Continental Congress and Adult Expo

  Continental Congress and Adult Expo

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  The vast majority of meetings in the world are composed of grandiose surface speeches and dark, dirty backroom deals. The Continental Congress of 1774, which concerned the fate and future of the Thirteen Colonies of New England, would naturally not be an exception, and its darkness might even surpass that of other meetings.

  The so-called Continental Congress, whose formal name should actually be "New Elysium War Zone Political Consultation Conference", was originally intended to elect a highest civil administrator and a temporary civil administration team from local officials when several states were designated as war zones. Assist the military commander of the war zone in handling government affairs, in order to minimize the risk of military intervention in politics. However, this meeting can be held without necessarily obtaining the tacit consent of the central government. When General Soliton was the commander of the war zone in the first half of the year, he directly dispatched liaison officers to the state capitals without going through the Continental Congress to elect a civil administrator - which military officer would want a civilian official pointing fingers and painting feet all day?

  Now that Soliton is dead, the Continental Congress, which was originally just a decoration, suddenly has the power to elect a war zone commander. According to the statutory election procedure, each state first conducts a general election according to the number of citizens with voting rights, and one representative is elected for every 10,000 people to attend the meeting. Among the total population of 150 million in the 13 states, there are about 40 million citizens with voting rights, so there are 400 votes in total. In theory, only these 400 people should have the right to participate in the meeting, but in reality, more than 4,000 people came, and only a very small number of them had other tasks, while the vast majority were just taking advantage of the opportunity to enjoy the scenic hot spring valley at public expense...

  In these days, Governor Norm and Lieutenant General Goddard were both dignified and elegant in the meeting hall, vying for the position of war zone commander, setting a harmonious example. After leaving the meeting hall, the two candidates drew their swords and engaged in a fierce battle of words and fists.

  General Godrick questioned the voting rights of that hastily promoted senator from the northern states, Governor Nohr's people accused General Godrick of cowardice for avoiding battle; General Godrick ridiculed Chairman Ludwig for abandoning his subordinates to survive alone, and the governor arranged for refugees from the front line to cry out in support of General Godrick's several states that were not rescued during the food crisis. Both sides bribed, threatened, bought, and even kidnapped voting representatives and their families without any scruples. Although it has not yet reached the point of mutual assassination, supporters on both sides have clashed multiple times in the hot spring valley, resulting in dozens of deaths and injuries. Moreover, neither Governor Nohr nor General Godrick stayed at the luxurious Gray Castle, but instead stayed in military camps heavily guarded by their respective guards. Every night, the guards of both sides were on high alert...

  And the third candidate, Colonel Morel Solerton, has locked himself in his room since he arrived here and refused to see anyone or attend any meetings, as if he had given up on this election. However, this is also in line with everyone's expectations. As a veteran politician put it, "Long-legged Morel" finally understood that he should not make a fool of himself again.

  Not being of a rank, status and trusted by the Governor to the extent that he could participate in such high-level political dialogue, he also consciously avoided these extremely dangerous activities, did not move into the already stormy military camp and Gray Castle, but instead moved into the small villa of Speaker Zena here, focusing on enjoying the rare holiday, doing some small business, filling his always empty wallet.

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  ……

  The entrance to Zena's exquisite little villa had a small stall floating in mid-air with magical characters, and the one shouting loudly was none other than Phil Taylor, who loved gold coins. Because that iconic pink robe was still not repaired after being burned by fire, he was now wearing a black student wizard robe issued by the school, plus a crystal ball as decoration, which was quite like a fortune-telling witch.

  Zena, the Speaker of the House, always sat in the garden with a smile, watching with great interest as Phil used his silver tongue to peddle all sorts of strange products. Sometimes he even took it upon himself to try them out and offer suggestions for improvement. One time, Phil happened to mention some techniques from Japanese adult videos while chatting with Zena, and by the next day, the previously empty doghouse in the villa had acquired a poor little maid named Chor, who wore a collar with a nine-tailed whip attached to it. This left Phil unable to help but exclaim that the Dark Elf was indeed the greatest master of sensual arts in the material world - open-minded and perverted enough. It would be great if Zena could be just as fierce and efficient in the House of Representatives.

  Nowadays, the hot spring valley has gathered a group of people with the highest consumption level in New Zealand. Due to the deterioration of public security caused by the election, it has brought many troubles to these free tourists, and some of them have to spend their energy on the opposite sex instead of traveling. As a result, the "special occupation" women in Greytown and other hotels in the hot spring valley have been working overtime for several days, even having to provide "comprehensive services" to two or three guests at once. Moreover, as the service quality declines, the cost has risen sharply due to supply and demand. This not only led to the career change of some local women and the influx of female floating population from nearby areas but also brought a large number of customers to Phil's business - everything in the scenic area is expensive and poor, including women. How can you not have fun with the gold coins taken out of your pocket?

  Here is the translation:

  With such a thriving business, this stall owner would normally be a key target for extortion by the local security forces. However, after learning about Phili's background and identity, those who came to cause trouble retreated in fear, not even daring to collect normal taxes - under the propaganda of Governor Norm's election campaign team, Phili's reputation as the "Pink Reaper" and "Beautiful Alchemist" was already well-known throughout New Nazaril. Don't be fooled by his handsome appearance, he can kill hundreds or thousands when enraged; back then, General Idriel Liaton was invincible, but when Phili and Grand Druid Vini joined forces, they immediately... now he's locked in an iron cage eating rotten vegetables and stinky eggs (propaganda). Since this guy is so terrifying, let's prioritize our lives and not try to take food from a tiger's mouth.

  In the group that arrived at Onsen Valley, Charlotte was in charge of guarding the military camp. The senators and officials all moved into the Heavenly Gray Castle, except for occasional visits to purchase "special goods", they didn't even see Phil's face. As for Great Druid Vini, he came to Onsen Valley and asked Phil for a large quantity of high-caliber durable safe suits, then disappeared into the mountains with Grina, probably to get in touch with his animal friends. Looking at Grina's young appearance, Phil couldn't help but sweat for her.

  As the armed conflict escalated, Zena's villa was no longer safe. Every night, fearless guys would sneak in and trigger alarm wards or magical traps. These unlucky devils were caught and, following Fili's suggestion, mostly hung upside down from nearby trees, serving as a warning to potential intruders while also allowing customers to test the Nine-Tailed Whip on site.

  The days passed by in a flurry of business, and Fili's wallet grew thicker as he fondled it. His heart yearned for Lenny's athletic physique more and more with each passing day. As someone who had just discovered this taste, his interest was quite considerable, and the repression was equally unbearable. As for Senator Zena by his side, Fili wasn't entirely uninterested either. Unfortunately, Zena, who was familiar with Lenny, seemed to hold the notion that "a friend's toy shouldn't be used casually," despite being very open-minded. Although she would occasionally tease Fili, she never allowed him to really make a move, leaving the poor man frustrated and pent-up.

  "Ugh, when will this day without women finally come to an end?! I really hope we can finish voting and go back soon!"