry!!" The waiter explained with a forced smile.

  "It's nothing, I'll just pay for three cups and we'll call it a day. Sorry to trouble you, thanks!" Wang MuMu was not an ordinary elegant man.

  "It's nothing, take your time with our dishes!" The waiter minced steps quickly to the counter, chattering with a group of waiters, pointing and gesturing at us, saying something that was definitely not good.

  Wang Mu quickly picked up the cup, afraid of spilling coffee, and then leaned on the table, taking a big sip with force. After that, his facial expression changed unpredictably, like a magnificent silent movie, and then he swallowed the coffee with difficulty.

  "What the heck is this taste, it's really hard to drink, I need to add some stuff!" Wang Mumu pulled out from his suit pocket something that I still can't forget to this day, and it was actually two pieces of White Rabbit creamy candy!!! Is this for real????

  "Mengmeng, let's go to that table over there, I want to have a private conversation with you!" Kai Kai said, having reached his limit, pleadingly to Zhang Meng.

  "Alright!!" Zhang Meng's eyes suddenly lit up, her head nodding like a machine, at least ten times, and then she pulled Weiwei to run to the table next to us.

  Wang Mumu took out two big White Rabbit candies and threw them into the plate, starting to stir with a spoon. I felt nauseous just watching, the whole coffee shop fell silent, the white-collar workers stopped tapping on their computers, the waiters stopped serving, everyone stared at Wang Mumu with wide eyes.

  Wang Mumu looked at the stirred coffee, picked up the cup and started drinking, in less than three seconds, a cup of coffee was gone. Wang Mumu elegantly wiped his mouth and said calmly: "Damn it's sweet!"

  "Uh...... Mu Mu, since the Qing dynasty no longer exists, you should adapt to Han people's lives. Coffee isn't drunk like that!" I continued to mediate the awkward atmosphere, painstakingly making excuses for Wang Mu Mu.

  "Is it good to drink like this?" Qiao Mimi was obviously a bit naive, as pure as a blank sheet of paper, full of concern for curious things, especially the even more peculiar Wang Mumu, who attracted her attention.

  "It's delicious! Do you want some?"

  "Alright, me too!"

  Wang Muming pulled out two pieces of milk candy from his pocket and threw them into Qiao Mimi's coffee cup. Qiao Mimi picked up the coffee cup, blushed and took a sip, and suddenly two small dimples appeared on her face as she said happily: "It's really sweet!"

  "That's for sure, it's so bitter and hard to swallow!"

  "Are you a descendant of royalty?" Jomimi asked curiously.

  "Well, by generation, Puyi is my elder brother..." Wang Muming's voice was full of restraint, without a hint of arrogance.

  "How old are you?" Joemimi asked with wide eyes.

  "Well, it's written in the genealogy like that, all in the past, no need to mention!" Wang Mumu continued to talk nonsense.

  "Then you must be a prince too?" Jomimi asked shamelessly.

  "Ah, back in the Qing dynasty I could have been a prince, but I'm naturally unrestrained, the deep and secluded life of the palace is not suitable for me!!" Wang Muming tossed his hair and said with a flourish.

  Qiao MiMi gazed at Wang MuMu with a somewhat dazed expression, the man in front of her who looked a bit like Xu ZhiAn, his temperament was so melancholic, so enchanting.

  I and Wang Yunyao, couldn't get a word in edgewise, completely speechless. It's really like fish finding fish, shrimp finding shrimp, these two are absolutely made for each other. I'm the first one to see someone who can listen to Wang Mumu's family history from start to finish.

  Coffee was drunk in the afternoon, two pairs of blind date objects, all chatted very well, Wang Yunyao played with her mobile phone, not a word to me, I also had my own plan in mind, temporarily did not want to show too much enthusiasm, so we were always cold-warring.

  "Xiao Fei, where are you going?" Weiwei turned his head and asked me.

  "I don't know, let's ask the beautiful ladies?" I respect women's opinions more.

  "Watching movies, strolling around"

  "Play video games, or go ice-skating?"

  "We're definitely not going shopping!" we three guys said in unison.

  "Let's go watch a movie then, it's too cold for ice skating!" Wang Yunyao decided with a clap of her hands.

  "Okay, let's go!" Qiao Mimi raised her little butt and said with a thumbs up.

  Before we go, I still have something to take care of. Mu Mu, let's go to the bathroom and I'll tell you something!

  "I'm not going, I don't have to pee!" Wang Muming said calmly.

  "Come on! Just for a moment!" I and Weiwei forcibly supported Wang Muming, and rushed into the men's restroom.