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Chapter 9: 360-Degree No-Blind-Spot Shooting

  Everyone prepared to go look for [Whole Body is Diao].

  Just then, Diao Ge came running back excitedly from the distance, waving the broken gourd ladle with a huge chip in his hand at everyone.

  "Brothers, I got the first kill!""I f***ing got the first kill!""I even leveled up! I finally leveled up!"Diao Ge was so excited he was almost crying.

  Everyone looked up and saw that the level indicator above Diao Ge's head had indeed changed from LV1 to LV2.

  This was the virtual leveling and upgrade system Su Xiao had set up through the system. Players could also use Faith Points to increase their strength.

  In the World of Gods, initially, gods and other beings were quite similar in terms of power and other aspects.The only difference was that gods could condense a Divine Spark. Once they had a Divine Spark, they could attract believers and rapidly increase their strength through the power of faith.Other beings, however, could only rely on their own evolution or methods like cultivation techniques to absorb worldly spiritual energy and increase their strength.

  In short.In terms of power level, Player Level 1 = 1-Star God Disciple = 1-Star Believer.But gods were inherently higher than other beings.According to the player leveling system, Su Xiao's current divine rank was 5-Star God Disciple, equivalent to Level 5.Of course, players couldn't see Su Xiao's level, and other beings in this world couldn't see player levels either. Only players could see each other's levels.

  "So envious of Diao Ge!""Holy crap, Diao Ge is awesome! The first one to level up, even Zhang Daxian is no match for you.""Yeah, Daxian is even trashier than you."

  At this moment, Zhang Daxian, who was waiting outside the game for three hours, suddenly sneezed.

  "Obviously, who do you think I am? I'm Diao Ge!" [Whole Body is Diao] looked incredibly smug, basking in the glory.

  "Diao Ge, how did you do it?" a player asked curiously.

  [Whole Body is Diao] looked at everyone, pretending to be mysterious."You might not believe it if I tell you, but I freaking spat on it and put out its fire."

  Spit?The players were even more confused.Spit can kill a scarecrow? For real?

  Su Xiao also stared at him doubtfully but noticed the guy didn't seem to be lying.

  "That's right, it was spit.""I was spitting over the edge of a cliff at the time, and unexpectedly, a Flame Scarecrow passed by below, and I happened to spit right on its head.""And guess what? The flames on its body quickly extinguished, and it turned into a pile of straw.""Then I felt a surge of power throughout my body, and my level went up to 2."

  The players felt like they were going to cough up blood in frustration.If they had known spit could kill the scarecrows, they wouldn't have been beaten so badly.

  "Oh yeah! I'm freaking going monster hunting! I'm gonna be the second player to kill a scarecrow!"[One Cut 999] yelled and rushed out like lightning, afraid someone else would beat him to it.

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  "Holy crap, I'm going too!"The players scrambled to run out, regretting their slow reaction.

  At this point, [One Cut 999] rushed up to an Undead Scarecrow, staring at it with an enigmatic smile."Come on, Grandpa's here, come kill me!""A mere scarecrow dares to act arrogant before Your Daddy?""Daddy can extinguish you with one spit, believe it or not."

  Swish!Provoked, the Undead Scarecrow quickly charged over.[One Cut 999] timed it right and shot out a mouthful of spit, hitting the scarecrow.

  However, the scene described by [Whole Body is Diao] didn't happen as imagined.The Undead Scarecrow slapped him right across the face, taking him out instantly.

  ???

  After respawning in the Main God Hall, [One Cut 999] stood there stunned for a long time.How did the Spit Extermination Technique fail?

  "Diao Ge, Diao Ge, you freaking tricked me..."[One Cut 999] felt the urge to chop someone up and stormed outside.

  At the same time, many other players also emerged from the Main God Hall, furiously seeking revenge on [Whole Body is Diao].

  Surrounded by the crowd and hearing the news, [Whole Body is Diao] almost cried.I freaking didn't lie to you!

  "God Xiao, you have to stand up for us! This guy's got bad intentions, ban his account!"The players complained indignantly to Su Xiao.

  "No, no, it definitely wasn't spit...""It must have been something else."The female player from before, , motioned for everyone to quiet down and began to analyze rationally.

  Hearing this, the other players thought it made sense.Su Xiao suddenly looked at the ladle in [Whole Body is Diao]'s hand."Could it be... urine?"

  "Urine?""Right! Diao Ge drank urine, it's possible it was the urine!""Diao Ge, why don't you drink some more urine and try again?"

  [Whole Body is Diao]: "???? "Why the f*** don't you go drink some urine and try?!

  "Brothers, I have an idea. Lure a scarecrow somewhere, then while it's not looking, pee all over it, and we'll know the result," suggested .

  "Teacher, you do it."The players looked at .

  I'm a f***ing girl!

  "You guys should do it, my range isn't long enough," said weakly.

  "Diao Ge, you do it! Your whole body is 'Diao'! Shoot in all directions simultaneously! 360-degree coverage with no blind spots!"

  And so...[Whole Body is Diao] was pushed into the hot seat.

  Soon, the group found a suitable spot and had [Whole Body is Diao] stand on top to prepare."Diao Ge, are you ready?""Is your urine volume enough? If not, brother, I have some here, drink some, so you can pee more later?" a player joked.

  "Stop f***ing nagging! Hurry up and lure the scarecrow, I'm ready.""Hey, hey, don't peek later, okay? I'm afraid I'll scare you.""Girls can look, but guys, forget it."

  [Whole Body is Diao] stood facing the wind, hands poised over his crotch.Soon, someone lured a scarecrow over. He was seen running frantically ahead, with the scarecrow chasing closely behind."Diao Ge, be careful! Don't pee on me!"The player yelled at [Whole Body is Diao] while running.

  [Whole Body is Diao] stared intently at the approaching scarecrow, mentally calculating factors like wind resistance and gravitational acceleration.At a certain moment, a pungent smell descended from the sky, landing precisely on the scarecrow.As everyone watched intently, the flames on the scarecrow rapidly extinguished, and it turned into a pile of straw.

  "Ding! Congratulations to player [Whole Body is Diao] for killing one Scarecrow."

  "Holy shit, it really is urine!""Outrageous! Killing it with urine.""What kind of dog brain does this game designer have? Coming up with such a weird method, definitely an idiot.""Exciting! This is freaking what you call a puzzle game! Skill alone isn't enough, you gotta use your brain!""..."

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