The first hybrid sodu in history

  Because the door opened too suddenly, I rushed out and something unexpected happened: two hand-held lanterns of night watchmen bumped into me face to face. I was startled, not to mention that they were also unprepared, resulting in the three of us staring at each other with wide eyes. One of the guards pointed at me: "You..." Before he could finish his sentence, he fell to the ground, and it turned out that Geng Ling had seen the situation was unfavorable, quickly and stealthily knocked him unconscious from behind.

  Another guard was the one who took roll call during the day, she opened her mouth to shout, I hastily covered her mouth with my hand, she struggled in my arms, and I viciously whispered in her ear: "Dare to yell that I raped you!"

  Geng Ling's hand rose and fell, knocking her unconscious. He said with a sneer: "You gave her such a good thing, she should be even more grateful." I was shocked, seeing that the several salt bandits were also looking at me with ambiguous smiles, only then did I realize that my previous words seemed to have no deterrent effect in this country of women. However, this was already the most intimidating phrase I could think of to scare a woman... I looked at the female guard and regretfully discovered that she was actually quite pretty...

  We were a group of 20 people under the vast moonlight, surrounded by silence. The guards were all asleep in the southeast house, still unaware of what was happening on this side. The salt smuggler said: "Two brothers, what's next?" They had just escaped from their cages and instinctively wanted to scatter, I said: "Now everyone must act together, otherwise no one can escape. We still have 16 brothers locked up elsewhere, we need to rescue them first before making plans."

  Geng Ling said with a rope made of quilt behind his back: "You want to run away by yourself, we won't stop you, but that wooden door, you definitely can't get out."

  Which of you two is in charge here? One of them stamped his foot and said, "Alright, we'll listen to you two. What do you want us to do?"

  I asked Geng Ling: "Which cell were Wu Yin and the others locked in? Do you still remember?"

  Geng Ling said: "In a hurry, who can remember so much? Even if I remembered, now in the dark night, I couldn't see which room was which, and could only find them one by one."

  I told the salted hawk: "It's hard for you, go to the cells on the side of the playground one by one. Whoever has been in the former Jia Shou prison cell will tell them that Long Ge's plan is ahead of schedule, and we'll start from the west wall!"

  "That salted hawk said: 'What if Bill also wants to follow us?'"

  I hesitated for a moment and said, "Bring it along, just don't make too much noise." It's like buying 2 catties of sugar and going home to see that the neighbor's kid is also there. You can't just take out one piece of sugar and stuff it into your own child's mouth, that would be too unkind. Besides, I've already spent money on one sheep, but driving two sheep is also acceptable, whoever wants it can have it.

  Salted Hawk gave them a task, and Geng Ling and I also started searching separately. Our district has two rows of prison cells. I was in charge of the front row and he was in charge of the back row. I took an arrow step forward to the adjacent cell next to us, knocked on the door and shouted softly inside, "Is there anyone from Jiaxu? My Longyang!"

  After a while, someone inside said timidly: "Dragon Brother?"

  "Who are you?"

  "I'm not from Jiaxu, but I've heard of your name..."

  "I must have come to the wrong place, you all continue sleeping!"

  Inside, a sudden commotion erupted, and in no time, dozens of people crowded at the door, asking chaotically: "Dragon Brother, how did you get out?" Immediately after, someone started banging on the door: "If you're going to run, take us with you!"

  "Shut up and keep your voice down! Follow me."

  I knocked on the door of the second cell: "Is there anyone from Jiaxu here?"

  They didn't even get to the point of selling the goods, when some people who had been thrown out first directly opened the prison cell and whispered: "Brother Long wants us to escape with him, hurry up!" Some also warned those inside: "Don't make a sound!"

  I'm speechless, when did I become the one who has to take them and run away? At this time, the two prisoners in the cell next door had already made a small commotion that alarmed many other cells. Someone knocked on the door and said: "Dragon brother, we also want to follow you!"

  I signaled to the people who had already escaped to go and open the door for them, while I ran to the entrance of the fourth cell. Before I could say anything, someone inside suddenly said: "Dragon Brother, it's me, Qi Xiaohuan." I was overjoyed and quickly opened the door. Qi Xiaohuan came out carrying a chamber pot. I asked in surprise: "What are you doing with that?"

  "Let's make flying claws."

