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Chapter 42: Hemorrhoids Have Arrived

  Chapter 42: Hemorrhoids Committed

  Shi Zhong Huo gave me my first impression of being sturdy, he's not tall, hiding behind the woman with only his head barely visible, but a large part of his sturdy waist was exposed - from this we can see how good the woman's figure is!

  Shi Zhonghuo was not only cunning, but also agile. He grabbed the woman with one hand, revealing only one eye, and pressed the muzzle of his gun against her temple, shouting: "Don't move, stand there!"

  Tie Jili pretended to be frightened and raised his hand: "I won't move, whatever you want I'll give it to you!"

  Shi Zhonghuo laughed and said: "Iron Policeman, stop acting."

  Tie Ji furrowed his brow and said: "Do you know me?" His expression returned to calm in an instant.

  "How can you not know Iron Policeman? The famous Iron Thorn, leader of the Special Police Unit, has already lost nearly three digits of men to you?"

  "Then you think you can still run?" Ti Jili sneered coldly.

  "Cut the crap!" Shi Zhonghuo shouted loudly: "Hand over your guns!"

  Tie Ji Li couldn't help but stretch out his hand towards the back, Shi Zhong Huo suddenly shouted: "Slow down, don't think about sneaking up on me." He coldly smiled and said, "I know Officer Tie's marksmanship is very accurate, but you'd better not get any wrong ideas, I'm not easy to deal with either." As he spoke, he again exerted force to shrink back behind the woman.

  Tie Jili's thoughts were seen through by others, so he had no choice but to slowly pull out his pistol from behind his waist and place it on the ground.

  "Fall back!" Shi Zhonghu shouted again.

  Tie Jili took a few steps back, staring at Shi Zhonghuo: "Release the hostage and I'll let you go."

  "Shi Zhonghuo sneered and said, 'Do you think I'm a three-year-old kid? If you don't die, I won't have a way to live!' He suddenly pointed the gun at Tie Jili, 'Officer Tie, didn't you expect that you would end up like this today?'"

  Tie Jili said calmly: "If you fire a shot, you'll attract all the armed police nearby."

  Shi Zhonghuo paused for a moment and lowered his gun, saying: "Thanks for the reminder, but it's easy to strangle this little girl to death, so you'd better not act rashly either."

  "Alright, I won't be impulsive. Let her go and I'll take her place as your hostage. Or we can have a one-on-one duel. If you defeat me, no one will stop you."

  Shi Zhonghuo smiled and said, "I know you're the martial arts champion of the Special Police Unit, Officer Tie. I won't make a fool of myself with these two moves. Besides..." Shi Zhonghuo glanced at the woman in his arms and leered, "With such a beautiful woman, I'm not willing to trade her for you."

  The woman didn't say a word from start to finish after being coerced by Shi Zhonghuo, her eyes were filled with confusion, as if she had no idea what was happening. Upon hearing Shi Zhonghuo's words, her eyes sparkled and she asked: "Big beauty? Are you referring to me?"

  Shi Zhong Huo's body was in a precarious situation, but he still refused to change his ways. He sniffed the girl's hair and said, "Of course, I'm talking about you."

  The woman listened and her expression was surprisingly pleased. She immediately frowned and said, "Can you not stand so close to me? I'm not used to it."

  "Brother, you're in trouble now, so just bear with it for a while," Shi Zhonghuo said with a sly smile. He looked around and suddenly asked loudly, "Whose car is that?" Meng Ji's horse, Ma Liu, was parked at the entrance, and when I heard him ask this, I quickly shrank my head back in, but Shi Zhonghuo had already spotted me in an instant. He immediately pointed his gun at me and shouted, "Come out!"

  I could only raise my hands and slowly walk out, Shi Zhong Huo pointed his gun at me and shouted: "The key!"

  "The car isn't mine."

  "Cut the crap, I've already seen the key on your waist."

  My intestines are regretting, I stole a glance at Tie Ji Li, he nodded slightly to me, after all, the safety of the hostages is the top priority now. I took the car key and pretended to throw it away, Tie Ji Li made an almost imperceptible squatting motion with his legs, and I also understood what he meant: as long as Shi Zhong Huo was distracted by catching the key, Tie Ji Li would at least have one chance to strike back.

