The Second Volume: The Country of Women Chapter 24: Urine Floods the Imperial Flower Garden

  The empress and I settled the matter of our return. She stretched her waist slightly, and Cao Da Gu said: "All ministers who have business to report should do so early, otherwise they will be dismissed."

  The officials looked at me and I looked at them, no one made a sound. The empress slowly said: "Sword God gentleman and the great general stay behind, the rest of you officials can withdraw from court."

  The crowd cheered and shouted "Long live!", as they left the palace gate, civil officials got into their sedan chairs and military officers mounted their horses, each returning to their own residence.

  I don't know what the empress meant by leaving me and my mother behind, and I couldn't help but exchange a glance with my mother. My mother slightly shook her head. The empress smiled when she saw that there were no outsiders left in the hall: "I'd like to invite Mr. Sword God to have lunch together, and I'd also like to ask General to join us. What do you think, General?"

  The old lady bowed and said: "It's my honor."

  I originally thought the emperor would invite me to dinner, I just arrived at the place and waited for her, but unexpectedly the empress came down from the steps and walked up to me saying: "I will walk with Mr. together."

  "Your Majesty, where will you have lunch?"

  The queen thought for a moment and said: "Let's go to Ling Sheng Ge"

  Cao Da Gu said leisurely: "Prepare the sedan chair at Lingyin Pavilion."

  Besides my mother, the purple-robed beauty also joined us. A team of female soldiers came over and carried four small sedan chairs, each one lifted by four people. The queen got on first, I saw that the ones carrying the sedan were all young girls. It's embarrassing for a big man like me to be carried by women, but I couldn't not sit, so I made a gesture of gratitude: "Sisters, you're working hard." The girls all slightly clenched their teeth and tried to hold back their smiles, but they also didn't dare to chat with me casually. They lifted the sedan and followed behind the queen. The beauty heard my words and turned her head to give me a seemingly smiling yet not quite smiling glance.

  The old lady was at the end, and I couldn't help but ask her in a low voice: "What should I call the emperor's sister?"

  Mom whispered: "Just call her Yun Qinwang"

  The Emperor's sister, also known as Princess Chang, is indeed a princess in the Kingdom of Women.

  I sat on the cart, constantly turning east and west, Mom asked: "What's wrong with you?"

  "I gritted my teeth and said: 'I still have a belly full of pee, I couldn't go since leaving home.'"

  "Can you bear it a little longer?"

  I furrowed my brow and said with a gloomy face: "I'll give it a try"

  After riding the sedan chair for nearly ten minutes, Cao Da Gu stood outside a red wall and announced in a loud voice to clear the way of idle people. The imperial palace of the female emperor's country was similar to those on TV, with distinct directions of east, west, north, and south. Several grand halls for handling government affairs were built along the central axis of the palace, and behind them were the emperor's living quarters. We arrived at what should be the rear palace, where the courtyard walls were not high, and every blade of grass and tree had a touch of elegance. The elder sisters in the palace knelt down to welcome us outside the gate. The female emperor got out of the sedan chair and didn't forget to turn around and invite me: "Please, sir."

  I was secretly suffering, this empress has been more enthusiastic than when I see my mom since she saw me, and wouldn't leave my side for a moment. I had hoped to take advantage of the meal to sneak away to the bathroom, but accompanying the emperor to eat, how could I possibly hold on for an hour? But my ** couldn't wait any longer, I felt like there was a big water bag inside me, every step I took made me feel like I was going to burst. I hugged my stomach and came down, just as we were about to enter the door, I finally summoned up the courage to say: "Uh, that..."

  The queen said: "Is there something, sir?"

  "My face turned red with rage as I said: 'There's something that can't be said in front of the Emperor, but it must be resolved...' "

  The empress's expression turned stern as she said: "Is there something you wish to say, sir? Is it a matter of great importance regarding the military or state affairs that you want to propose to me?"

  I hung my head in shame and said with a red face: "That's the thing, I haven't been to the bathroom since this morning..."