  I suddenly came to my senses and said, "You go find Wu Yin and the others, I'll go with Geng Ling a bit later."

  Although we spoke in low voices, the noise naturally grew louder with more people. Normally, this prison island was quiet at this time of night, but today it was unusually lively. Even those locked in their cells sensed that something was amiss outside with their keen sense of smell. A glance through the gap under the door made things clear. People started banging on the prison gate, shouting: "Let us out!" "Dragon Brother, do us a favor!"

  In fact, there's no need for me to say anything more. As soon as these people went out, they immediately joined the ranks of rescuing their companions. Among them were those with deep friendships, some were even brothers and relatives, and of course, there were also those who were kind and willing to help others. They opened the doors of other cells along the way, and as a result, it was like a viral infection. In the blink of an eye, the two rows of cells in our district were all open, with nearly 200 people rushing out together. Geng Lian also led a large group of people to run over and merge with me. I vaguely heard the sound of noise from the playground, which turned into a chorus of people shouting. At that time, the guards were unable to control the situation, and the normally quiet prison was as lively as New Year's Eve.

  "Brother Long, what should we do now?" Qi Xiaohuan asked loudly.

  "I waved my hand and said: 'Find Wu Ying and the others first!'"

  Someone shouted loudly from the northwest corner: "We're here!" Wu Yin led Yu Manli and several old brothers who had been there before, rushing over. It turned out that their side was also in a similar situation, almost instantly all the prisoners ran out of their cells. In no time, the prisoners from three districts rushed out of their cells and onto the playground, but most of them were like headless flies, bumping into each other wildly, and most of them didn't know what to do next, they just followed others in a chaotic rush.

  Geng Ling's face had a worried look as she said to me: "Xiao Long, there are so many people now but we only have one rope.

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  "I said resolutely: 'Let's take care of our brothers first, are we all here?'"

  "Alright."

  At this time, several torches lit up in the southeast of the playground, and a woman's voice shouted: "What are you doing? Go back!" Finally, it was discovered by the guard.

  Although our action time was short, the reaction of the prison guards was indeed slow enough - and they didn't even think we were going to escape until now. Specifically: only two people came over with torches, while the other guards were still wearing their nightclothes and looking on in annoyance, angry that we had disturbed their sleep, thinking that the few who ran out were just sneaking out to have some fun and would be taught a lesson soon enough.

  Now, nature is not doing two things at once. I saw the two guards walking in, bowing their heads and scanning around, then snatching the incense burner from Qi Xiaohuan's hand. After a brief examination, they felt that their strength was still insufficient to pose a threat to me. I handed the incense burner over to Yu Manli and said, "Throw it away."

  Yu Manli didn't say much, she picked up the chamber pot and swung it in an arc, the bright liquid inside splashing down on the two guards. The sound of "clang clang" echoed through the air, the half bucket of urine achieving a remarkable feat. Not only were the torches extinguished, but the two guards were also drenched to the bone, their faces twisted in pain as they let out ear-piercing screams - As a woman, I believe they would rather have knives fall from the sky...

  It was then that the guards seemed to realize the gravity of the situation, hesitating for a moment before lighting more torches and charging towards us with clubs.

  At this point, the prisoners suddenly rioted, and in their subconscious, they had not thought of rebelling. Seeing the guards rushing over, they crowded to the west wall of the prison like a flock of driven sheep, kicking and colliding with the wall, and some people kept jumping high, trying to climb over the wall.

  I shook my head and sighed, "A bunch of rabble, let's proceed according to plan." I said to Yu Manli, "Later, you'll have to suffer a bit and be the human ladder first, after the brothers climb up, we'll pull you up."

  Yu Manli nodded and said: "No problem!"

  Geng Ling pointed at those frenzied prisoners and said: "What about them? Are we really going to ignore them?"

  "I said: 'Let's make an example first, hopefully they can learn a lesson. If not, we'll leave the rope for them, and see how far they can run with their luck.'"

  We added a few brothers of that salt hawk to our group, about 30 people, and ran quickly to the wall. Yu Manli squatted down and said, "Come on."

  I said to Yan Xiao: "Brothers, you go first."

  "Is this right?"

  "I've said it before - as long as you follow me, I guarantee you'll make it. This isn't the time for courtesy, let's go."

