Chapter 27: Wang Yunyao's Invitation

  The days spent in school always pass quickly, and before I knew it, half a month had passed since the fight with Hu Ziwen. During this time, I was extremely exhausted, getting up every day before dawn to buy breakfast at the early market, then spending money to hire someone to deliver it to Wang Yunyao's house. Moreover, every evening before school let out, there would be someone standing at the gate giving Wang Yunyao flowers. As Wang Muming said, I was serving her like a loyal servant, not to mention how filial I was being. As for his words, I always pretended not to hear them, because if you try to argue with him, you'll end up losing miserably.

  Wang Yunyao was very confused at first, and she had called me more than once to ask if the breakfast and flowers were sent by me. Each time I told her in a very blunt way: "Do you think you're a fairy or something? Don't think the earth revolves around you, you're the sun! Let me tell you, girls like you are never in short supply, don't be so self-important!!"

  Of course, after saying this sentence, I will definitely be scolded. Later, Wang Yunyao didn't ask why, and seeing that every boy in school was like sending flowers to her, I suspected that if I sent them for a period of time, she would get mental illness.

  Speaking of which, I also want to mention Hu Ziwen and Huang Mao's gang. Hu Ziwen hasn't come to school for many days now, maybe he's been hospitalized all along, or maybe we scared him off. Anyway, he definitely didn't report us to the police, because no one has looked for us, it's as if nothing happened.

  Huang Mao, on the other hand, has been lying low, because since the last battle, Ke Ke has been carrying a military dagger with him every day and spreading the word that if he sees Huang Mao, he will definitely kill him. Maybe Huang Mao is afraid of Ke Ke, or maybe he's brewing some sinister plot, after all, he's quite treacherous.

  Everyone's life has been relatively calm, and they have returned to their normal lives. However, my eyelids have been twitching a lot lately, and I always feel like something is going to happen. My mind feels strange, but I can't quite put it into words.

  That day, I was lying on my desk, dreaming of rolling around in bed with Wang Yunyao. The legendary spring dream, this thing is absolutely elusive, thank the various gods and Buddhas for their favor, I am grateful...

  "Hey, cheap person, wake up!" I was sleeping, and the crisp calls kept coming from my ear, I opened my eyes dazedly, looking at Wang Yunyao staring straight ahead, calling me non-stop without any expression.

  "I'm telling you, are you sick or something?! I've already said it wasn't me who sent it, what's with the attitude?!" Recently, my brother has been incredibly arrogant and speaks very rudely.

  "Don't sleep, I want to ask you out, are you going or not?" Wang Yunyao looked serious, but started chatting with me casually.

  "What's up? Want to open a room? I'm not doing well lately, I don't have money, if you treat me, I'll go!!" I started teasing her.

  "Are you kidding me? You'd better behave and show some respect, got it?" Wang Yunyao said, stretching out two slender fingers to pinch my waist hard, which made me feel a sudden surge of energy and stop being insolent. I smiled all over my face and said: "Sister, I really don't have any money, besides, where are we going? It's freezing outside!"

  "I have two sisters, they came over to see me these days, let me introduce two handsome guys to them, you bring your friends and we go out to have some fun!" Wang Yunyao said softly after glancing at me.

  As soon as I heard this, my eyes lit up and I blurted out: "What leg type, what cup size, whether the butt is perky or not, you know I like sexy ones!!"

  "Huh, aren't you chasing me?" Wang Yunyao asked with a puzzled tone. I glanced at her disdainfully and said calmly: "I changed my mind, I'm not interested in you anymore. Introduce your friend to me, let's see if we can spark something!!"

  "Get out of here, you scoundrel! You men are all the same. Scram!" Wang Yunyao secretly kicked me and said viciously.

  "Alright, alright, stop messing around, big baby. What does your friend look like? I want to take a look and see who to bring along!" I saw that she seemed really angry, so I quickly put on a smiling face and said.

  "Get out, who's your babe? I think your friend is quite handsome, take him away. Leave one for yourself to choose, but whatever you do, don't bring Wang Muming, his name sounds vaguely familiar!!"

  "Wang Muming is still very excellent, his family was once a descendant of the Manchu royal family, and in the past, he was absolutely a relative of the imperial family, not an ordinary cow B." I strongly promoted Wang Muming because he had promised me that if I introduced him to a girl, he would wash my underwear for a month.

  "Is it that fierce?" Wang Yunyao has already been fooled by me.

  "Do you know what he's called in the family tree?"

  "I don't know! What's it called?"

  "Aixinjueluo, Wangcai!!"

  Translation: "Aisin Gioro, long live prosperity!!"

  "This name sounds so familiar!"

  "Never mind, just say if it's cool or not!"

  "Cow... but it's a bit strange!"

  "I'll take him with me on the road, after all, he's a noble, who knows, maybe your friends can even get mixed up in being a concubine or something!"

  "Alright....!"

  "Awesome!"

  After class, I took Chenchen and rushed to Wangmumu's classroom in a hurry. I made a slight gesture, and Wangmumu, Zhang Wei, and Kuai Kuai came out with cigarettes.

  "Come on, go to the bathroom, I have something to tell you!" I dragged a few people to the bathroom, lit a cigarette, took a hard drag, and then hugged Wang Muming and Lai Lai's necks and said: "I'll introduce you two to a girl, how about that? Is it good enough?"

  "Really?" Wang Mu's ignorant eyes suddenly flashed with a wolf-like gaze.

  "My god, go with Wang Mummy? No way, even if it's a good thing, it'll still be ruined by him, and I might even lose money! I'm not going!" Bang Bang didn't even ask who else was going, as long as Wang Mummy was there, he wasn't going.

  "Xiao Fei, you're really annoying! Why didn't you bring us along?" Chenchen said discontentedly, speaking out everyone's mind.

  "It's like this, they specifically said to let Weiwei go, as for Wang Mumo, you guys see how pitiful he is, so don't fight over it, or else you can give him the opportunity and he'll wash your underwear for a week, okay?" I pleaded on behalf of Wang Mumo.

  "I wiped it, why did Kai Kai go and didn't need to wash his underwear?" Wang Mu Mu was stupid, but he also saw that something wasn't quite right.

  "Because your damn hairstyle is too goddamn outrageous!" we cursed in unison.

  "Okay, I'll wash a week's worth of underwear, but can't we use a washing machine?" Wang Mumei began to negotiate.

  "No way, the washing machine has ruined all my underwear! I have to wash them by hand!!" Chenchen didn't give in at all.

  "That's right, must wash hands!" Zhang Wei echoed.

  "Damn it, you guys! Believe it or not, I've washed them and put some mustard oil on your pants!!" Wang Mumu is furious.

  "Alright, we give up, let's use the washing machine!" We're really afraid of provoking Lao Er, because this stupid B is capable of doing such a thing. When interacting with him, you must be prepared to advance and retreat, or else he'll suddenly react one day and bite you in the back.