  But before I could throw it away, Shi Zhong Hu suddenly said: "Get on the carriage!"

  I made a bitter face and said: "Big brother, I'll give you the car, I won't participate anymore?"

  "Cut the crap, hurry up!"

  I dragged myself step by step to the front of the car, opened the door, inserted the key into the ignition and leaned aside.

  "Alright, you can go now, but first release the hostages."

  "You think I'm stupid? As soon as I get on the car, you'll shoot."

  "Take your gun and go."

  Shi Zhonghuo shook his head and said, "That won't work either. Your people will catch up with me before I even enter the city." He pointed at me and said, "You drive."

  Tie Jili said angrily: "Shi Zhonghuo, don't go too far. I'll drive the car for you, but don't involve innocent people again."

  Shi Zhonghuo smiled and said: "I'm no longer afraid of being excessive, I have four lives in my hands, anyway it's just one death."

  The girl asked curiously: "You have four lives? How did they die?"

  "Ha ha, you definitely wouldn't want to know, my little treasure," Shi Zhonghuo laughed loudly. Seeing that the woman didn't show any fear, he was slightly surprised and stuck out his tongue to lick her ear, lecherously saying, "Brother really likes your personality, if it weren't for special circumstances, I'd really like to take care of you right now!"

  The girl smiled and dodged, saying: "When will you let me go?"

  "When we get to a safe place, hehe, I'm afraid that by then you won't want to leave even if I let you." He saw me still standing there and suddenly shouted: "Hurry up and get in the car!"

  At this time, a voice faintly said: "He's probably can't go with you." Su Jing didn't know when she had already stood at the hotel entrance. She walked to my side, closed the car door, and then hugged her arms, coldly staring at Shi Zhonghuo. As soon as she came, I felt suddenly relaxed, and quietly reminded her: "Be careful of that thing in his hand, it's very powerful."

  "Hmm, another little cutie." Shi Zhong Huo's eyes gleamed with color as he said, "I really don't want to leave now." As he spoke, he became increasingly vigilant as the crowd grew.

  The girl in his arms said somewhat displeased at this time: "No matter what you want to do, let me go first, okay?"

  Shi Zhong Huo was getting a bit anxious at this time, and he poked the girl's waist with his gun, saying in a low voice: "Shut up, I said I'd let you go once we reach a safe place."

  The woman's eyes flashed with a strange light, as if she had truly become angry. She said word by word: "You really won't let go?"

  Shi Zhonghuo, ignoring others, held up his gun and shouted at me and Su Jing: "Get in the car, or I'll really shoot!"

  At that moment, I saw a very strange scene: from the ground at the foot of Shizhong Huo, a vine slowly emerged, which was thinner than a bowl mouth. It first broke out of the ground and then crawled up Shizhong Huo's leg like a snake, finally stopping at the root of his thigh without moving.

  All of a sudden, Shi Zhong Huo was stunned and unaware because of the angle problem, Tie Ji Li couldn't see him either. Shi Zhong Huo was still holding his gun and threatening me, while Tie Ji Li was as tense as a drawn bow.

  The woman slightly turned her head and smiled sweetly at Shi Zhong Huo, saying: "Since you said you don't want to leave, then stay here." As she spoke, a wisp of dark energy flashed across her face...

  The next second, I stared blankly as that vine suddenly drilled into the back of his thigh from the stone fire - we all know that there is a hole in the back of the human body, but I won't elaborate on which one...

  "Wow!" Shi Zhonghuo was overjoyed, let out a loud whoop and jumped up. The woman took advantage of the situation to slip away easily. Tie Jili was stunned for a moment. As soon as the woman left Shi Zhonghuo's side, the rattan strip instantly slid back into the ground along its original path, without leaving any trace.

  Shi Zhonghuo jumped up and down on the spot, a large amount of black blood spurted out from behind his head, he had already lost his mind, he was yelling like a pig being slaughtered while frantically looking around, he saw me closest to him, raised his hand and fired a shot, shouting: "I'm telling you to get in the car!"