  Yan Xiao stood on Yu Manli's shoulder, and with a satisfied expression, he easily leaned against the wall. Just then, we heard a loud rumbling sound beside us, and dust flew everywhere. I turned my head to look, and my eyes almost popped out - the wall next to us had actually been collapsed by those mobs I mentioned earlier...

  It wasn't just me who was startled, the guards chasing behind also stood there with their eyes wide open and mouths agape, they looked at each other in dismay, slowing down their pace involuntarily.

  The entrance that was squeezed out was more than three meters wide, and the crowd ran away in less than two minutes. Yu Manli was still squatting in the corner of the wall, shouting: "Dragon brother, you guys go up too."

  I couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time: "What's with the hair on top of your head?!"

  They inexplicably passed the first wall, but the second wall was impossible for Yu Manli to climb. Geng Ling took down the rope from his shoulder and suddenly said: "It's bad, the pulley is gone, how can we make a flying claw?"

  Zi Xiaohuan said: "I'll go find another one."

  I grabbed him and said expressionlessly: "Others have given us a demonstration, let's learn from it. What are we waiting for? Kick!"

  No need for me to say, those prisoners tasted the sweetness on the first wall and were now punching and kicking against the last barrier. But this wall was not so easy to deal with, it was more than twice as thick as the first one, and made of stone bricks. It was impossible to push it down with just human strength. I shifted my gaze to the massive wooden door, and suddenly had an idea: from my experience escaping from prison, I found that things in this country were not unbreakable, but often lacked attention to detail. Just like Ger's shackles and the prison door, the door itself was fine, but the hinge part was its weakest point. It wasn't a matter of technique, but rather due to the nature of women, who often liked to add unnecessary details when doing things. I now seriously suspect that those manufacturers of heavily decorated anti-theft doors are all female bosses...

  Facing a group of men who were wildly grabbing and kicking, I waved my hand and shouted loudly: "Brothers, listen to what I have to say!"

  Some of them knew me and involuntarily stopped their hands. I shouted loudly: "I don't oppose your kicking, but the place you kick is not right!"

  Everyone asked in disorder: "Which one did you say kick?"

  I kicked at the wooden door: "Open it!"

  Someone looked at the huge object made of logs, which was higher than the wall by a large margin, and wondered: "Can it move?"

  Yan Xiao waved his arm and said: "Listen to Dragon Brother's words, he absolutely won't harm everyone."

  Someone hesitated: "Then how do you kick?"

  "I stood among them and said in a loud voice: 'Everyone line up, listen to my command and work together. When I say kick, then kick.'"

  At this time, the guards behind them had already taken sticks and chased after them, one by one with inverted willow eyebrows: "Are you going to rebel?"

  I smiled and said to Geng Ling: "Brother Geng, I'll leave the pursuing soldiers for you to deal with."

  "Should I go and kill them?"

  I said with disdain: "How can you not show any mercy? We have so many bricks, let's just smash them and drive them away."

  Yu Manli picked up a brick and threw it at the nearest guard, with incredible strength, the brick flew over 30 meters away, fortunately not hitting anyone, but grazing one of the guards' heads as it passed by. I was shocked: "Do you really want to kill them? Don't throw bricks!"

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  "Oh." Yu Manli picked up another brick and was about to throw it at her chest, I quickly grabbed him and stomped my foot saying: "Hitting the chest is not as good as hitting the head, do you want her to hate you for the rest of your life?"

  "I'll take care of her." Yu Manli took matters into her own hands this time, and with one brick, the female guard was clutching at her foot and fell to the ground. My heart skipped a beat - this was my first time inciting a man to hit a woman, something so perverse that even I hated myself...

  A row of bricks flew over, the female guards covered their heads and scurried around, shouting and screaming continuously. They picked up stones from the ground and threw them at us, but unfortunately, the difference between men and women became apparent - we could hit them, but they couldn't even throw half the distance. It made me nostalgically think of the days when I was in school and had snowball fights with girls. At that time, we usually didn't use our full strength, and sometimes we would even pretend to lose on purpose just to make our favorite female classmates giggle. But these men were not so gentlemanly, each one with a ferocious face, eager to hit someone with a brick and open their skull.

