Chapter 6: Egg Pain Brother

  In the afternoon, a Mazda car stopped in front of my door. A dark-skinned and sturdy woman got out from the driver's seat, wearing a black short-sleeved shirt with shiny plastic pieces on her chest. She looked like a rural aunt selling scallions at a street stall, but her eyes were big and round, making her look quite attractive. She must have been a beautiful woman when she was young.

  "Yang Yang!" This woman liked to call out to me with such enthusiasm, walking up to me and pinching my shoulder with her fingers: "You've gotten even more robust again."

  I smiled and said: "Aunt Meng."

  "Mother and son" had not yet finished their affectionate exchange when Meng's aunt suddenly turned her head and shouted at the car: "What are you waiting for, hurry up and get out of here?"

  Right after the front passenger door opened, a weirdo jumped out: this guy had all his hair on top of his head stuck together with hair gel, like a big pineapple butt, and then shaved off all the hair around his temples, with two purple eye circles drawn underneath, one ear had a bunch of earrings hanging from it like an acrobat's hula hoop, while the other ear was completely bare. She was chewing gum, got out of the car and slammed the door shut with a "bang", then sauntered over with a sullen look on her face.

  Aunt Meng pointed at me and shouted: "Have you called your brother?"

  Xiao Yao Guai Gao Xiao Wei barely nodded at me, reluctantly saying: "Brother." Then she furrowed her brow and added, "How come this broken shop is so hard to find?"

  "Shut up! If it weren't for this broken-down shop, you'd have been raped and murdered by now!"

  Gao Xiaowei shot back: "He's also got to have those skills!"

  I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. This was just a conversation between my mom and sister, but from what I know, this is only considered small talk. When they really get into an argument, it's much more intense than this...

  Aunt Meng hesitantly told me: "Yang Yang, don't bother with her! In the future, if she dares to be insolent in front of you, just beat her up!"

  "Hehe... come on in." Just kidding, don't know who's going to get played yet.

  I went into the house and poured water for the mother and daughter, and asked Meng in a low voice, "What's going on?"

  Old Lady Meng was furious and pointed at Gao Xiaowei: "Ask this little scoundrel!"

  Gao Xiaowei chewed her gum, gazing up at the sky with a resentful expression, rolling her eyes and saying: "It's just kicking that Wang guy's egg, who let him try to take advantage of our lady?"

  "Listen, listen - it's just one egg, do you know how many eggs a man has?"

  I was about to persuade him, but after hearing this sentence, I wisely shut up...

  Old Lady Meng complained to me: "A few little rabbits went out drinking, and Wang Ercai's little bastard touched her twice. She kicked one of his eggs into pieces with one foot - a testicle."

  I wiped the sweat and said: "Got it, testicle."

  "Did he just touch you twice and you still want him to do something? Am I your own daughter?"

  "Right," said Aunt Meng, pausing for a moment, "where did he touch you?"

  Gao Xiaowei puffed out her chest, squeezing out two small white breasts, and the super short black T-shirt with a skull print was squeezed up to her waist: "He touched my breasts!"

  "His hand touched your breast, you broke a few of his bones, that's all. What's the point of killing him?"

  I'm sweating...

  "He isn't still got one more, does he? You think I don't know how many men have..."

  "Stop arguing, stop arguing, let's calm down." Alright, I couldn't bear to listen to this anymore. If they continued to mock me like this, I'd have no choice but to shut my book...

  "Anyway, you must stay with your brother and not go anywhere until I've finished talking to Wang Lao Er. Give me your phone!"

  Gao Xiaowei reluctantly said: "What do you want me to call for?"

  "Nonsense! Your gang of foxes and dogs, who knows which one will sell you out? Come on, give it to me!"

  Gao Xiaowei glared, tore open her backpack, and slammed a phone with a large doll attached to it on the table. Meng Yi quickly picked it up, turned it off, and stuffed it into her own pocket. She then turned to me with a smile: "Yangyang, I'm leaving that little girl with you, you take care of her for me. If this little rabbit dares to run out, you break her legs!"

  I subconsciously crossed my legs and said, "I'll definitely take good care of her."

  I took a sneak peek at Gao Xiaowei's feet, she was wearing a pair of strangely styled pointed-toe leather shoes, the tip looked painful just by looking at it. That son of Wang Lao Er is also asking for death, why provoke this lady? He deserved to become Egg Pain Brother. But on the other hand, fortunately they were pointed-toe shoes, if they were flat-head ones, probably none would have been left - penetrative force and stopping power are two different concepts.

  I sent Aunt Meng out of the door, she pulled my arm and said: "It's only three to five days at most, or half a month at most, just bear it for a few more days."

  I said: "It's okay, you go ahead with your business, I'll keep an eye on her."

  Aunt Meng said, "Fortunately, there is a place like yours. Otherwise, I really wouldn't know where to take her. Don't look at Little Rabbit's mouth being so bold, but in fact, she has never been out of the house before." Aunt Meng stopped for a moment and then said, "However, to be honest, you can't stay here for long. Why don't you come back with me after these few days? Your father is inside, I'm just a woman, and it's not good for me to always be out in the open without a man to support me."

