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Avo's sexy photo door event
"He is a great wizard, but unfortunately, he has never had the consciousness of being a great wizard."
"He is an elder statesman of the empire, but annoyingly, he has never had a sense of self-awareness as a government official."
"He is a witch who has lived for thousands of years, but what's disturbing is that he has never had the awareness of being dead."
This is what Ovor's old friend, the great wizard of Nefaria, Ravock, had to say about him, and it was already quite diplomatic. The two daughters of the goddess of magic, Mystara - Elara Astren, mistress of Silvermoon City, and Queen Lyraea of Eldrador - were even more direct in their conversation with reporters.
"This wretched old man is a plague on the Imperial Senate, an embarrassment to the noble wizards, a blight on the undead, and a menace to women everywhere!"
At the time of speaking, two beautiful women who had lived for several hundred years were throwing darts at a target on the wall to vent their anger. The target was a portrait of Owo, and his left chest already had more than 100 holes poked in it. The depth of the two ladies' resentment towards him can be seen from this.
It is said that once a magician becomes an undead being like a lich, all desires such as appetite and lust disappear, and they only focus on researching magic or seeking power. This has been the case for thousands of years. Even if one manages to preserve their own body, it's just for aesthetic purposes. However, there are always exceptions, and Avo is a typical example of this.
When he first entered the Senate, Owo was still quite decent. He developed many new spells for the Senate and helped his colleagues refine some powerful secret instruments. However, not long after that, he somehow got it into his head to go into politics. He even ran to participate in the election of the new Chief Executive Officer, but although Owo was also eloquent, he had a naturally short and stout figure, with a lewd and fat face, which seriously did not conform to the aesthetic view of the voters, and ultimately suffered a disastrous defeat. This lesson made Owo determined to give himself a good skin, and then the disaster began.
Generally speaking, politician-type liches who want to look good usually choose to cast a permanent transformation spell on themselves. Those of lower level would create an illusion instead. However, Awo looked down upon these low-level methods. As a master who had long studied "Life and Death Transformation", he believed that if one wanted to change their appearance, they should do it thoroughly. So, he decided to transform himself from a lich back into a living person!
This challenging experiment undoubtedly failed, and Awo didn't become a living being, but instead gained the bizarre ability to grow a large number of octopus tentacles all over his body. However, before others could comfort Awo, who had turned into a tentacle monster, he fell from being the "leader of the occult world" to becoming a sex maniac and pervert in just a few short months, with a transformation so rapid that it left people speechless, seemingly related to the failure of the experiment.
At first, he would only transform into a crow or a small mouse to sneak peeks at women's dressing rooms and female toilets, acting more shamelessly than a pervert. Everyone looked at him as if he was already a dead man, so they mostly didn't bother with him. Even if someone wanted to settle the score with him, upon seeing his title of Grandmaster, they would be intimidated and back down, ultimately letting it go.
But things took a turn for the worse, as voyeurism could no longer satisfy Avo's growing desires. He began to be absent from work for long periods of time, spending day and night indulging in the tender embraces of "special ladies" in the red-light district, and often using his tentacle abilities to play extremely perverted sex games, making the highly-sexed Tentacle Witch a headline sensation across the land.
If he was just whoring around, that would be one thing. It wouldn't be a big deal. Although it's somewhat awkward for a lich to frequent brothels, unlike some countries with overly conservative systems, the Nefasriel Empire doesn't have any particularly special regulations regarding officials' sexual behavior. So his actions aren't illegal.
However, Owo had a very bad habit, that is, he never honestly paid the money after each time, and was really anxious to be forced by the brothel owner, so he would write an IOU to make up for it, even using the name of the Senate. As a result, a large number of prostitutes took Owo's IOUs to the Senate and the Imperial Congress every day to cause trouble, demanding that the government pay off the huge prostitution fees, and for a time became the laughing stock of all countries. Fortunately, Owo was old enough and knew many friends with status, so in the end he only received a closed-door reflection penalty, and even let the government pinch its nose to pay the bill for him at the brothel. Using public funds for prostitution to the extent that Owo was so unscrupulous, it was really arrogant.