  Under my command, the door-kicking project finally got underway in an orderly and efficient manner. I had a group of people line up in a long row, with the strongest one at the front. On my signal, they took off together, sprinting forward before launching into flying kicks. With each loud crash, the gap between the two sides grew larger, but it seemed like it would still take some time to kick it open.

  At this time a female guard bravely pushed forward with a dustpan, shouting loudly: "Stop hitting, it's me!"

  Geng Ling listened and judged hastily, waving his hand: "Stop, it's Liu Si!"

  Wu Ying and Yu Manli stopped arguing, they still had some respect for Liu Suo. Liu Suo walked through the flames to our side, I smiled and said: "Are you here to negotiate?"

  Liu Si threw down the broom and pointed at the wooden door: "You're wasting your efforts, that door isn't even locked."

  "Ah?" I stopped everyone from continuing to kick the door and asked in surprise: "Why isn't it locked?"

  Liu Si said: "Who would have thought that you dared to escape from prison? The door is so thick and heavy, usually someone sends food and water to open the lock, it's too much trouble, usually just for show."

  "I asked in surprise: 'Why did you tell us this?'"

  Liu Si's expression was firm as he said: "I want to go with you all!"

  Yan Xiao called out a few people to go and check, and exclaimed in surprise: "Dragon Brother, it's really unlocked!"

  I said irritably: "Didn't you guys have eyes just now?" Everyone: "......"

  The salt seller pushed with all his might, but the door wouldn't budge. He couldn't help but exclaim, "But it still can't be opened!"

  Liu Si's eyes rolled and he said: "Pull!"

  Yan Xiang and several others pulled on the huge door ring, and the door opened...

  ……

  When God closes a door, He always opens a window. When you find that the doors and windows are all stuck, try pulling...

  And so, we poured out of the door in droves, outside was a vast expanse of wilderness, everyone involuntarily sprinted and released the excess energy pent up from that tiny land, only when everyone was exhausted did they spontaneously erupt into various wails and cheers.

  We ran up to a high ground, the original male camp was thrown far under our feet, those guards hiding behind the broken walls stared at us in shock and dismay as we escaped, their expressions were disheartened, even if they took off their bricks, no one dared to chase.

  I panted for half a day before asking Liu Suo: "Why did you want to run with us?"

  Liu Si's expression turned gloomy as he said, "It's hard to put into words, but I just don't want to stay in that place anymore."

  "I raised an eyebrow and said: 'What makes me believe you're not a mole between us?'"

  Liu Si said: "I don't need to have a mole to be against you - do you think the key mold you hid under the bed wasn't discovered?"

  "I exclaimed in surprise: 'Have you seen it?'"

  Liu Si said disdainfully: "I want to expose you, you can't even get out of the prison cell door, let alone say anything about the mole?"

  "I believe you."

  Liu Si glared at me and said: "What are you going to do next?"

  Yan Xiang led his brothers and said: "Right, what does Dragon Brother plan to do next? We'll follow you."

  Everyone discussed: "Yes, this time we have to thank Dragon Brother, wherever you go, we will follow."

  People naturally surrounded me in the middle, all staring at me with their eyes fixed on me.

  I suddenly stamped my foot and exclaimed: "Damn it, I'm so angry!"

  "What's wrong?"

  I said with a sigh, "I've been busy all day, but in the end, nothing was useful." Think about it, my plan was not meticulous, from the key mold to the rope on the back, from the first wall and second wall of the prison door, every strategy was carefully thought out, but in the end, the shackles were opened by Gerong himself, the prison door was crushed, the first wall was kicked down by the crowd, and the second wall I commanded was reasonable and orderly, but the door wasn't even locked. Although we finally escaped, it's like Andy being declared not guilty and released on the eve of his escape in "The Shawshank Redemption", or Michael's brother being cleared of charges just as he finished tattooing the map on his body in "Prison Break". No matter how good the outcome is, it's always disappointing.

  By the way, I went to get a haircut today and suddenly thought of cutting it short. The barber was cutting away when he suddenly said: "Your skull is not good, it's crooked." After he finished cutting, it really was crooked - the right side was several millimeters higher than the left. On the way home, I told my wife that maybe it's because the capacity of the two sides of the brain is different. My wife took a look and gave me a conclusion: "You didn't sleep properly when you were young..." So I'm very sad and need a lot of monthly tickets to comfort me, thank you everyone!

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