Chapter 32: You don't look for trouble, trouble looks for you!

  We were having a great time, and the beer had been flowing for who knows how long. The table was covered in empty bottles when Xiao Ge asked the manager to bring over another case, and he even joined us for a drink. Laughing, he said: "Today is a wild day, if you need anything just go grab it from the storage room, don't be polite, treat this place like your own home!"

  Xiao Ge finished speaking and left, continuing to greet friends. I lay on Wang Yunyao's thigh, my head dizzy, smiling and saying: "Your thighs are so soft and white, let me touch them?"

  "Hehe, you touch, you try, I also quite want to let you touch?" Wang Yunyao had a bit too much to drink, but she was absolutely not dizzy, smiling at me with a face full of smile, and even stretched out her thigh in front of me.

  I don't know why, but I just didn't dare touch her. When she smiled at me, I trembled with fear. I gave her an awkward glance and lay down on her lap, pretending to be dead.

  "It's too boring, let's go dance, are you going or not?" Li Ying said to several girls after she and Zhang Wei had enough.

  "Let's go, let's have some fun!" Qiao Mimi agreed and pulled Zhang Meng up from where she was being affectionate with Weiwei. Wang Yunyao saw that all the girls were getting up and didn't want to be left behind either. She gave me a slap on the head and said slowly: "Are the guys going or not?"

  "Not going! A bunch of old men, what's the point of messing around? You guys go ahead, we'll just chat!" Chenchen said first, and then we all expressed our stance, firmly refusing to go.

  Several beauties glanced at us disdainfully, twisted their hips and went to the dance floor. Wang Mummy saw Qiao Mimi leave and suddenly came up with an idea. He quickly sat down beside Chenchen and said in a cheap tone: "Tiez! Can we talk about something?"

  "If you have something to say, then say it. If you need to fart, then fart. Don't annoy me!" Chenchen said cautiously, looking at him with some fear.

  "Your Russian big sister, can you send her to me? He looks like a demon at first glance. Your skills are clearly not enough, and I have to deal with him!" Wang Mu said with a somewhat lewd tone.

  "Grass, why are you so arrogant? Which faction are you from?" Chenchen chatted with him.

  "I know him, he's Er Dangzi Shan, a real lowlife, and in their village, he's not just any ordinary person! Zhang Wei likes to curse Wang Mumu when he has nothing better to do."

  "Get out of here, I'm telling you, Chenchen, you can't speak Russian at all, you won't be able to communicate! Let me have it, and I'll wash your underwear for you!" Wang Muming didn't really want to sleep with the Russian girls, he was just being a smart aleck, messing around when there's nothing better to do.

  "You can speak Russian, but your Mandarin is so tiring to listen to, are you okay?" Chenchen was annoyed by his ink-splattered appearance and slapped him on the head.

  "I can, you know how to say 'hello' in Russian?" Wang MuMu started showing off.

  Chen Chen shook her head, indicating that she didn't know. Wang MuMu patted his chest and said: "You're really 'Hala Shao', do you know?"

  "Do you know about cheongsam? What's wrong with it?" Wang Mu continued to say.

  "Do you know how to say 'skirt'?" Weiwei was a bit tipsy and spoke nonsense, Wang Mumu gave him a white eye and said: "Don't JB interrupt, it's none of your business, the dress is called 'buraj', do you know?"

  Wang Muming said with a proud face, "You see, you can't communicate with each other, you must not be able to sleep. Let him follow me, I'm going to have a China vs Russia showdown tonight!"

  "Do you know how to say 'take off your pants'?" Chenchen finally started fighting back after being stifled for half a day.

  Wang Mumu heard his words, slightly stunned, with a bewildered face. Chenchen looked at him disdainfully and said, "Damn it, this B makes you pretend to be something you're not. You can't even say 'take off your pants'. Your mom still sleeps with JB, hurry back to play with Jojo!"

  "My god, you can speak?" Wang Muming didn't believe that Chenchen could speak Russian.

  "I don't know what to say, I just took action. Don't even mention that JB!" Chenchen said and slapped Wangmumu again.

  We were joking around, chatting happily, Wang Muming was like a Tang monk, constantly nagging Chenchen, we burst out laughing from time to time, Wang Muming is absolutely our national treasure, don't know how much joy he brought us.

  Just as we were having fun with Wang Mu Mu, a commotion suddenly broke out in the dance pool, and a girl's scream was heard. At first, we didn't hear clearly, but the scream got louder and louder, and finally I vaguely heard my name.

  My brothers and I stood up, looked towards the dance floor, and saw Wang Yunyao and several others surrounded by a group of young people. Those young people had lewd smiles on their faces, with a ghostly expression, sizing up Wang Yunyao and the others.

  "What the f**k!" Kai Kai cursed, seeing this scene, holding two beer bottles, about to rush over. I grabbed him and whispered: "Don't be impulsive, today is Xu Ge's opening day, if we can avoid fighting, let's not fight, go take a look!"

  We several people, suppressing our anger, pushed through the crowd, pulled away those young men and stood beside the beautiful girls to dance. Wang Yunyao and her friends saw us coming and didn't shout or say anything anymore. Apparently they were more sensible and didn't want us to cause trouble, so they didn't report it.

  Who knows those young men, who were unreasonable and pushed Wang Mu Mu away, scolding: "Son of a bitch, where did this little bastard come from? Get the hell out of here!"

  I supported Wang Mumu, looked at several young people with a sideways glance, and said with suppressed anger: "Brothers, that's enough, today my brother's venue is opening, I don't want to cause trouble, let's not cause trouble! Alright?"

  "Grass, Zhang Xu's younger brother is a few JB, if you don't mention him, it's fine, but if you mention him, I really want to beat you guys up!" The leading young man had just finished speaking, picked up the wine bottle next to the DJ booth and smashed two on the ground.

  In an instant, many young people stood up from the sofas inside the slow shake bar, took out shiny machetes from their clothes, and rushed towards the dance floor.

  We were all a bit stunned and didn't understand what was going on. Could it be that just because of this small matter, more than thirty people stood up against us?

  "Damn it, isn't this over yet? Let's do this!!" Kai shouted loudly, taking the lead and grabbing a beer bottle, holding it high.

  Pong!

  The beer bottle shattered, and half a bottle of beer flowed down the young man's face. Before long, fresh blood also flowed from his head. The young man was stunned, clearly not expecting Pei to make the first move.

  "Zhang Wei, Mu Mu, take the girls and go first! Don't care about them, let's get started!" I felt a surge of alcohol, didn't care how many people they had, grabbed two beer bottles and charged forward.

  A fierce battle, a spark sets off the fire. Our bad luck this year is clearly not over yet. Sometimes you don't look for trouble, but trouble finds you. It's all fate, can't escape it, so let's just do it.