  I just felt a flash before my eyes, and Su Jing was originally standing on my left side, but in an instant he had already run to my right side.

  Before Shi Zhonghuo could fire the second shot, Tie Jili made a fish leap forward and rolled over to pick up the handgun on the ground. Two consecutive shots were fired, and Shi Zhonghuo's hand holding the gun was shattered, and the broken earth-made handgun also scattered all over the place.

  With a "thud", Shi Zhonghuo's sturdy body crashed to the ground, and Tie Rixin took a swift step forward, pounced on him, and pinned his hands behind his back.

  "Are you okay?" Tie Ji was the first to rush in front of me and ask after he finished his business.

  I looked around and said vaguely: "Nothing."

  Tie Jili let out a sigh of relief and said: "Luckily that son of a bitch's marksmanship is terrible."

  The gunshot indeed startled the armed police, who quickly rushed over in large numbers. Shi Zhonghuo was yelling loudly on the ground, in unbearable pain - I saw it with my own eyes, and was shocked by the sight of the thick, exploded wound... You think that feeling is great? Those special police and armed police officers looked at Shi Zhonghuo's wound with reverence, wondering what kind of tactics their Iron Captain had used on the suspect...

  While Tie Ji Li was explaining the situation to his colleagues, I saw that sultry woman quietly come over to Shi Zhong Huo's side, lower her head and look at him with a smile that wasn't quite a smile: "On my Qianzi Mountain, I had already shown you great kindness by not eating you, yet you still dare to bully me to this extent."

  Shi Zhonghuo suddenly raised his head, and a deep fear appeared in his eyes. He struggled to say: "What kind of person are you?"

  The girl smiled and whispered in his ear: "I want to tell you, four lives are nothing. If 400 people died at my hands, it would be too many!"

  Shi Zhonghuo wanted to say something, but was already dragged away by the armed police and taken onto a vehicle. Tie Ji rubbed his head and observed the bloodstains on the ground - he too found Shi Zhonghuo's sudden injury puzzling. He looked at the sexy woman and asked: "Miss, are you okay?"

  The girl smiled and said: "I'm very good." After finishing this sentence, she suddenly walked towards me with a smile on her face, saying: "Long Shixiong, hello."

  I inexplicably said: "Have we met?"

  The girl smiled and said: "You forgot 'Little Black' so quickly?"

  I was taken aback for a moment, and then exclaimed in surprise: "You are Hei Shan Lao Yao?"

  The girl glared at me and said, "It's hard for you to remember, but Senior tricked Xiao Hei so badly."

  "I said with embarrassment: 'You already know?'"

  The girl said: "Fortunately I have a kind-hearted master, otherwise I would really think you are the Golden Body after the disaster."

  "Damn, it turns out that old Wu this bastard sold me out!" This sexy lady was actually the black mountain witch we met a few days ago when we entered the mountains. Who would have thought that after transforming into human form she would be such a stunning beauty.

  Hei Shan Lao Yao heard me scold Old Wu and bared his teeth, saying: "Don't be allowed to speak ill of my master!"

  Su Jing suddenly appeared in front of me and coldly said: "You'd better stay away from him!"

  Hei Shan Lao Yao was taken aback, forced to retreat half a step by Su Jing's sword aura, then covered his mouth and giggled: "I won't eat him anyway."

  I asked her: "What brings you here?"

  "Heishan old monster said: 'I came to find my master.'"

  At this time, Tie Jili circled the original place for more than a dozen laps, still unable to understand why Shi Zhonghuo suddenly got injured. He walked over and asked me: "You were just on the side, did you see anything strange?"

  I shot Hei Shan Lao Yao a glance and shook my head vigorously.

  "This is strange, why did it suddenly burst?"

  I pretended to think for a moment and then hinted to him: "Could it be that hemorrhoids suddenly broke out?"

  Tie Jili rubbed his head and said, "It's barely passable, but this is a bit too much...". Tie Jili sighed and said, "It seems that justice is clear, the world still has retribution. This kid will probably have to eat and drink something before being shot."

  Division line

  Sexy little black dress, is brother's favorite...

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