  I'm embarrassed, not because she's an empress, but mainly because there are all girls around me. If I hadn't been really desperate, I wouldn't have said this even if you killed me - women definitely don't have a good impression of men who can't hold their urine.

  The empress was taken aback at first, then suddenly burst out laughing and said with a smile: "Eating mantou is originally one of the four major events in life. I was too busy with the first two things, it's my fault as the host. Yunquan, take Mr. to Zhu Yan's residence immediately."

  "Yes, Imperial Sister." Yun Qinwang stepped aside and said to me: "Follow me"

  Matters were urgent and I couldn't afford to be polite, so I nodded hastily at the Empress, bowed my head, clutched my stomach and followed Prince Yun closely.

  We didn't want anyone to follow, Yun Qin Wang walked ahead, I hastily followed behind, until we reached a small path, where Yun Qin Wang saw that there was no one around, and then smiled and turned back to say: "When I first met you, I didn't know your identity, I've been rude to you many times - Mr. Sword God."

  I shook my head dejectedly and said, "Never mind, I also made a fool of myself."

  "Later I went to look for you again, but you were already gone. I asked the people in the building, but no one told me the truth. Where did you go?"

  It turns out that the fat boss didn't tell King Yun about me being taken away, no wonder. The king took a concubine to his place and opened a room, but someone else was caught, he said it would definitely offend King Yun, of course, it's best to let me fend for myself. People in this kind of circle don't have any true feelings, they can't find a substitute at the moment and forget about it in the blink of an eye.

  I grinned and said: 'Let's talk about these later, I just want to ask you to hurry up now'

  Yun Qin Wang chuckled and said, "You're probably the first person to ever ask to use the restroom in front of my imperial sister —" She sighed and continued, "What a pity that you're not a woman. If you were, we would definitely become the best of friends. We could drink together and have fun together, it would be wonderful." As she spoke, her footsteps quickened, and I hurriedly called out, "Slow down! By the way, earlier the emperor said something about taking me to the Ruzi Zhai, what's that place?"

  Yun Qinwang smiled and said, "It's just the toilet. The imperial physician said that it's very important for women to wash their faces at a fixed time every day. Elder sister had a playful heart for a moment, so all the toilets in the palace were renamed 'Zhu Yan Zhai'."

  I laughed and said: "The name is quite fitting, better than selling fake medicine."

  We've been walking for nearly half a day now, and we've arrived at a lush garden. The strange flowers and grasses line the winding path, and the scenery is extremely beautiful. However, I haven't seen any sign of a restroom anywhere. I couldn't help but ask: "How much farther?"

  Yunqin Wang said: "This is the Imperial Flower Garden, after passing through the Imperial Flower Garden, we will arrive"

  I cried out in frustration: "Why is the toilet so far away?"

  Yun Qin Wang just smiled and didn't say anything.

  I thought about it and realized that this palace is not an ordinary garden, each corner of the wall has a toilet, the maids and guards all have fixed places to go, as for the emperor, he definitely won't share such a place with others. You can't possibly enter the toilet and see the emperor holding toilet paper in his mouth, squatting there and greeting you, so facilities like toilets that are not elegant are kept secret in the palace.

  I don't know how much longer I'll be in the toilet, anyway it won't be short, so I stopped and said in a hoarse voice: "I can't wait any longer"

  "What can be done?"

  I pointed at the fake mountain in front of me: "That's where I got it"

  The Cloud King smiled and said: "You have a big nerve, this is the Imperial Palace after all."

  "Garden!" She changed her expression and smiled, "Okay okay, really want to suffocate"

  The Sword God is gone, and I've already made arrangements with my sister, so you can just leave now.

  He turned his back and left.

  I waved at her and said: "You go a bit further."

  The Cloud King gazed at me with a hint of annoyance and said, "When I first saw you...

  "You don't have so many things." However, he still took two steps towards the money.