But things didn't end there, just a few days after Owo closed the door to reflect, a large number of underage girls went missing in the imperial capital, and the perpetrator's methods were bizarre, using quite ingenious magic. As a result, from the government cabinet to ordinary citizens, everyone cast suspicious glances at Owo, who already had a record.
Several senior officials temporarily formed a joint investigation team and conducted a surprise search of Owo's floating city, finding more than 200 missing girls with great ease. Owo was still leisurely using his tentacles to commit all sorts of indecent acts on the girls, and he was caught red-handed. Among the rescued girls, a considerable number came from noble families.
This is going to be a big mess!
This is the largest rape case since Israel's founding, almost shocking the whole world, and the criminal is actually a great wizard! The Imperial Senate suddenly became a den of lust in people's minds, and the great wizards became hypocritical pseudo-gentlemen and lechers, with extremely bad domestic and international influence.
Under the fervent emotions of the crowd, the citizens of the imperial city took to the streets, strongly demanding the execution of this lustful and lecherous sorcerer. However, when it came time for the trial, the judges were helplessly forced to discover that the sorcerer, Ovo, was already legally dead and couldn't be executed again. Seizing this legal loophole, Ovo took advantage of it to deliver a lengthy speech in court, successfully defending himself and getting acquitted. In the end, the court could only confiscate all of Ovo's assets and banish him from the capital. Even his title as elder statesman and grand sorcerer couldn't be revoked, for these were honors bestowed upon him during the First Empire era.
After losing his position and the floating city, Avo, who had thoroughly become a perverted demon, still refused to change his ways. Leaving the capital, he relied on his powerful magic to commit a series of peeping, kidnapping, and rape crimes throughout the empire, completely disgracing the group of great mages. In the end, Avo's excessive arrogance led him to kidnap a young girl in Silvermoon City, but he was caught by the daughter of the Goddess of Magic, Mistral, and her chosen one, Queen Elrond of Silvermoon, who threw him into the Anti-Magic Prison.
At this time, Awo seemed to have come back to his senses and was very docile in the Silver Moon City prison. He attributed his abnormal behavior over the past period of time to the side effects of the life and death transformation experiment failure.
Every day, he would send a letter of confession to Elrond, acting as if he was possessed by the spirit of a lamb. Afterwards, he would also share his research and insights in magic with him, with an attitude that was good beyond words. Even a student who had made mistakes and handed in their homework late couldn't compare. Although Elrond had lived for several hundred years and had rich experiences, he was still deceived by the false appearance of Owó's return to the right path, and after imprisoning him for over ten years, he released him again.
However, once Avvo was free, he returned to his true nature. When he came out of prison, he visited Elasto, saying that he wanted to write a biography for her to thank the Silver Moon Queen's generosity. Elasto was delighted that a great wizard could turn over a new leaf and told Avvo many of her past experiences as material for him to write about.
Not long after, a best-selling book published by him indeed appeared on the market and quickly spread throughout the continent, "repaying" the hospitality of the Silver Moon Queen. The content made Elrasuto so angry that he almost burned his own castle - this is not a memoir, but a romance... and it's quite vulgar, full of personal attacks.
The name of the book is "Elastro and her one thousand and one lovers"!
The evil of this book is enough to poison the soul of any young person, fully demonstrating the astonishing imagination of Awo as a pervert. Here's an excerpt:
"Ayla clung to General Custer's sleeve, begging him to stay. And stripped off her own clothes. Tore open the general's pants and grabbed his..."
"Aillasdor made a proposal to the demon lord from the abyss, speaking in an alluring tone... The demon's broad wings enveloped the Silver Moon Queen... In the fiery depths of the abyss, the most primitive moans were transmitted..."
Erasuto walked to his sister's bedside, holding... Sister-sama... This is a sinful... Kiyuru's face was flushed red, her small mouth panting... Beloved little sister, I'm just fulfilling the love between sisters. Erasuto said gently, stroking Kiyuru's silver long hair...
