Chapter 25 I want an apple flavor...

  We stumbled and staggered, supporting each other, like five rag-and-bone men, covered in blood and mud, attracting the attention of many onlookers around the school.

  "Mu Mu, is anything wrong?" I asked anxiously with my back to him.

  "It's not a big deal, I won't die. I just moved slightly and my whole body can move, so it shouldn't be a fracture, at most it's just a soft tissue injury!!" Wang Muming said with some difficulty while leaning on my shoulder.

  "Stop messing around, go to the hospital!" Kuai said anxiously, supporting Wang Mumu's large buttocks, as I was also somewhat exhausted and couldn't hold him up myself, so I could only let Kuai support him from behind.

  "Stop wasting money, I know my own injury, it's nothing serious, now I just want to lie down for a while!!" Wang Mumu has always been quite stingy, belonging to the kind of person who would rather die than spend money, so he doesn't even want to spend an extra cent.

  "It's really no big deal, if there's not enough money, at worst I'll get scolded, I'll just ask my dad for some!!" Chenchen had a look of desperation on his face. His family was wealthy, but he never got along with his dad. Asking for money wasn't a problem, but getting scolded was his dad's style. His dad said he was rebellious and still in his youth, so he needed to be disciplined. I've never seen anything like it, 20 years old and still rebellious? I'm speechless."

  "Are you all stupid? I've told you not to, just buy some disinfectant and gauze, don't make me say it for the third time, OK?" Wang MuMu was getting angry again.

  "I've had enough of you, you're just a despicable person! We're not afraid that you'll die or anything! You can't even take a joke, what a damn loser!" Zhang Wei cursed at Wang Mu Mu while covering his chin.

  "Stop messing around, hurry up to the pharmacy. Later we'll run into Cao De Shuang again and have to play soccer. Let's go quickly!" I'm really getting a bit scared, our appearance is too eye-catching, just like five African refugees, it's impossible not to draw attention. If we run into school teachers, it's going to be trouble.

  We rushed to a pharmacy, and I put Wang Mumu on the stool at the door, handed the money to Lei Lei, and asked him to buy disinfectants. After all, he was more professional, due to his crazy personality, he often got injured, so he knew what to buy.

  Wang Muming is a restless person, no matter how heavy the injury, he can't change his cheap mouth and deep-seated pretentious temperament. So when he saw the health product counter, with beautiful girls wearing nurse uniforms, he immediately shook his hair full of dirt.

  "Help me up!" Wang Mu said politely to me.

  I don't know what he wants to do, because I've been with her for so many years and have never figured out his personality. You never know what he'll do next second, how outrageous things he'll do. After all, because of me, he's heavily injured, and I can only satisfy his wishes and help him up again.

  "Go to the health products counter!" Wang Muming's voice was still calm, I followed suit and gently supported him as he slowly walked to the health products counter.

  "Hello sir, is there anything I can help you with?" The nurse was pretty and had a sweet appearance, but she seemed to be intimidated by Wang MuMu's and my getup, and spoke somewhat stutteringly.

  "Hello, do you have Durex?" Wang Muming said with a noble demeanor and a slightly hoarse voice.

  "Uh...yes!" The young nurse, who was about our age, blushed and replied shyly.

  "Get me a box of apple flavor!" Wang Muming had a serious face, his voice was calm and collected, I had a black line on my head, my face was burning.

  "Good...". The little nurse's face turned red as if she could bleed, people usually buy this kind of thing by pointing at the box on the counter with their finger, who talks so directly like that.

  Wang Mu Mu took the condom, elegantly opened the box, calmly wiped off the dirt and blood on his hands, lightly tore open a package, and directly pulled out the condom.

  I'm so fed up, this idiot is such an embarrassment. The nurse's face has already turned pale, as she looks at us with a mixture of sympathy and pity, just like looking at mental patients. As a white-robed angel, why would she bother to argue with two mentally ill people? I looked into her eyes, and that old heart broke again and again.

  "Damn it, can't you be normal for once?" I whispered in Wang Mu's ear and tugged on his arm.

  "Let me check the quality!" Wang Muming replied with a sentence, still acting as usual. The most shocking scene of this century appeared, Wang Muming shamelessly spat out a mouthful of saliva, opened the condom and started blowing it up, looking very serious.

  "Hoo-hoo!"

  The condom got bigger and bigger as it was blown up, completely covering Wang Mu's old face. I watched from behind, my jaw about to drop off in shock - this idiot had such powerful lungs! With one breath, he blew the condom up to the size of a human head. I sneaked a glance at the nurse, who looked disheveled, her bright eyes filled with confusion.

  "Ah, I'm going to blow you up!" Wang Mumu pinched the entrance of the balloon, took a deep breath, and said viciously before continuing to blow.

  The condom broke, this might be the first condom to break in this century. Wang Mu Mu looked at the nurse with a worried expression and calmly said: "This one doesn't seem quite right for me, it's not very durable!"

  The nurse remained silent, didn't say a word, just looked at him sympathetically. I ignored him and sat on the stool pretending not to know him.

  This scene later spread widely in our city, and for a time, Wang Muming was almost carved into a god-like figure, with a totemic worship.

  We walked out of the pharmacy, speechless for a long time, and after holding it in for half a day, we burst into loud laughter. Qiang was even more exaggerated, covering his stomach, leaning on Chen's back, and laughing so hard he was shaking all over, with tears streaming down his face.

  "Haha... Wang Mummy... your son is a liar, when you were born there must have been some extraordinary phenomenon in the sky, you are a fool who won't appear even once in 500 years. I used to think that Xiaofei's face was already very thick-skinned, but yours is like an aircraft carrier's steel plate!" Lui Lui said intermittently.

  "Wang Muming, I'm asking you a question, did your mom carry you for three years before giving birth to you? You're just like the modern version of Nezha! Too damn cool!!" Zhang Weisun teased Wang Muming.

  "You guys get it, I'm just bored out of my mind, teasing the little nurse a bit. Who knows if we'll ever meet again in this lifetime? What's there to lose face over?" Wang Mumu said with a nonchalant expression.

  We several laughed at Wang Mu Mu, saying and laughing like going to the dormitory, passing by the supermarket, bought a lot of beer drinks again, ready to drink painfully.