  I measured the distance between us and roughly estimated the size of her belly

  Generally speaking, it involves directions, and continued: "Further away, be careful not to get your shoes wet"

  "Up!" In front of this woman who still calls me "little **", I really

  It seems like there's nothing left to avoid talking about, if we hadn't taken a wrong turn at the beginning.

  I think we've both already seen each other's true selves.

  The cloud king was speechless and choked back his words, then took two more steps forward and said: "...... I'm just here...

  "This makes you look like a human being, don't you want others to see you withdraw your urine?"

  I carelessly untied my belt and rushed to the fake mountain, urinating only to feel the water in my stomach churning out like a tidal wave. It was as if the heavenly gate had burst open and the Chu River had flowed freely. I felt comfortable and closed my eyes, but suddenly I saw a small team of female soldiers patrolling towards me from the other side of the fake mountain. Through the gap, I could see them, and they also saw me with a puzzled expression, not knowing what I was doing. The leader of the team looked at me with a strange face and pointed at me, shouting: "Who are you?"

  I'm exhausted, but I couldn't stop now, so I secretly increased my efforts, and the sound of rushing water grew louder...

  The captain saw me sneaking around and not saying a word, drew his waist knife and led his men to charge forward. Suddenly, Yun Qinwang appeared from behind the fake mountain, his face stern, and said: "What are you doing?"

  The captain saw her and hastily paid his respects, then pointed into the artificial hill and said: "Cloud King, we've found a suspect!"

  Yun Qinwang said: "What suspect? That is the noble guest invited by His Majesty, and he is a sword god!"

  The captain looked puzzled and opened his mouth wide: "Ah? Walking Sword God?"

  Yun Qīnwáng said: "Silence, don't disturb... Jiànshén's quiet cultivation."

  The team leader Bai Ran didn't understand why the great Sword God had come to this quiet place, accompanied by the sound of flowing water. He couldn't help but look at me and then at Yun Qin Wang again. By that time, I had already finished the last "three stocks", tied up my pants and walked out with a smile, stretching out my hand to greet them: "Everyone has worked hard."

  The captain just now didn't see clearly, and now he saw that I was indeed approaching him, so he hastily put away his sword and bowed: "I've seen the Sword God, sir."

  I smiled warmly and said: "Good, good, little girl is very responsible. I just came to take a look around your palace guards to see if there are any blind spots. You're so meticulous, I'm at ease now."

  Yun Qinwang suppressed a smile and said: "Sword God is praising you, take your people and go receive the reward."

  The team leader was overjoyed and the reward was nothing to be concerned about. What was rare was that he received a compliment from the Sword God, and he respectfully said: "Thank you, Mr. Sword God and King Yun." He only walked with her, and when he lowered his head for a moment, he saw a suspicious patch of water seeping out from behind the fake mountain. For the time being, he didn't have time to think about it, and he excitedly took her away.

  After the guards left, Yun Qinwang finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "You're still quite clever."

  I chuckled and said, "I teased you a bit just now."

  "Oh, then how are you going to thank me?" Yun Qin Wang's eyes sparkled with spring as he said: "Why don't you stay at my palace tonight, and we can catch up on old times?"

  I shook my head vigorously: "No way!" Well, she still had a conscience, after all. As for Yun Qianwang, this woman, her appearance was not bad, and her figure was enough to provoke desire. Unfortunately, this was the Country of Daughters, sleeping with her would be equivalent to being slept with by her. As a man, I absolutely could not leave behind such a stain...

  Yun Qinwang smiled and said, "Let's hurry up, my imperial sister must be waiting anxiously." It seems that she was just teasing me casually, now my identity is under the spotlight of the whole country, I am no longer the same as before.

  Like this, I urinated in the imperial garden of the Daughter State and followed Yun Qinwang to attend the banquet of the Female Emperor. I turned my head and saw that my urine had collapsed a corner at the edge of the fake mountain, and it was indeed the Sword God Realm of Urine Collapse Mountain...

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