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To enhance the persuasiveness of this book, Owo also took a series of large-scale photographs of famous women such as Elasto and Kuro taking baths, using the toilet, and having secret meetings with their lovers. Many of them are simply unbearable - Owo was actually able to find out in advance where Elasto and Kuro would be meeting in secret and even took pictures of the Goddess's followers and lovers in bed. This voyeuristic paparazzo is really doing his job well. It's worth noting that just sneaking into Elasto and Kuro's palace is no easy feat - without a high level of magical ability, it would be impossible to deal with the magical traps and alarms all over the palace, not to mention deceiving the Goddess's prophetic magic.
What's even more worthy of admiration is that he dares to defy the power of so many big shots, without using a pseudonym or pixelating his face, and publishes his articles and photos in their entirety. Not becoming a tabloid journalist is truly a loss for the journalism world. Finally, and most terrifyingly, he actually hung up a giant poster of Elara Astren's photo at the entrance of the Senate, doing on-site promotion for his book, completely disregarding that the current Imperial Chancellor just so happens to be Lady Elara Astren herself - this kind of courage in challenging the nation's top leader is truly worthy of admiration from any pervert or journalist.
"Aurora and Her One Thousand and One Lovers" caused a global political earthquake as soon as it hit the market, because all the real and fake Aurora lovers involved were not ordinary people, involving several planes from hell to Imprint City, with hundreds of high-ranking officials within the empire alone, as well as many senior generals from the Spirit Kingdom.
Even the husband of the goddess Mystra, Elminster Aumar, who had been hiding in Shadowdale for a long time, did not escape unscathed. Although he was not fortunate enough to become Elara's lover, he was secretly photographed by Ovo while bathing, revealing the secret that the great sage's lower body was somewhat undersized. As a result, Ovo disgustingly put the old man's bathing picture on the cover of his book, alongside Elara's portrait, forming a strong contrast - these two were nominally father and daughter!
What's even more infuriating is that Owo also gave the title "**Male Ilminster**" to the photo of the Great Sage, which is not only unpleasant to hear but also hurts men's self-esteem. Moreover, in the book, he repeatedly lamented that the standard for choosing a man set by the goddess of magic, Mistra, was truly strange, and speculated that perhaps the Great Sage had been controlled too tightly by his wife, resulting in certain functions atrophying from long-term disuse.
Kailuo, Yiermingster, Cuister... These glorious names were originally considered mysterious and high above by ordinary people, but now their buttocks are being displayed together with Ailasituo's sexy ** in front of a large number of readers, and are being talked about enthusiastically on the streets. The dignified image they painstakingly built was instantly destroyed, and they can no longer hold their heads up in front of their subordinates and followers.
What's worse, due to Owo's misleading, there really are demons and devils going around under the banner of El'goroth's lovers, swindling everywhere, and a bunch of illegitimate children come to recognize their relatives. These imitative crimes make the explanations of the celebrities in the book more and more blackened, and the most unlucky El'goroth has already become synonymous with having sex with one or two dozen robust men every day in the eyes of the public. Although in fact, this Silver Moon Queen is not necessarily very chaste either. In front of the tower of the wizard of Ilmirst, there are also a large number of envoys and merchants bringing high-grade aphrodisiacs as gifts, as well as some prostitutes who are skilled in "special skills" to promote their business...
At that time, in any tavern or shop on the streets, there would suddenly appear a sly and cunning peddler who would emerge with a mysterious expression, patting his chest to guarantee passersby: "Want books? I have illustrated ones, Azeroth in the Abyss, Azeroth in Hell, Azeroth on Eternity Isle, and new releases like Silvermoon Queen vs. Thrall Little Prince, Azeroth and Clover Sisters' Forbidden Love, Ilminster's Secret, etc., absolutely guaranteed to satisfy you..."
It can be said that upon hearing such rumors, even a slightly shameless dog would go and kill itself, let alone these figures who are almost as great as gods in the country. Elrond was suspected of treason for sleeping with an elven general and stepped down after repeated interrogations, while other "lovers" in the book also met with miserable ends. One by one, they fell from power. Even the image of Narsil Empire in the outside world degenerated into a den of sex maniacs. The impact of this shocking masterpiece by Ovo lasted for several centuries and was known as the "Sexy Photo Gate" incident.