  I laughed and said: "Can you get past my dad?"

  "Anyway, I don't know what he's thinking, next time I go see him I'll talk to him again. Alright, you can go back now."

  After seeing off Meng Yi, Gao Xiaowei had already occupied the computer behind my counter. She lifted her two legs up onto the table in a straddle, with her bag wide open and many snacks scattered out. As she logged into QQ, she threw the empty jelly plastic shells everywhere. I took a glance at her QQ avatar, which was a large photo of herself, with a classic stupid expression. Her QQ signature was written in Martian script: You can't see me crying, because my tear glands are in **...

  Gao Xiaowei saw me looking at her and gave me a dissatisfied glance. She said loudly: "Long Yangyang, bring my water over here."

  I sat on the sofa in the small dining room and said, "What about your own hands?" As siblings with different fathers and mothers, it was a habit for her not to call me "brother", and when I was in a good mood, I would also banter with her.

  "Cut——" She also ignored me. Two slender claws started typing on the keyboard with a "clickety-clack", while leisurely shaking her legs, those two legs were white and long, the canvas ultra-short shorts barely covering the roots of her thighs, she was sprawled out in the leather chair surfing the internet, the two small white mounds on her chest exposed a pair of arcs.

  "Your face doesn't even have a camera?" She typed for a while and started searching around the computer.

  "No!"

  She ignored me again and after a while loudly asked me: "Do you have any music?"

  "There is Jay Chou's."

  "She sneered: 'Who still listens to Jay Chou now? Are there any fans of Fahrenheit?'"

  "Have you ever been on a roller coaster?"

  She started searching online and then clicked on an online song because the internet speed was slow, so that so-called Jay Chou also sang stutteringly.

  "Break through quickly!" She muttered again.

  She jumped onto the floor in less than half an hour and shouted loudly: "I'm bored to death! Longyangyang, is there anything fun about this?"

  I said: "I'll boil a basket of tea eggs for you to sell on the railway, that's fun."

  Gao Xiaowei kicked the chair legs and shouted: "I'm so bored! I'm so bored!"

  At this time, Xiao Qian floated down from upstairs, saw a pile of trash on the table, didn't say a word, walked over and blew everything to the ground with a hard cardboard scoop, and went out the door.

  Gao Xiaowei stared blankly and said: "Who was that just now, your horse?"

  "I said: 'No, he's a runaway from home, no money to stay in an inn, so he works here.'"

  "Run away from home?" Gao Xiaowei exclaimed excitedly: "So cool! Why?"

  "You ask her yourself later."

  When Xiaoxian came back, Gao Xiaowei suddenly jumped in front of her and said loudly: "Hey, sister!"

  Xiao Qian was startled "Ah?"

  "Are you running away from home?"

  Xiao Qian thought for a moment and said, "Well, I suppose so."

  "Why?"

  "Because my parents want me to marry someone I don't like."

  I couldn't help but ask: "Didn't your parents both pass away?" I had casually mentioned running away from home, and it turned out to be true.

  Xiao Qian said: "After I left home for many years, they naturally died too."

  "Aren't you just 17 years old this year?"

  Xiao Qian nodded.

  "So your parents wanted to marry you off when you were very young?"

  Xiao Qian thought for a moment and said: "It wasn't that either, it was when I was 17 years old."

  The more I listened, the more confused I became: "Aren't you just 17 years old this year?"

  Gao Xiaowei impatiently interrupted me, indignantly saying to Xiao Qian: "Your dad and mom are also too much!"

  Xiao Qian said gloomily: "Don't say that, they have their own difficulties."

  "Anyway, you're braver than me!" Gao Xiaowei patted Xiao Qian's shoulder and said, "I should have left home too."

  I was both angry and amused: "Was your mom abusive to you?"

  "For a single egg, I was sent to this broken place, and you don't think that's abuse?"

  Xiao Qian widened her eyes and said: "What kind of mother is this? She would drive away her daughter for just one egg?"

  "Exactly, you don't think it's right either, do you?"

  I asked the sky in silence and said to Xiao Qian with a stuffy nose: "Xiao Qian, don't join in, that's not an ordinary egg."

  Xiao Qian said angrily: "Even golden eggs and silver eggs are not allowed." In the end, she couldn't help but ask Gao Xiaowei, "What kind of egg is it after all?"

  Gao Xiaowei burst out laughing: "Human egg."

  She finally found something fun here with me...

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  Everyone, please stop measuring this book by whether it's funny or not. The two stories of "Mixed" and "Chaos" are completely unrelated. Of course, humor is indispensable, but the absurdity factor will be restrained. Currently, we're still in the early stages of the story, many battlefields haven't been opened up yet, and many heavy weapons (and heavy flavors) can't be used. However, I think it has great potential to surpass "Chaos" and "Monster".